>be retail worker in buttfuck nowhere, virginia
>go to restock star wars stuff, as kids love the force awakens right now
>open another case of unrelated toys in the same isle
>see this fat manchild stomp through the isle
>grumbles about "hasbro filth", his manboobs jiggling while he emphasizes the hate for these hunks of plastic
>stands near the star wars stuff for like two minutes trying to get a good photo from his beat-up iphone
>one hand is giving the isle a middle finger, the other greasy mitt is clutching the phone in hand
>he's wearing those fucking stupid hobo-tier gloves
>has a pedostache
>smells of feces and semen, and is overall extremely filthy
>an older woman comes over to the isle, presumably his mother
>"greg, i told you to stop posting on the four-chans"
>greg grumbles something along the lines of "fucking bitch"
>mother slaps him and drags him out of the isle by the scruff of his shirt
>i hear her say "that's the third time you've lost you're good boy points this month"
>chuckle and continue to unpack stuff
>mfw this manchild posts on /toy/ minutes after he gets dragged out of the store
