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"Hatchimals" literally DOA

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 17:22:15 No.6094825 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>6094883 >>6094911 >>6095493 >>6095502 >>6096994 >>6097526 >>6100544

http://globalnews.ca/news/3149966/hatchimals-wont-hatch-toy-hatching-customer-service-woes/
Spin Master strikes again, ruining kids' Christmases and then crying to mommy and daddy about the overhyped, made in some Chinese sweatshop pile of shit that's literally dead on arrival.
Who wants to go smash them up (maybe even in the store) and/or set them on fire?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 17:39:43 No.6094834 Report

Quoted By: >>6094839 >>6096151 >>6096201

>Spin Master strikes again
What did they do before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 17:45:56 No.6094839 Report

Quoted By: >>6102998

>>6094834
They bought Meccano and then shat out this piece of shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0-N4gDRtN4
They also apparently bought the Etch A Sketch name too, so don't be surprised if it turns into a pile of sweatshop shit too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 17:57:39 No.6094849 Report

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I knew this was going to happen.

I called this shit way back in threads from OCTOBER.

I'm glad parents went nuts getting into fights and paying 500 dollars to scalpers just to have their christmas ruined, maybe people will finally stop getting suckered into the "MUST HAVE OF DA YEER" christmas toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 17:59:13 No.6094850 Report

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"marketing"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 18:30:51 No.6094883 Report

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>>6094825
Apperently they swear too? idk just watching the news and saw that
http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/an-f-word-problem-hatchimal-owners-say-the-toy-is-swearing-1.3219222?autoPlay=true

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 18:33:05 No.6094891 Report

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>>6094883
This is the same exact shit that happened with furbies, I can't believe it's happening identically.

These fucking parents will do anything to get on the news for 5 minutes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 18:37:48 No.6094900 Report

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>>6094883
Remember the baby doll everyone claimed said "Islam is the light?"

People are stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 18:40:36 No.6094905 Report

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>>6094883
And history repeats itself again. Same bullshit news stories 10 years later over a similar toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 18:45:06 No.6094911 Report

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>>6094825
Nice bike, OP.
You ever take it for any sweet jumps?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 19:07:47 No.6094942 Report

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>>6094911
>Thinks the OP image is actually the OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 19:38:43 No.6094991 Report

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>>6094883
LOL, it's the same as those ghost shows trying to make words out of farting spiders. If they didn't tell you what it said and play it 15 times you wouldn't even be able to vaguely hear it as that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Dec 2016 19:43:02 No.6094997 Report

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>>6094883
with the heavy breathing it really sounds like "fuck me", the noises it makes really sound kinda wrong
is no one testing this shit or is it on purpose to get viral?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 01:38:08 No.6095491 Report

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Here, have some destruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1pK9drSk8g
Hahaha wow, they're not joking about >>6094883, it wants to be hotglued too. How the fuck are their shareholders pleased?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 01:39:48 No.6095493 Report

Quoted By: >>6096145 >>6096213 >>6096557 >>6096611 >>6096668

>>6094825
Here, have some destruction: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1pK9drSk8g
Hahaha wow, they're not joking about >>6094883, it wants to be hotglued too. How the fuck are their shareholders pleased?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 01:44:23 No.6095502 Report

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>>6094825

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 09:42:39 No.6096125 Report

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>>6094911
>didn't even read the article

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 10:15:59 No.6096145 Report

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>>6095493
>What's inside Hatchimals?
>literally nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 10:34:41 No.6096151 Report

Quoted By: >>6096211

>>6094834
They created the BUNCHUMS that got stuck in all the kids hair last year.

They also flooded the shelves with the Legendary Yoda thing for 200 bucks.

They also have flooded the shelves with crappy Paw Patrol toys that are so cheap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 10:37:31 No.6096153 Report

Quoted By: >>6098339

>>6094883
It's snoring.
Someone got one for my daughter in a raffle ($10)

We tried getting it to hatch on the 23rd, it pecked like once. We ended up having to hatch it manually after hours of nothing.

She played with it constantly for 2 days, then we ended up giving her a TORCH Furreal that she's been all about.

Thank god I got the hatchimal for free cuz if I paid I'd be pissed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 11:46:55 No.6096201 Report

Quoted By: >>6096203 >>6096211 >>6097505 >>6097542 >>6100577

>>6094834

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 11:49:21 No.6096203 Report

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>>6096201

I remember when we were recalling those while I worked at TRU, we'd dare one another to eat them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 12:05:21 No.6096211 Report

Quoted By: >>6096694 >>6101709

>>6096201
>looks like candy
>full of chemicals
>better not check what it does when eaten
>>6096151
>BUNCHUMS
>based on a plant that's notorious of getting stuck in hair
>what could possibly go wrong

So they really don't give a fuck and just make what they think will sell the best. And if something goes wrong it's too late and they already made enough money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 12:08:33 No.6096213 Report

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>>6095493
Kid seems sharper than most.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 17:02:31 No.6096528 Report

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>TFW you don't have to feel
>TFW you got a defective hatchimal
>and can't return the damn thing because you bought it from a scalper for $500

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 17:37:38 No.6096557 Report

Quoted By: >>6103008

>>6095493
Anyone else feel like that kid is going to be fucked up in the future?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 18:14:04 No.6096606 Report

Quoted By: >>6097481

when did these release? First time I've heard of a hatchimal. How much are they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 18:15:12 No.6096611 Report

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>>6095493
I wish that guy was my dad.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 18:38:47 No.6096668 Report

Quoted By: >>6100555

>>6095493
>4:17 in it dies and shits out a Battery

I lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 18:58:41 No.6096694 Report

Quoted By: >>6097687 >>6102993

>>6096211

They kind of get a pass because they were only the distributor and it was the manufacturer that decided to switch to cheaper, more dubious chemicals after the toy had already passed initial safety tests to try and be cheap and make a bigger profit for themselves without notice to Spin Masters.

It's still a red mark on their brand but logistically it's not entirely their fault.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Dec 2016 22:20:59 No.6096994 Report

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>>6094825
>Who wants to go smash them up (maybe even in the store) and/or set them on fire?

Is this a Greg thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 04:44:18 No.6097481 Report

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>>6096606
October, retail $60.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:10:28 No.6097505 Report

Quoted By: >>6097532

>>6096201
didn't the chemicals on this made some kids blind? or i am mistaking it for another toy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:33:59 No.6097526 Report

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>>6094825

Bought one for my daughter...works fine... sooo uhhhhh - who gives a fuck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:38:24 No.6097532 Report

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>>6097505
Nah, this is one made with PCP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 05:49:26 No.6097542 Report

Quoted By: >>6097687

>>6096201
Spin Master was behind that? They were called Bindeez here in Aus and done by Mooose, i remember the huge crackdown eBay had with them when it all went down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 08:26:00 No.6097687 Report

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>>6097542
In North America at least, Europe and Aus were handled by other distributors I think.
Wasn't entirely their screwup though for the reasons >>6096694 mentioned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Dec 2016 17:40:19 No.6098339 Report

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>>6096153
>Torch

Lucky kid. I was thinking of getting that for myself. What's it like?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 04:33:16 No.6099435 Report

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What's so bad about Spinmaster, if they did Tenkai Knights? That wasn't all *that bad*, was it?

Aren't there any good things to come from Spinmaster?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 20:37:42 No.6100544 Report

Quoted By: >>6100595 >>6100610

>>6094825
>>6094883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehEsDYEwdLo
A toy that's begging to be hot glued, #7 trending on YouTube. There's no saving this thing now. But could it really ever be saved if it was DOA to start with?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 20:47:29 No.6100555 Report

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>>6096668

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 20:58:57 No.6100577 Report

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>>6096201
>Cosby

But he's been framed. Now Woody Allen, Hollywood's sure covering up the shit he actually did...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 21:08:05 No.6100595 Report

Quoted By: >>6100605 >>6100614

>>6100544
It's definitely saying "hug me" but people want to hear fuck me which sounds similar. I'm not sure what it's called but it's the same thing that happens when someone tells you a song backwards is saying something and you start to hear it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 21:12:34 No.6100605 Report

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>>6100595
Sounds like it's saying Fuck Off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 21:15:41 No.6100610 Report

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>>6100544
Sounds like a fat girl in college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 31 Dec 2016 21:18:30 No.6100614 Report

Quoted By: >>6101289

>>6100595
>It's definitely saying "hug me"
no it definitely doesn't you stupid cuck, people hear fuck because the first sound sounds like F not H you faggot

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 04:17:47 No.6101289 Report

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>>6100614
You might be able to make a case for "huck me". You know where.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 Jan 2017 08:59:47 No.6101709 Report

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>>6096211
That's why the company name is spin master.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 00:58:56 No.6102868 Report

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Toys R Us now has them available for $80 if anyone still wants them.

They're going to collect dust until they're clearanced out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 02:39:28 No.6102993 Report

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>>6096694
Fuck that. As soon as you're willing to subcontract your products prodcution to a fucking country notorious for this kind of shit you should be held 100% accountable.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 02:46:10 No.6102998 Report

Quoted By: >>6103434

>>6094839
This legitimately seems like an entertaining channel.

How have I not heard of it before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 02:59:18 No.6103008 Report

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>>6096557
unlikely. sheltered or neglected kids break in years to come. The kid will likely be well adjusted and have better emotional balance than most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 Jan 2017 08:26:52 No.6103434 Report

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>>6102998
Probably because it's a tech-related channel that focuses more on stuff /g/ likes as opposed to /toy/. The guy that did that review (Taran) is one of their editors, so he doesn't make a whole lot of regular on-camera appearances.

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