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>at mcdonalds, trying to get some fries for lunch
>fat visibly autistic man comes waddling in
>look over to see what happy meal toys are on offer
>ohfuck.jpg
>its transformers toys this month
>"GLARGHHH ONE HAPPY MEAL"
>cashier lady is visibly shaken
>"h..here you go"
>"I WANTED OPTIMUS PRIME, NOT STEELJAW"
>the cashier quickly exchanges the toys
>the man then starts taking off his pants, and is violently fucking the small robot toy in plain view of everyone in the mcdonalds
>small children are crying and a man vomits heartily in the back
>"HNNNG"
>he cums with a vigor ive seen only in the most hardcore of hentai
>"ughhh, thank you" he says as he pays the cashier
>he then leaves, taking the cum encrusted robot toy with him
>MFW i have to wait their 20 min for a police interview about the man
>MFW hes not been caught, and is presumably out there fucking more transformers figures as we speak.
>fat visibly autistic man comes waddling in
>look over to see what happy meal toys are on offer
>ohfuck.jpg
>its transformers toys this month
>"GLARGHHH ONE HAPPY MEAL"
>cashier lady is visibly shaken
>"h..here you go"
>"I WANTED OPTIMUS PRIME, NOT STEELJAW"
>the cashier quickly exchanges the toys
>the man then starts taking off his pants, and is violently fucking the small robot toy in plain view of everyone in the mcdonalds
>small children are crying and a man vomits heartily in the back
>"HNNNG"
>he cums with a vigor ive seen only in the most hardcore of hentai
>"ughhh, thank you" he says as he pays the cashier
>he then leaves, taking the cum encrusted robot toy with him
>MFW i have to wait their 20 min for a police interview about the man
>MFW hes not been caught, and is presumably out there fucking more transformers figures as we speak.
