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We where doing all right with out American figures until all these JAP toy companies came in with their fagmoes and niggerfarts and cheap dot printing garbage. I used to walk into Wal-Mart with a twenty and some change and could grab myself THREE toy biz Marvel Legends and STILL get some Mountain Dew Code Red by the register! And we liked it! You don't need these swappable hands or dot paint, all you need is some finger articulation, and a good ol' paintwash!
Hot Toys? Bah, nothing but expensive dollies for sissys and queers! Back in my day, if you wanted toys from a movie, you got your Kenner aliens and Hasbro Star Wars, with twenty muscles Luke never had, and you played with them with a smile on your face! You don't need yer Star wars figures to be bigger than 3 1/2 inches! What type of TIE Fighter are you gonna stick a 12'' Vader in? One as big as yer grandma! You want movie accuracy? Well, take that water squirtin' alien, and squirt it up yer ass!
