>>11700334Most action figures are males.
Unless you are lubing this up and sticking it somewhere, you probably aren't gay.
And even if you are lubing it up and sticking it somewhere, you might also not be gay, just learning you have a prostate. If THAT is the case with you, then let me tell you - something firm but softer, like green squash, would be better for you, son.
Hard plastic is never the answer.
