>LEGO
>Thief steals 100 dollarydoos
>Policefriend happily yells "Hey, cmere with that!" through the megaphone"
>"Hehe no way!" says the baddie, who is friends with the policeman because he parked his bike next to the van in a quiet parking lot
>COBI
>Swole as fuck brother running
>Why?
>Literally stole nothing, DINDUNUFFIN
>SWAT is called in for ONE guy
>Blocking the the fucking highway street in the middle of the fucking night
> One of the swat says "GET THAT FUCKING NIGGER" as he points his ASSAULT rifle at the brother
> "HAHA YOU'RE DEAD MEAT NIGGER" yells the other as he runs to try and get some shots on him
>"OH HELL NO!!" Screams the swole brother in his last moments for resisting arrest (resisting murder) in a public area