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1. teutel 'mutton chops' calhoon,
former bike mechanic lured into a life of crime by reality tv, nobody quite knows how , but it happened, was recently arrested trying to burgle a coffee shop, but his getaway bike wouldn't start,
[AWAITING TRIAL]
2. vinny 'slick'dback' smitt
used his good looks to swindle numerous lovers out of inheritances
recent released from a stint for major bigamy
(apparently none of his 6 girls knew they were all married to him)
[RELEASED]
3.macy 'the smirk cyrun
used her feminine charms to get out of speeding tickets , nothing major until she got pulled by a female cop
now she is awaiting charges for 6,321 tickets
ranging from speeding fines to driving vehicles without any form of roadworthiness
[IN CUSTODY]
4.walter 'the weight' carponia
big hearted man who got twisted up in petty criminalism, frst charges came in 2008 when he was caught shoplifting - literally, cops found he had an entire grocery store badly hidden in his backyard.currently a free man
[MUSTACHIOED]