WAAAAAAHHH! /toy/ hates me! They said mean things that hurt my feelings! Janitor, do something about it, ban them from all boards because they insulted me! I can't take it! Momwife, buy me some toys at Walmart to make me feel better! I'm so upset by these things said on the internet! And that one guy won't be my best friend, it's like he drove a knife into my chest! Why won't Zoe Quinn have sex with me? Why won't NECA hire me? They suck anyway and I don't need a job! That one guys brother deserved to die for how they turned me down! I hate everyone. Life is so unfair! Why don't you like me? I want to be liked!