>>5861264Me and my cousin were big time Sids. We had a lot of toys back in the day and when we got to a certain age we just destroyed almost all of them into oblivion
>had these two TMNT trucks from 2003 that we used to smash together with our least favorite DBZ figs in between, causing them to essentially explode>burned a lot of GI Joes using a kitchen lighter and Lysol spray>my dad owns a mushroom company and one of the factories is behind my house. And there's an external fan on the side of the building>used to throw Marvel legends and whatever shit we could find into the fan causing the toys to fly into the air with broken limbs and detached torsos>blow up toys with fireworks>we had a lot of bb guns so we would practice our aim by shooting model die cast cars>throw matchboxes as hard as we could into concrete walls outsideWe were awful. But there was this one time that was exceptional. We had this one Bilbo fig from a LOTR set that plagued us heavily. No matter what we did to this guy he would always somehow magically come back to haunt us. Should I tell the tale of the evil Bilbo?
