It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There'll be no more /toys/ for collecting!

All Sonico figures -- melt them down
Let every shelf dive to the ground
Each ball-jointed doll -- shatter it
No, I don't want to debate it!
The Transformers and Bandai kits
Arrest their jointed parts
Outlaw Glyos and Figuarts!
They make my moods so dark!

It's a difficult responsibility
That you accept from the number-one lawmaker, me
Have it known throughout the land from sea to sea
There'll be no more /toys/ for collecting!

Every Busou Shinki be sealed
Till my wounded pride be healed
Stuffed animals -- unstuff them!
When a child objects -- rebuff 'em!
No Revoltechs who =CLICK CLICK CLICK=
No Marvel Legends, Black Series
Don't let me see another toy
Or you'll get no mercy!