>>5915914>Black screen with boring peopleAdjust the brightness settings on your TV/Monitor. Also, the Alien movies have never taken place in well lit areas. One of the key points of the aliens' camouflage is that they blend into their surroundings in dimly lit/dark areas. The movie taking place at night and during a blackout makes way more sense than aliens swarming people at noon.
>most bland dialogueSo you're disappointed because you didn't get Shakespearian quality writing/dialogue? You do realize this was an Alien/Predator movie, right? Have you seen any other movies in the franchise?
>The directors wanked it to their fetus eating fetishThe fuck are you on about man? There's literally ONE scene of the predalien shoving eggs down a pregnant lady's throat, and then those eggs busting out the pregnant lady's stomach.
Anyway, I think it was a DECENT movie because it focused on what each franchise did best. The aliens were threatening and creepy, attacking in hoards when necessary and stealthily and violently picking off the humans most of the other times. Meanwhile there was a LONE predator who relied on stealth to actually hunt the aliens (mainly the predalien). The human stories were boring because NOBODY would have given a shit about them anyway. People went to see the movie because a predator was going to fuck up some aliens. That's exactly what we got. For once, it seemed like the humans were only there as death fodder instead of a focus on their lives.
Like I said, I wish it had taken place in the future on some backwater planet. Having it take place on present day Earth was just retarded to me, but they kind of had to do that since the first movie made the retarded choice to be set in present day Earth.
