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Idiotic toys thread

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 00:23:43 No.5377248 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>5377251 >>5377254 >>5377288 >>5378051 >>5378776

Post toys that have nor right to have been made, whose function is baffiling, or just boring unplayable trash (pic highly related).

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 00:25:26 No.5377251 Report

Quoted By: >>5380355

>>5377248
But... it comes with a bonus license plate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 00:26:50 No.5377254 Report

Quoted By:

>>5377248
That looks great. I'd definitely use that as a figure accessory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 00:29:38 No.5377261 Report

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>tiny ship in a bottle
Hell, I'd buy it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 00:43:51 No.5377288 Report

Quoted By: >>5377720 >>5378110

>>5377248
https://youtu.be/TzqYgEObfB4

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 03:22:06 No.5377707 Report

Quoted By: >>5377727 >>5378040

He always looked like such a boring character, i dont understand why he got a figure.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 03:26:27 No.5377720 Report

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>>5377288
Oh that wily Miles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 03:27:47 No.5377727 Report

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>>5377707

Because it was a funny scene and he makes for good background fodder?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 03:55:57 No.5377820 Report

Quoted By: >>5378030

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 04:01:11 No.5377837 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 04:15:17 No.5377876 Report

Quoted By: >>5378013 >>5378034 >>5379455

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:02:01 No.5378013 Report

Quoted By: >>5378034

>>5377876
That served a purpose.

It proved people will literally pay for a rock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:12:50 No.5378030 Report

Quoted By: >>5378063 >>5378968

>>5377820
But thats a good masturbation tool, you shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:14:02 No.5378034 Report

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>>5377876
>>5378013
But its perfectly shaped to bash my enemys skull in with!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:15:49 No.5378040 Report

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>>5377707

Looks like a dildo gun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:22:41 No.5378051 Report

Quoted By: >>5378068 >>5379931

>>5377248
Maybe because other people than autists and children collect toys. My father was stationed on the U.S.S. Kittyhawk, and he was given the Micromachine version as a gift. He still has it up on the wall from like... 20 years ago or whatever... he also has the Star Trek:TNG micromachine box set to. Some people just like to look at things you mong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:30:10 No.5378063 Report

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>>5378030
I always found them to be a bit sharp, and small.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:31:28 No.5378065 Report

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Not one...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:32:30 No.5378066 Report

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But two Flash Motorcycles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:32:36 No.5378068 Report

Quoted By: >>5378075 >>5378083 >>5378251 >>5378968

>>5378051
People should fucking play with there toys, you retarded cucking bitch, fuck your dad and his shit toy that he doesnt even enjoy properly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:37:22 No.5378075 Report

Quoted By: >>5378158

>>5378068
>play with there toys
>there
And you call him retarded.You failed abortion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:39:23 No.5378083 Report

Quoted By: >>5378158

>>5378068
what's it feel like being this stupid? Is it hard to do normal things like make toast or watch tv?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 05:47:23 No.5378110 Report

Quoted By: >>5378164

>>5377288
>I was never a boy

God, I could hear Bruce Jenner saying that..

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 06:12:36 No.5378158 Report

Quoted By: >>5378251 >>5378972 >>5379064

>>5378075
>>5378083
You fucking retard bitch, no one cares about the dofferent theres in the english language, you grammer nazi nitpickinng little shit, kill yourself you degnerate fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 06:16:20 No.5378164 Report

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>>5378110
Dont you mean caitlyn?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 06:53:17 No.5378251 Report

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>>5378068
>>5378158
>what a 12 year old think's bait is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:04:59 No.5378273 Report

Quoted By: >>5378299

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:22:06 No.5378299 Report

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>>5378273
to be fair, if that really happened, they'd add Goku to the top.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:27:36 No.5378309 Report

Quoted By: >>5378341 >>5378348 >>5379072

I'm kidding, totally missed this gold age of "the little chemist"

Now must be at least violates a dozen "safety" ISO standards

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:38:59 No.5378341 Report

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>>5378309
What do you mean, it says "Safe!" right there!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:44:37 No.5378348 Report

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>>5378309
Bought a more modern chemistry set a while ago. It's mostly just shit you can get from your kitchen, or if you really wanted in bulk from ebay/amazon for cheaper than the kit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 07:50:54 No.5378355 Report

Quoted By: >>5378741 >>5378752 >>5379091 >>5379240

I have two of these, just because of how ridiculous I find the idea of releasing a wheelchair-bound action figure as part of the toyline for a massive blockbuster.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 13:22:47 No.5378699 Report

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Superman Justice Jogger.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 13:51:47 No.5378741 Report

Quoted By: >>5378752

>>5378355
>leg articulation

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 13:58:05 No.5378752 Report

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>>5378355
>>5378741

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 14:12:07 No.5378776 Report

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>>5377248
I have the titanic one of those, not bad sculpt wise and is recognizable.

Only thing wrong with it is the fact it defeats the purpose of a ship in a bottle...to build it yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:10:40 No.5378968 Report

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>>5378030
Unless you penis is the width of a pencil, they don't work.

>>5378068
Jin, stop hiring homeless people to shitpost on /toy/ for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:12:04 No.5378972 Report

Quoted By: >>5379036

>>5378158
Dear Greg Mazujian,

Please choke on shit and die.

-Everybody on /toy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 16:47:58 No.5379036 Report

Quoted By: >>5379249

>>5378972
Your hatred only makes me stronger, keep them tears coming /toy/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:02:40 No.5379064 Report

Quoted By: >>5379071

>>5378158
iz diz engrish i cnt tall

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:06:02 No.5379071 Report

Quoted By: >>5379086 >>5379171

Friendly reminder that Greg is actually Jin in disguise

>>5379064
Nah. Just autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:06:14 No.5379072 Report

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>>5378309
United Nuclear sells both cloud chambers and Spinthariscopes. They're not really toys, and you can construct an el-cheapo cloud chamber for cheap. Gilbert also made Erector Sets and those are tough, i wouldn't be surprised if this Atomic Energy Lab still worked as advertised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:14:44 No.5379086 Report

Quoted By: >>5379171

>>5379071
it would explain Jin, or someone pretending to be Jin, doing this "I don't know who Greg is but he emailed me" crap. We know Jin's here daily, he's got no job or kids, or actual friends outside of those GI Joe forums that he whiteknights for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:19:27 No.5379091 Report

Quoted By:

>>5378355
Hey i love my ml prof x. Wheelchair and leg articulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:51:05 No.5379171 Report

Quoted By: >>5379183 >>5379199 >>5379208

>>5379071
>>5379086
I love how you peopel actually believe this shit thwiry, but i dont complain, whatever gives me more power over your uneducated retarded masses!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 17:55:40 No.5379183 Report

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>>5379171
Shut up, Jin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:04:34 No.5379199 Report

Quoted By: >>5379206

>>5379171
Fuck off, ChrisJin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:06:07 No.5379206 Report

Quoted By: >>5379211

>>5379199
Make me, autistic fucking retard shitheaded bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:06:32 No.5379208 Report

Quoted By: >>5380266

>>5379171
>when all the shit you eat goes to your brain

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:07:53 No.5379211 Report

Quoted By: >>5379216

>>5379206
You heard it here, folks. He just admitted he's just like Chris Chan and Jin.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:09:23 No.5379216 Report

Quoted By: >>5379220 >>5379224

>>5379211
Ive never admited it you fucking cuck bitch, drink bleach autistic filth!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:11:02 No.5379220 Report

Quoted By: >>5379225

>>5379216
>autistic
You said yourself you had assburgers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:11:56 No.5379224 Report

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>>5379216
>dear diary I can't believe how much epic trollz im katanaing to /toy/ these friks are total dips!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:12:05 No.5379225 Report

Quoted By: >>5379254

>>5379220
Thats not full blown autism, fuckface!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:16:15 No.5379240 Report

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>>5378355
That wheelchair is the best accessory.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:21:48 No.5379249 Report

Quoted By: >>5379255 >>5379273 >>5379315

>>5379036
You mean our hatred makes your bitch tits fatter, fucking shiteating dog molester.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:23:13 No.5379254 Report

Quoted By: >>5379258 >>5379259

>>5379225
Yes. It's fullblown bitch tits, bitch tits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:23:23 No.5379255 Report

Quoted By: >>5379261

>>5379249
Fucking bitch, ill stomp face and dominate you like a bitch, and forcefeed you shit, you disgusting inbred fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:24:51 No.5379258 Report

Quoted By: >>5379262

>>5379254
I may be a racist shiteater but I don't have bitch tits you cuck filth bitch!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:25:12 No.5379259 Report

Quoted By:

>>5379254
Ill bust fat frommyour bitchtits, and crack your neck, ill dominate you like a bitch, bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:26:23 No.5379261 Report

Quoted By: >>5379264 >>5379267

>>5379255
Dominate me with what? Your bitch tits?
Bitches don't dominate. Bitches jack off dogs. Lol. Retard bitch tits shiteater lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:26:49 No.5379262 Report

Quoted By: >>5379268

>>5379258
You have bitchtits, and ill smash the puss outta them like a pimple! Get cancer, you degenerate retard bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:27:55 No.5379264 Report

Quoted By: >>5379278

>>5379261
Fuck off bitch!!!!!
I will dominate you and jack off your dog until they sploogr sll ovrr my sweaty manboobs you vrrmin filth!!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:29:50 No.5379267 Report

Quoted By: >>5379269

>>5379261
Your a bitcht, ill smash your fat iutta your disgusting bitchtits, and forcefeed you shit you bitch, ill make you my personal fuckslave!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:30:01 No.5379268 Report

Quoted By: >>5379287

>>5379262
Nah. The pic does not lie. Enjoy fapping dogs, bitch tits. Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:31:32 No.5379269 Report

Quoted By: >>5379287

>>5379267
Forcefeed me what? Pus from your bitchtits? Lol. Fuck off. Everyone knows youre jin's fuccboi. Disgusting racist shiteater. Lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:33:29 No.5379273 Report

Quoted By: >>5379287

>>5379249
This is Greg?
LOL
No wonder this faggot shitposts here.
Looks like a genuine shiteater!
Those sure are disgusting bitch tits!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:35:29 No.5379278 Report

Quoted By: >>5379286

>>5379264
Ill stomp out your manboobs woth my boots, fucking filth, ill fucking destroy you you little shit!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:39:20 No.5379286 Report

Quoted By: >>5379343

>>5379278
Destroy me with your bitch tits?
Lol. Bitches make empty threats, fucktard.
Go back to your Aryan Brotherhood meeting, jin's fuccboi.
You're scaring nobody.
Bitch tits don't have the balls to act like a man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:39:27 No.5379287 Report

Quoted By: >>5379294

>>5379268
>>5379269
>>5379273
Ill pop your bitchtits lile pimples, illake you all eat steaming piles of shit, your all dead pussy bitchs, you retarded fucks!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:40:46 No.5379294 Report

Quoted By: >>5379343

>>5379287
Pop your own bitch tits first, bitch tits!
Lol!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:46:22 No.5379303 Report

Quoted By: >>5379310 >>5379343

Guys,
Don't reply to Greg's posts!
He'll make more empty threats and act tough but he'll cry to mommy like a little fat bitch with greasy bitch tits!
See, Greg is a retarded ass who admitted that he was molested by a nigger garbageman in exchange for a g.i. joe at the age of 18.
He admittedly sucked the garbageman's dick after being led to believe that chocolate sauce will come out.
And because of his low intelligence, he started eating shit that made him more stupid.
Now he jacks off dogs and exposes his genitals to kids.
He is a deeply disturbed individual.
Look, he'll prove that he's a stupid ass with disgusting bitch tits by posting more empty threats because he has literally no balls.

The Real Greg Mazujian

The Real Greg Mazujian Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:50:59 No.5379310 Report

Quoted By: >>5379343

>>5379303
As the real original Greg Mazujian, I confirm everything here is true.
I have disgusting bitch tits and I am a racist.
I make fun of niggers and I am friends with Jin because we are both white males.
I am jin's fuccboi.

The Real Greg Mazujian

The Real Greg Mazujian Mon 04 Jan 2016 18:56:08 No.5379315 Report

Quoted By: >>5379343

>>5379249
Yes those are my bitch tits.
They are a lot fatter now because of all the shit I eat.
Dogs splooge all over my bitch tits when I jetk them off

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:14:25 No.5379343 Report

Quoted By: >>5379349 >>5379353

>>5379286
My threats arent empty, bitch! Your a bitch, a weak little bitch, whom ill dominate and make my own fuccboi. You fucking disgust me, your pathetic!
>>5379294
>>5379310
>>5379303
>>5379315
Ill pop your bitchtits you weak fuck, ill roll the fat outta body like puss and pop you like a giant pimple, ill stomp your brains out with my foot, your fucking dead bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:16:45 No.5379349 Report

Quoted By: >>5379363

>>5379343
People with bitch tits are weak.
The photo confirms your weakness, bitch tits fag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:17:47 No.5379353 Report

Quoted By: >>5379363

>>5379343
Lol your threats are full of bitch tits like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:22:00 No.5379360 Report

Quoted By: >>5379369

BITCH TITS GENERAL

https://kiwifar.ms/threads/greg-mazujian-internet-tough-guy-and-4chan-shitposter.15860/page-8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:22:43 No.5379363 Report

Quoted By:

>>5379349
Ill smash your tits lile pimples, bitch! Fight me like a man, bitchtits retard!
>>5379353
Ill figght you, and pop your bitchtits like pimples, come and fight me you fucking retard bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 19:24:29 No.5379369 Report

Quoted By:

>>5379360
illl pop your skull open, and smash the puss outta your bitchtits, ill crack your neck fucktard bitch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 20:00:30 No.5379455 Report

Quoted By: >>5379569

>>5377876
I would know someone who would like it, but I shall not post her pic because the mods would take the whole thread down.
(/mlp/ related)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 21:02:17 No.5379569 Report

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>>5379455
>the mods would take the whole thread down
They're already probably gonna take it down because it was started by an obvious ban-evading tard (aka you).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 23:30:22 No.5379910 Report

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Anonymous Mon 04 Jan 2016 23:41:44 No.5379931 Report

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>>5378051
My dad has one; PT109, the ship JFK served on in WWII. He's a bit of a JFK appreciator and a history buff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 00:22:45 No.5380050 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 01:32:40 No.5380266 Report

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>>5379208
I'm almost afraid to ask.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 02:01:47 No.5380355 Report

Quoted By: >>5380703

>>5377251
Why would a ship need a license plate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Jan 2016 03:48:48 No.5380703 Report

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>>5380355
so when you crash into it, you'll KNOW what to report!

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