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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 05:39:54 No.5330787 View View Reply Original Report

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You now own THE cupboard from "The Indian in the Cupboard, but it's magic has almost completely run out!
It can only bring one more toy to life..
Who is the toy you would put inside? Why?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 05:41:58 No.5330790 Report

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With his help, I can take over Nintendis

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 05:44:42 No.5330794 Report

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>>5330787
I build a "brings toys to life" raygun form Lego and stick it in there. Checkmate rulefag, unlimited wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 05:49:53 No.5330800 Report

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>>5330787
It's revealed in the sequel that the cupboard is not magic, the key is. Anything the key will fit into will have the same effect.

Keeping that in mind, I would rent a large enough garage or warehouse, then build a cardboard and plywood toy spaceship. Insert the key in the lock, and presto, real spaceship.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 13:28:27 No.5331183 Report

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>>5330787
Probably Pheyden for me. I've already brought him across the country numerous times, in cars and planes, so he's sort of my main travel buddy. It'd be cool to have a tiny space faring alien friend.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 13:32:52 No.5331187 Report

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If I were to put a dragon dildo in it, does that means when the magic triggers, a dragon from some alternate world would get suddenly castrated?

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 13:48:28 No.5331203 Report

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>>5330787

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:36:07 No.5331367 Report

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>>5331187
Just because it brings things to life doesn't mean it's taking them from alternate dimensions.

Beside, I sure tons of dragons are being castrated in alternate universes right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:38:07 No.5331370 Report

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>>5330787
>this thread again

Inb4 retards who try to make rules dictating what turns alive and what doesnt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:49:18 No.5331385 Report

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>>5330787
Gotta go with my SHF Broly.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:49:20 No.5331386 Report

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THREAD OVER

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:57:52 No.5331396 Report

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>>5330800
>It's revealed in the sequel that the cupboard is not magic, the key is. Anything the key will fit into will have the same effect.
Every fucking time this lame ass thread pops up you have to throw this in, you colossal autist.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 16:59:34 No.5331399 Report

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>>5331386
>it's magic has almost completely run out! It can only bring one more toy to life

Reading's not your strong point is it, Corky.

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Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 17:00:59 No.5331400 Report

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I would use it on a figure of my waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 17:12:31 No.5331412 Report

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>>5331399
It's one band, so it's one toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 17:18:02 No.5331417 Report

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>>5330787
Something I can stick my penis in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 17:19:58 No.5331420 Report

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I'd put a Jesus statue in it. Preferably without the crown of thorns or on a cross.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 19:17:49 No.5331572 Report

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>>5331412

Still kyoani shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Dec 2015 20:19:00 No.5331680 Report

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>>5331187
>Put dragon dildo in cupboard
>End up with a bloody hunk of dragon meat
>Extract DNA and clone
>?????
>PROFIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 18:35:55 No.5333318 Report

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Shanna, Lady Death, Black Cat, Sydney Savage, or Power Girl.

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Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 18:41:15 No.5333331 Report

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>>5330787
solid snake nendoroid

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Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 18:44:03 No.5333337 Report

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>>5330787
OP YOU FAIL, THE CUPBOARD HAS NO ACTUAL POWER, THE KEY IS WHAT MADE THINGS THE SIZE OF THE CONTAINER!!!

In the later books the protag uses the key with bigger Cupboards to make his toys human size!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 20:05:26 No.5333466 Report

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>>5333337
>OP YOU FAIL
You fail as well, slowpoke.
Already been brought up in the thread two days ago, you fucking slow-ass mother fucker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 20:10:40 No.5333471 Report

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I don't have any sexy toys so I'm not really sure what I'd do. even if I did they'd be too small to actually do anything with

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Anonymous Sat 12 Dec 2015 21:16:01 No.5333599 Report

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>>5331367
>Just because it brings things to life doesn't mean it's taking them from alternate dimensions.
That's how it goes in my japanese animes

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 02:00:02 No.5334187 Report

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>>5330787
Only one true answer

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 02:04:02 No.5334197 Report

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So, wait... if I put a diecast toy car in there, would it gain sapience, or would it just be like a real working car but at a really small size?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 02:49:54 No.5334289 Report

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>>5330787
She can help me with tedious work I don't really want to do

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 03:19:40 No.5334342 Report

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>>5330787
what if i put a fleshlight in there ?

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 04:07:55 No.5334403 Report

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>>5334197
It would be a real working tiny car. It wouldn't become Christine though.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 04:11:15 No.5334407 Report

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All these faggots arguing about the key being magical and not the cupboard. All these faggots not just choosing a toy like the rules said, but thinking they're clever or funny by coming up with get-arounds. The point in restricting it was so you couldn't just say "ALL MAH TOYZ" and so you had to make a hard decision on just one. That's why it was going to be interesting to see the top single choice for each person. Instead I get a bunch of faggotry. /toy/, I am disappoint.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 04:14:01 No.5334413 Report

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>>5334342
It becomes sentient and judges you on your sexual performance and lack of actual pussy.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 05:14:54 No.5334485 Report

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>>5334413
damn

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 05:40:56 No.5334521 Report

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>>5334403
But it wouldn't work, though. Pressure from combustion alone would probably wreck the teeny tiny little metal engine parts. What a gyp!

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 06:21:43 No.5334606 Report

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>>5330787
A Barbie doll.

>>5331203
Underrated post

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 07:01:52 No.5334733 Report

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>>5331367
In the books/movie thats kind of how it worked, if I remember right? Like all the toys had lives and families and whatnot they went back to when put back into the cupboard.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 07:05:13 No.5334743 Report

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>>5330787
If including the bike counts

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 07:09:26 No.5334753 Report

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>>5334733
Perhaps that was just how perfect their gifted sentience was; they truly believed they had lives.

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Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 07:11:48 No.5334760 Report

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she can have her own little house and i'll make her tiny food and give her tiny dresses and she wont ever have to be a maid again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 13 Dec 2015 18:26:31 No.5335464 Report

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>>5334342
it would become an actual vagina. it would get wet on it's own and even have orgasms

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 15 Dec 2015 16:06:02 No.5339554 Report

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Either a Cosmic Cube or the Infinity Gauntlet. Or a character who can make me immortal. Other than that, I'd put in Superman.

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