>>5349005The original Greg was a shit eating tard with an irrational hatred for any toys that weren't from happy meals.
It was easy to recognize his posts because he was barely capable of writing in coherent sentences and usually had trouble with the caps lock key. He struggled to maintain even the barest sembelence of coherence.
He was prone to temper tantrums and had a pathological need to share his bizarre sexual practices. He enjoyed eating feces and peeing on himself. His favorite toys were all dollar store junk and the aforementioned happy meal toys but his most prized possessions were his fingerless gloves.
He craved attention, even negative attention was welcomed with a yellow toothed smile. It's likely he just wanted friends and perceived our indifference and mocking as friendship. Eventually he was banned from /toy/ and apparently died weeks later from septic shock. It's believed he attempted to force his feces into a self inflicted wound, which became infected.
In a frankly childish effort to mock the dead some trolls pretend to be Greg posting but most are unable to replicate his signature tard style.