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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:08:20 No.5256415 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5256431 >>5256435 >>5256445 >>5256510 >>5256603 >>5256645 >>5256751 >>5256876 >>5256894

Is anyone else here obsessed with Captain Phasma? Who else can't wait for the SHF? I'm into strong women, I'll admit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:16:02 No.5256429 Report

Quoted By: >>5256501

Just imagine how damp and musky it gets inside that armor all day. Gets me so hot thinking about it. I hope she doesn't shave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:16:42 No.5256431 Report

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>>5256415

Kill yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:18:20 No.5256435 Report

Quoted By: >>5256847 >>5256885

>>5256415

>>tfw wavered and preorders closed

She's like a Metal Hero figure, wish I grabbed one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:26:31 No.5256445 Report

Quoted By: >>5256488

>>5256415

Do you think her farts reverberate inside that armor?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:35:08 No.5256464 Report

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Yeah I'm fucking into it. I already preordered the Figuarts Phasma but had to pick up the black series one to hold me over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:43:33 No.5256481 Report

Quoted By: >>5256484

Didn't know it was a female character, I love the armor though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:47:27 No.5256484 Report

Quoted By: >>5256486 >>5256487

>>5256481
Yep, she's Brienne of Tarth

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:48:18 No.5256486 Report

Quoted By: >>5256499

>>5256484

So it's a tranny?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:48:43 No.5256487 Report

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>>5256484

I had to google who that was.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:48:58 No.5256488 Report

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>>5256445
Stormtrooper crotch armor have an in-built anal tube that extracts all excrement.

Phasma's armor has an additional in-built dildo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:55:57 No.5256499 Report

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>>5256486
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 17:58:09 No.5256501 Report

Quoted By: >>5256538

>>5256429
nah, I would expect that armor has an internal climate control system to optimize the effectiveness of the wearer. probably responds to body temperature and perspiration levels to keep the user as cool and dry as possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:04:11 No.5256510 Report

Quoted By: >>5256515 >>5256520

>>5256415
You didn't even see the movie.

What if it sucks? What if she's not a 'strong' woman? What if she's a heroin addicted jazz-critic who ISN'T a Stormtrooper?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:05:54 No.5256515 Report

Quoted By: >>5256518 >>5256530

>>5256510
What if she gets her head chopped off 10 seconds into the fight scene?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:06:42 No.5256518 Report

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>>5256515
What if it turns out there is no Captain Phasma and under that armor is where Luke was hiding all along?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:07:03 No.5256520 Report

Quoted By: >>5256532 >>5256544

>>5256510
What if you just like the design?

People collect IG-88 stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:11:50 No.5256530 Report

Quoted By: >>5256542

>>5256515
What if it turns out she is a very obnoxious space alien

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:12:40 No.5256532 Report

Quoted By: >>5256540

>>5256520
>implying IG-88 isn't the baddest motherfucker

Why you gotta playa hate on IG-88?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:16:30 No.5256538 Report

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>>5256501
But that still doesn't explain how she'll shave?! Hairy pubes & armpits FTW!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:16:32 No.5256540 Report

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>>5256532

I'm not, chris, I'm just saying he's a background character in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:17:38 No.5256542 Report

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>>5256530
What if she is female Jar Jar Binks?!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:18:12 No.5256544 Report

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>>5256520
Yeah, but we know that IG-88 is a badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 18:48:28 No.5256603 Report

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>>5256415
have we gotten a picture of figuarts phasma next to any other star wars figuarts? I want to know if she's in-scale

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 19:10:07 No.5256645 Report

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>>5256415
Captain Phasma's vagina..... mmmmmmm.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 20:32:39 No.5256751 Report

Quoted By: >>5256759

>>5256415
Where the fuck can you even preorder this bitch anymore?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 20:39:05 No.5256759 Report

Quoted By: >>5256793

>>5256751
Bigbadtoystore

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 20:51:06 No.5256793 Report

Quoted By: >>5256814 >>5256825 >>5256836 >>5256847 >>5256885

>>5256759
Man.. soldout and way overpriced for what everybody else has her for. Shit guess i missed out on that train. Maybe i'll have better luck with Jango.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:03:04 No.5256814 Report

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>>5256793
Get it at a convention when it comes out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:16:49 No.5256825 Report

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>>5256793
Just wait till release and then scout mandarake or the BST thread. Some are bound to pop up for reasonable prices.

McBalderus

McBalderus Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:22:11 No.5256836 Report

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>>5256793
People said the same about maul and he's up for regular price at amiami

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:23:40 No.5256839 Report

Quoted By: >>5256878

Dat feminine hip accentuating stance. HNNNGG

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:28:28 No.5256847 Report

Quoted By: >>5256862 >>5256885

>>5256435
>>5256793
Browse HLJ and Amiami every day in February and then get in quick. At least that's my plan.

If anyone has a more specific date let me know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:39:43 No.5256862 Report

Quoted By: >>5256870

>>5256847
Aren't they already doing like a second release of Vader and Luke? If so, then they'll definitely do it with Kylo and Phasma. Especially after the film actually releases.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:46:40 No.5256870 Report

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>>5256862
>tfw missed out on Luke again
Fuck my life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:51:32 No.5256876 Report

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>>5256415

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:52:47 No.5256878 Report

Quoted By: >>5256886 >>5256889

>>5256839
>Dat feminine hip accentuating stance

Do you know anything about women at all?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:58:10 No.5256885 Report

Quoted By: >>5256971 >>5257051

>>5256435
>>5256847
>>5256793
Is this your first rodeo or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 21:58:15 No.5256886 Report

Quoted By:

>>5256878

They poop from where they bleed. Right? They also carry bags of milk in their mouths.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:00:04 No.5256889 Report

Quoted By:

>>5256878

No of course not. Please enlighten us o sage of female wisdom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:03:48 No.5256894 Report

Quoted By: >>5256898

>>5256415
My favorite thing about Phasma is.... is..... is....um.... well shit, I don't know a goddamn thing about Phasma since the fucking movie hasn't even come out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:05:33 No.5256898 Report

Quoted By: >>5256906

>>5256894
This post gave me cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:12:01 No.5256906 Report

Quoted By: >>5256912

>>5256898
Don't you just love the way Phasma just.... um.... like the way she's always.... that thing.....she always says about.... um.... help me out here. What does everyone love about Phasma? We don't know shit about her other than casting and appearance. For all you assholes know she could end up being the most annoying character in the whole movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:15:25 No.5256912 Report

Quoted By: >>5256917 >>5256923

>>5256906

She couldn't possibly be more annoying than your posts and attempts to be I don't know, funny? clever? I can't tell what you were trying to do but you definitely failed at it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:17:10 No.5256917 Report

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>>5256912
I don't think he understands the actual reason why people are so interested in Phasma.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:19:26 No.5256923 Report

Quoted By: >>5256939 >>5256968

>>5256912
Why so butthurt? You claim her as your waifu or something?

Alls I'm saying is that it makes no sense to hype up a character we know close to nothing about. If you want to prove otherwise go ahead and tell me all the badass things about Phasma.

Go ahead, be as detailed as possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:25:03 No.5256939 Report

Quoted By: >>5256942

>>5256923
>Why so butthurt?

Being annoyed by someone being annoying isn't "butthurt"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:27:12 No.5256942 Report

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>>5256939
>Being annoyed by someone being annoying isn't "butthurt"

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:41:16 No.5256968 Report

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>>5256923
Everyone "hyped up" are obvious fucking trolls, most people only think the design is cool at this point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:42:37 No.5256971 Report

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>>5256885
Y-Yes...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:50:24 No.5256981 Report

Quoted By: >>5256988 >>5257097

Do we know she's actually human under that armor? What if she's a cyborg....or a droid with a female voice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioenfkKjtlM

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 22:53:05 No.5256988 Report

Quoted By: >>5256996

>>5256981
>submit your blaster for inspection

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:05:04 No.5256996 Report

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>>5256988
I can't wait to see Phasma bully Finn.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Oct 2015 23:50:37 No.5257051 Report

Quoted By: >>5257253

>>5256885

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 00:35:31 No.5257097 Report

Quoted By: >>5257185

>>5256981
Well maybe she's a human because she's being played by Gwendoline Christie.

Pic related.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:17:02 No.5257185 Report

Quoted By: >>5257197 >>5257199 >>5257231

>>5257097
Yes, similar to Anthony Daniels playing C-3PO.

Doesn't mean she'll actually be seen onscreen OUTSIDE of the armor. Nothing shown so far has indicated this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:21:28 No.5257197 Report

Quoted By: >>5257231

>>5257185
>Has helmet on the entire new trilogy if she lasts that long
>Her final fight has it get ripped off as she's fighting someone
>Battle scarred to fuck, one eye clouded over, missing a part of her face like Darth Malus or that one comic cowboy
Would never happen but I'd cum buckets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:21:40 No.5257199 Report

Quoted By: >>5257231

>>5257185
I really hope they keep it that way. We can tell it's a woman from the voice, good enough. Keep it badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:32:45 No.5257231 Report

Quoted By: >>5257254 >>5257262

>>5257199
>>5257197
>>5257185

Aside from size why would they cast her at all? It could've just been a nobody like Fett or some tall dude. She's probably gonna take the helmet off at some point. Plus we all know who is under there, anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:37:01 No.5257253 Report

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>>5257051
Preorders for these things open up several times between them going up and release. Maul's were open every other week or so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:37:29 No.5257254 Report

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>>5257231

Voice matters, Jason Wingreen's voice for Fett is great

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:40:16 No.5257262 Report

Quoted By: >>5257293 >>5257303

>>5257231

Her entire purpose is to be the new Boba Fett for this new stupid film. They'll probably keep her armored up to keep that "mystery" since JJ can't come up with a single unique idea on his own.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:51:21 No.5257293 Report

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>>5257262

I don't want knew ideas, there's roughly 10000 billion pages of Star Wars material he can pull from. I want him to cherry pick from all the material he has, boil it down and use it as lube to jerk me off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Nov 2015 01:56:27 No.5257303 Report

Quoted By:

>>5257262

>>mystery
>>actress is a main character in one of the most popular tv shows of all time and is heavily featured in promotions whenever possible

ok

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