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Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:07:54 No.11680082 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11680089 >>11680427 >>11680538 >>11680763 >>11680801

>be me
>dating filipina from philippines
>moved in with her in Cebu
>she has 10-year-old cousin whose parents abandoned him
>going to meet him soon
>want to gift him something nice, something around 1000php or about $20
Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:12:33 No.11680089 Report

Quoted By: >>11680096 >>11680124

>>11680082
Just giving you a fair warning: when you marry one, you're expected to provide for the whole massive family. They're just loosening you up. Be prepared to have whatever home you have overcrowded as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:17:59 No.11680096 Report

Quoted By: >>11680117 >>11680122 >>11680124 >>11680574 >>11680791 >>11680796 >>11681024 >>11681241

>>11680089
I'm not a cuck. I uplifted my filipina to heights she never would have obtained otherwise, and she knows it. She also knows that we're never helping her family financially.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:40:45 No.11680117 Report

Quoted By: >>11680334 >>11680419

>>11680096
just wait till she hits you with the
>my parents are so old they can't take care of themself anymore
>but my niece is really bright, she should go to college
>they are starving husbandkun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:42:11 No.11680122 Report

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>>11680096
Lmao lmao fucking lmao even

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 16:45:59 No.11680124 Report

Quoted By: >>11680418

>>11680096
>>11680089
Having seen Bald and Bankrupt's last vlog..... that 20 dollar gift will be considered generation wealth it seems. Also a hundo or two a month would probably go a long way for the entire family if push comes to shove. Am I wrong to think this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 21:54:53 No.11680334 Report

Quoted By: >>11680374

>>11680117
Don't forget about her five sisters (all local prostitutes with prostitute-babies), and her five brothers (all mules for running packages without questioning). Gotta provide a better life for them too. Plus aunts, uncles, and cousins.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:18:28 No.11680374 Report

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>>11680334
My dad is dating a fillipino woman so anon should support me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:48:23 No.11680418 Report

Quoted By: >>11680575

>>11680124
$100/mo would be pretty huge, anon. $250/mo is about minimum wage. My gf's parents probably bring in maybe $500/mo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:50:26 No.11680419 Report

Quoted By: >>11680473

>>11680117
Nah, I don't have empathy/sympathy like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:51:47 No.11680422 Report

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Right now, I'd really like to get an airport handgun, because that would be cool. But I think maybe giving a realistic looking handgun to a 10-year-old might be a bit much. There's a Panzer IV toy I saw in a department store on Saturday that I might go back to and pick up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:55:19 No.11680427 Report

Quoted By: >>11680430 >>11680504

>>11680082
Lol. Posting here before the thread gets deleted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 22:57:49 No.11680430 Report

Quoted By: >>11680439 >>11680520

>>11680427
Can you just answer the question so I don't redo the thread and pretend it's a white boy getting the toy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 23:01:47 No.11680439 Report

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>>11680430
If you don't buy him the best shit you can get in America the whole family is gonna treat you like shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 23:38:18 No.11680473 Report

Quoted By: >>11680500

>>11680419
Then get ready to be left for another meal ticket that does. If you're not larping, you're honestly delusional if you think any woman who doesn't despise her family would be okay with that. She's telling you whatever you want to hear to lock you down.
Anyway, as far as your question there is so much shit a ten year old could potentially like that falls in that price range. Ask her what he likes and work from there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Jan 2026 23:59:38 No.11680500 Report

Quoted By: >>11680575

>>11680473
She knows it's not our place to be the savior for her family.
>ask gf what he likes
I don't think she knows. She said he likes trucks, but I'm not going to get him some lame ass $4 truck. I'm thinking a realistic-looking gun, like a Glock replica, or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 00:03:38 No.11680504 Report

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>>11680427
northern european titled detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 00:33:48 No.11680520 Report

Quoted By: >>11680543 >>11680575

>>11680430
I think your basic options are
>remote control car (must be rechargable so you don't condemn them to expensive batteries. might cause drama if it breaks on the first day)
>nerf gun, slingshot
>sports stuff - something he can do solo like a soccer ball, yoyo

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 00:50:12 No.11680538 Report

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>>11680082
model 01 gold best figure you can get for the price

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 00:57:48 No.11680543 Report

Quoted By: >>11680555 >>11681081

>>11680520
Problem with the remote control car is those things just don't last very long. Plus, they quickly lose their appeal. I think you're right about the nerf gun.
>sports stuff
No. I will never buy a child, including mine future own, a soccer ball, basketball, whatever. If they want that bullshit, they can play with it at school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 00:59:40 No.11680545 Report

Quoted By: >>11680575

If funko pops weren't so fucking gay, I'd consider getting one of those..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:08:25 No.11680555 Report

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>>11680543
Kek yeah fair enough, I remember getting one for Christmas and broke it by the end of the day.
I imagined they might have improved them somewhat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:16:58 No.11680566 Report

Quoted By: >>11680580

I spent about 2 weeks in Quezon City. The girls there were wild. They wanted to screw with out condoms which felt like a complete trap as they seem pretty fertile. Back here in the US my friend knocked up the cashier he picked up at Jolibee.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:25:51 No.11680574 Report

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>>11680096
>white man moved to the phillipines

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:26:49 No.11680575 Report

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>>11680418
I'm just saying, if you want to keep your seamonkey, 100 dollars a month to support her family, if she expects it, is probably worth it for you. I for one practise eugenics, so I'd never even contemplate the idea of a non-white gf.

>>11680500
A lego truck perhaps?

>>11680520
>yoyo
kekekekek

>>11680545
Those basedtoys have 0 playability.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:30:51 No.11680580 Report

Quoted By: >>11680582

>>11680566
>the girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 01:31:28 No.11680582 Report

Quoted By:

>>11680580
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 02:16:15 No.11680620 Report

Quoted By: >>11680624 >>11680628

So this is the racism and not-an-incel thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 02:19:44 No.11680624 Report

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>>11680620
This is a toy thread. Don't let the Janiturk nuke us

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 02:20:52 No.11680628 Report

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>>11680620

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:29:02 No.11680763 Report

Quoted By: >>11680789

>>11680082
Konnichiwa dude!
If he likes trucks, something like this maybe?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:58:18 No.11680788 Report

Quoted By: >>11680797 >>11680805 >>11680899

Going with something like this that I found today at the local mall, bros. Thoughts?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 04:59:20 No.11680789 Report

Quoted By:

>>11680763
This looks cool. I think the toy Vector would make him more cool in the local neighborhood, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:03:58 No.11680791 Report

Quoted By:

>>11680096
>Marries SEAmonkey
>Not a cuck
Anon,I…

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:09:56 No.11680796 Report

Quoted By:

>>11680096
That's called taking responsibility and an alpha. Being a real man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:10:29 No.11680797 Report

Quoted By:

>>11680788
I mean that's a dream to for a kid but a) looks like a real rifle so you'll want to check he doesn't get the cops called on him and b) can blind you if you shoot yourself, says 14+ for a reason.
Also you will want to buy a shitload of ammo otherwise he'll run out and not be able to afford more.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:16:38 No.11680801 Report

Quoted By: >>11680806

>>11680082
ive never been to Cebu, but Manila toy stores are the most stocked ive ever seen. I don't think you'll be out of options. Maybe get him a Biopod or whatever cool blindbox toy, and Lego never fails neither

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:19:31 No.11680805 Report

Quoted By: >>11680811

>>11680788
C'mon, seriously. Don't give him an ammo gun. Get the laser ones you find anywhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:20:07 No.11680806 Report

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>>11680801
There are probably better toy stores at the local SM mall here in Cebu, but the one within walking distance only has limited, mostly cheap trash options unfortunately.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:25:54 No.11680811 Report

Quoted By: >>11680825

>>11680805
although I agree a gel blaster is a dicey option, those take batteries and might run out godawful fast.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 05:40:27 No.11680825 Report

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>>11680811
Oh it's fine if it's just used as a regular toy gun. A massive submachine gun is still cool. These are Filipinos, nerf and such isn't necessary.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 07:58:52 No.11680899 Report

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>>11680788
If the goal's to get the kid shot by the police so you're free of one more financial liability, good choice, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 12:55:50 No.11681019 Report

Quoted By: >>11681093

what's probably best is to take him to the toy store, give him the budget, and let him pick out whatever he wants for himself to ensure he gets something he really likes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 13:08:07 No.11681024 Report

Quoted By: >>11681098

>>11680096
No you retard if you don’t she will take half

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:21:11 No.11681081 Report

Quoted By: >>11681090

>>11680543
why the weird hang up with sports stuff?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:30:13 No.11681090 Report

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>>11681081
Because it's lame and for normies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:31:59 No.11681092 Report

Quoted By: >>11681095

Kids build memories of the toys with the experiences they have with them. You're better off spending time with him shopping for toys that he gets to pick out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:33:11 No.11681093 Report

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>>11681019
Kids don't always know what's good for them. A competent toy purchase in the long run is better. Plus, gift giving is an activity meant for the gift giver. The gift should always be something the gift giver, not the gift receiver, enjoys. Now, should the gift giver take this information and gift something the gift received will hate? Not necessarily, as one should always be magnanimous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:35:24 No.11681095 Report

Quoted By: >>11681705

>>11681092
Problem is he lives in a small rural "town." I'd have to take him and his sister on a two-hour trip one-way trip to a nearby small city to get to a low-tier toy store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:37:16 No.11681098 Report

Quoted By: >>11681107

>>11681024
She won't take half/leave if I don't provide for her extended family. She places me above her family.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 14:47:36 No.11681107 Report

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>>11681098
>Filipina
>She places me above her family.
I admire your optimism, but if you're not trolling, I think you're in for a rude awakening.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Jan 2026 17:35:55 No.11681241 Report

Quoted By: >>11681751

>>11680096
Kek when she gets western citizenship and can provide for herself, she will dump your ass. Why don't passport pros ever understand this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2026 02:40:51 No.11681705 Report

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>>11681095
gift card
have him live stream himself while you are on with him shopping
takes care of the memory building and everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Jan 2026 03:47:10 No.11681751 Report

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>>11681241
She's not going to get western citizenship though. I'm perma staying in Philippines.

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