>>6226714The problem I have with Moana is for the most part the Problem I have with Frozen. I've fallen in love with the idea of loving these movies rather than actually loving them which is why I collect their dolls, but don't actually own the movies themselves.
Case i point I'll be spending around $130 tomorrow for a Moana doll, but I will probably never spend $20 to own the film itself in any way shape or form.
>Moana1. Boring characters. Both of them were designed to look disgusting. Moana herself look generic at best.
2. Entire boring plotline on the fucking boat
3. Rehashed backstories. Moana is an Ariel rip off
4. Jokes are flat or they trying to be meta
5. Songs were horrible, so forgettable, and not catchy at all. They were mostly spewing exposition in most cases.
6. The forced chicken, and little tatoo guy tried too hard as typical Disney mascots
7. The cute lovable pig was false advertising, and didn't actually go on the quest as the trailers implied he would
8. That fucking ending, good to know the main hero is responsible for the death of everyone who ever dies, and not only goes scott free, but also gets rewarded
A typical production made by black suits, and created out of every Disney archetype. Seriously making a main character a woman or black will automatically have critics rate this as 95% on rotten tomatoes.
That said the animation is beautiful, and I love the doll/merch.
