>>5838086One day about I want to say 6 years ago, it was late November, I was in Wallmart buying shit like pants or whatever, I don't remember. Anyways there was some fat guy, beard in his 30s easy and he had an entire carriage just loaded to the brim with fucking all the action figures. Star wars, marvel, joes a few barbies even, must have had a few hundred bucks in there easy. I remember making some snide asshole remark and then went about my business laughing at the fat man child.
Anyways a month goes buy, I completely forget about this and Im at my job, I worked at a hospital gift shop at the time and I was going to punch out for lunch break when this big dude comes in the front entrance in full Santa costume and he let's loose a big loud from the belly laugh HO HO HO! He had a couple of his buddies with him and they had sacks full of toys for all the kids up in the Children's section of the hospital. He asks if I could show him the way and I don't mind pushing my break back a bit to help the guy make some kids happy.
Well we go up there and the kids eyes light up. It was incredible, you'd never think you could see a bunch of kids so happy in the hospital. I stay a bit to help pass out toys thinking this was a really nice gesture and tell the guys they did a really great thing before heading out to grab a bite in the cafeteria.
I had my meal and as Im heading back the Santa comes in to grab some dinner himself. He took his fake Santa beard off and you probably guessed where this was going a long time ago but same fucking guy. As soon as I saw him I remembered seeing him in the store and felt like a complete ass.
