>get multiple figures from a decently reputable toy site that sells some japanese toys several years ago, ~2012/2013
>no tracking on shipping, I forgot the reason why, but I had zero malicious intent when selecting it
>i completely ham-hand a figure right out of the box. the most expensive figure too. i ordered several but this was the absolute worst thing i could ham-hand in my entire collection.
>at the time, i am in such denial that i blame the toy company, and think to myself that the toy was broken before i touched it. only until a few weeks ago did i accept the realization that it was 100% on me.
>i am absolutely furious at the company who makes this toy. and I want to exact revenge on them somehow.
>i tell the site i bought it from that i never received the shipment.
>i literally package the toy i ham-handed, write "fuck you" about 30 times on a piece of paper, fold up the paper and put it in the box, mail it directly to the CEO of that company using a phony sent address
>i didn't explain anything, didn't ask for a refund of any kind, didn't do anything to reveal who I was, because I didn't want them to connect it to the $500+ worth of toys i basically got for free by getting refunded by the toy store. I even scratched off the bar code so they couldn't scan/track it somehow.
>tfw kept all my money, got like 6 free toys, broke 1 and sent the broken 1 to the CEO of its company saying "fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you" and he totally saw it
