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Here's a way better idea. The people who followed through as well as received packages, send that to santa with proof, and he can host again or hand the list to the next santa, then they are automatically put into next year's ''certified santa'' list with each other, so they're basically guaranteed to not get grinched. Everyone else gets put in the ''probationary santa'' list, and they have to earn the right to be on the next certified list for the following year by being a good santa.
There done, fuck you grinches, I got my lovely gift and I sent my awesome one, and it couldn't have been better. I advise against using a new santa, because it's painfully obvious there are psychopaths that are absolutely consumed with the thought of fucking something up for someone, no matter what it is, and one of them will likely get the list and fuck everything up. This year's santa, step the fuck up.
