>>6367400>>6367413There was a GREAT story from a few years ago where some dipshit on one of the TF forums went to a con or something and bought a MISB Zarak for for some absurd amount, like thousands of dollars.
The events went something like this: He was posting on the forums, bragging about buying it even though he was a brokefag, and people kept telling him it was a bad idea.
He then informed everyone he was going to open Schrodinger's Zarak, even though everyone told him it was a really bad idea.
Turns out it was in perfect shape, and so he decided to play with it, even though everyone told him it was a REALLY bad idea.
Well, the shield, being made of GPS and hope, proceeded to crumble in his hands, and he LOST. HIS. SHIT. Started throwing a fit, flipping out, had a total psychotic break at the con, demanding that someone sell him another one, even if he had to sell his car to afford it while people kept trying to get him to calm down.
If this sounds familiar and anyone has a link to the original meltdown thread I'd love to read it again.
