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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:53:28 No.6657474 View View Reply Original Report

>hey Anon, lets go to your room for some fun time

What do? How would you explain your toys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 13:59:45 No.6657479 Report

Quoted By: >>6657487 >>6657497

My last fuck probably liked figma and plamo as much as me, if not more on the former. What's there to explain, OP?

Stop assuming you can't find girls who won't like your toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:01:40 No.6657482 Report

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Asian chicks dig my gunpla.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:01:42 No.6657483 Report

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I'm married so I would be explaining my wife more than my toys. And even in the bed room I only have a few toys. The rest are in an other room.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:04:51 No.6657487 Report

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>>6657479
>Implying I can find girls who like me, let alone my manchild habits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:05:10 No.6657488 Report

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Imo as long as you're not a sperg and it's not taking up all of your room, girls find it cute and dorky. If they're already that far they could give less of a fuck anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:09:45 No.6657494 Report

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>>6657474
>implying you can even get women to your place

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:11:20 No.6657496 Report

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>>6657474
No time to explain *drops pants*

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:11:25 No.6657497 Report

Quoted By: >>6658517 >>6670614

>>6657479
>My last fuck

of course your hand has the same hobby retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 14:28:15 No.6657530 Report

Quoted By: >>6657588 >>6669490

my wife collects Disney and Harley Quinn stuff.

It'd be pretty hypocritical of her to judge my Gundams and LOTR stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:17:02 No.6657588 Report

Quoted By: >>6657767

>>6657530
I'm sure your wife is a sweet person but Disney AND HQ? Those are two of the craziest fan bases

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:19:43 No.6657592 Report

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>>6657474
Girlfriend got me $100 3P transformers trash for Christmas. Maybe try not being a cuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:35:07 No.6657621 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
Sure, let me put away your barbie dolls first, excuse the stains, I had them cleaning sewers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:39:21 No.6657627 Report

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>>6657474
First ex thought it was nifty that I was able to freely pend on stuff, these days she tells me to cut back, but we aren't together, just friends.

Second thinks I should get more, helps she's an otaku gamer type, sadly too emotional and I fear she'll either burn my finances in upkeep or I'd lose all self control with her.

Third was ok and was willing to buy me more stuff but unlike the last 2 it all went over her head, she was a blank slate but I wasn't willing to carve.

I can't get into a woman who at least has an idea of what I collect but holding them down is hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:40:23 No.6657628 Report

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>>6657474
>"Sure but let's keep it down, my dad is asleep in the next room over"
Suffering. Pure and unadulterated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:41:08 No.6657630 Report

Quoted By: >>6657636 >>6658613 >>6658784

>”hey Anon, let’s go to your room for some fun time”
“Ah-Well, you see my room has-“
>”I brought my Figma Zero Suit Samus and Snake, so we can play Smash Brothers with my toys! Anon? Why are you crying...?”
“I’m s-so lucky to have you...*sniffle*”
>”Wh-What’s that supposed to mean?” 0///////0

A guy can dream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 15:43:27 No.6657636 Report

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>>6657630
Why dream, you can RP with people online, just can't use toys unless you can get them to go on webcam and rp there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:16:54 No.6657683 Report

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Unless she completely stops in her tracks after seeing them I just wouldn't bring it up.
If she does I would try to wave it away with something like "it's something to do."
I tend to only talk to girls in the weeaboo scene so the odds are In my favor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:25:14 No.6657690 Report

Quoted By: >>6657891

>actually needing to explain your toys
Man, Americans are fucking retarded. All the cliches jews made about you are true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:41:42 No.6657712 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>How would you explain your toys?
I wouldn't. Why would I need to explain anything I do to anybody?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:50:45 No.6657731 Report

Quoted By: >>6670792

Even classmates are interested in the stuff I keep on my desk and like to hear me explain them. I love talking about my interests and hobbies and I’m told it’s one of my charm points. I’m sure anyone coming to my place has already heard about my toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:50:57 No.6657733 Report

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If she is in your home AND demanding to fuck, she doesn't care what is in your house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 16:51:49 No.6657736 Report

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I would never let myself get into this situation in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 17:15:05 No.6657764 Report

Quoted By: >>6668383

>>6657474
>How would you explain your toys?
She would have to be rummaging in my closet to find them. I don't display toys in my bedroom, that's what the living room is for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 17:16:01 No.6657767 Report

Quoted By: >>6658292 >>6670789

>>6657588

she is. And yeah, she is extremely mainstream. She even will buy ......Funko Pops. But I don't judge. She doesn't bitch at me if I buy a $200 Asmus Saruman, so I'm not gonna rag her ass for buying a $10 Funko of Cogsworth

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 17:24:25 No.6657778 Report

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first of all, I don't have toys in my bedroom I have a toy room
second people are usually very impressed with my foresight when I explain how much these things I by appreciate in value and are worth more by weight than gold

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 18:26:32 No.6657861 Report

Quoted By: >>6657867

>>6657474
She'll be too busy getting her ass tongued to care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 18:27:32 No.6657862 Report

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>>6657474

I keep my shit in the basement not the bedroom and my wife doesn't care. She would probably care if I had some random Asian lady in the bedroom though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 18:32:21 No.6657867 Report

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>>6657861
I like you, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 18:43:21 No.6657891 Report

Quoted By: >>6658389

>>6657690
I felt bad because nobody replied to your shitpost. Hope your day improves!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 19:31:07 No.6657954 Report

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I only have some gunpla in my bedroom. She'd probably be more weirded out by the rifle rack on my wall and my gear rack. My collection is in my computer room.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 19:34:10 No.6657961 Report

Quoted By: >>6668287

>>6657474
What toys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 19:39:50 No.6657968 Report

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>going through mental fight of whether to sell my collection or keep it
>Have girl over who is in awe of it
>Laying in bed post sex as she points out characters and asks about others
>Tell her I'm thinking of selling them all
>She punches me in the guy and says "you fucking better not or I'm never coming back"

She's no longer in my life but my figures are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 20:03:39 No.6658005 Report

Quoted By:

I keep my toys in my study

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 20:15:34 No.6658029 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>how would you explain your toys
Ha most anons here don't even display their shit because they are a bunch of impulse buying favs who like hype more than the actual things they buy so they end up just leaving whatever in the closet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 20:32:38 No.6658052 Report

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>>6657474
Once she has a good explanation for matching stupid earings with generic shirt pattern I'll be concerned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 22:20:50 No.6658255 Report

Quoted By: >>6658593

>>6657474
Wonder why the hell a beautiful woman is talking to me, expect she probably has a penis, tell her "no thanks."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 22:39:17 No.6658292 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657767
Cure her of this disease before she hoards them all

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 22:47:22 No.6658311 Report

Quoted By: >>6670623

>>6657474
"These are my toys. Please don't put them into sex positions. Thanks."

But I don't keep toys in my bedroom anyway so whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 04 Dec 2017 23:22:40 No.6658389 Report

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>>6657474
Cross that bridge when you get to it. You should be actively working toward making this scenario a reality for yourself. Stand up straight, set the precedent buy not giving a shit and she won't either. Would you go to the trouble of getting invited to a woman's house, just to give up on sex because she knits or collects Carebears? There should be a sticky about this already.

>>6657891
Whatever the opposite of troll is, you're it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 00:27:10 No.6658486 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>explaining anything
A horny girl that is 10 minutes away from boning doesn’t give a shit about your toys unless they are a physical obstacle between her and your bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 00:37:58 No.6658499 Report

Quoted By: >>6670811

These days? Girls like "muh nerd" shit. And it shows toure into fri olous spending, eg spending money on them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 00:53:17 No.6658517 Report

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>>6657497

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 01:52:30 No.6658593 Report

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>>6658255

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 01:55:32 No.6658597 Report

Quoted By: >>6658623

I've seen the types of women toy collectors end up marrying, I doubt she'd fit through the door.

Most of you marry landwhales, either because you settle for whatever you can get or because she has money and you need a surrogate mommy to support you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 02:07:11 No.6658613 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657630
>smash collectors
0/10 would not post in the said thread as them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 02:08:10 No.6658614 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
I used to reel in girls when I was sleeping on my sister's couch let alone a bedroom with toys in it. Girls are easy as long as you're not a retard. Confidence is key.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 02:12:05 No.6658623 Report

Quoted By: >>6658629 >>6668494

>>6658597
Most of the toy collectors that marry landwhales and uggos are probably the same type of people you see in the fucking generals who don't have standards when it comes to what ever brand they buy and will defend it no matter what with shit like "It's pretty okay", "It's not as bad as everyone says", "I like it and don't see why everyone's complaining" and other shit that makes them sound like a little bitch when it's obviously hot garbage or pretty mediocre.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 02:16:21 No.6658629 Report

Quoted By: >>6658832

>>6658623
Jin, Walky and Optibotimus all married women fat enough to be mistaken for a car, and all 3 married rich women.

In Jin's case however, knowing he fucked landwhale Sinno and that he himself has a pudgy manlet body with double chin, I think he prefers fat women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 02:33:07 No.6658647 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>have fun
>room full of toys
I dont see the problem. When I first showed my girlfriend my toy collection she wondered why I didnt display stuff better and wanted my plushies. I didnt know how to react.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 03:59:00 No.6658784 Report

Quoted By: >>6669574

>>6657630
By 'play smash' she means you smashing her pussy. You just fucked it up by being a beta faggot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:20:55 No.6658819 Report

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>>6657474
The gf respects that I have such a broad interest in making things, toys included (I only have gundams out on display). I make her costumes for halloween every year too, and she enjoys helping me wherever she can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:28:17 No.6658828 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
Uhhh, I dunno about that, let me ask my wife first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:31:37 No.6658832 Report

Quoted By:

>>6658629
>landwhale Sinno

The idiocy of the "Jin fucked Sinno" meme aside, she was a fucking stick. Seen more than enough of her skin to know that thanks to the powers of the internet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:33:24 No.6658836 Report

Quoted By: >>6662670

>hey anon what are these
>they are figurines of my favorite shows
>oh cool what are they
>give a quick tl;dr of my fav shelf
>neat

i don't know do you interact with girls but either they dont give a flying fuck, or they think it's cool

every now and then, as much as you hate ACBA and things like that, I show over how creative you can be with toys and how big of a following it has, and even articulate how it makes me feel part of a broader community for people who like the same stuff as i do

how beta can you guys be to not properly articulate simple stuff as this

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Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:33:41 No.6658838 Report

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Step 1 hide toys
Step 2 convince her to let you tie her up
Step 3 cum prematurely on purpose

Step 4 shove all your toys in every hole
Step 5 make small nuclear bomb
Step 6 join isis
Step 7 blow up New York with bomb
Step 8 get 72 virgins in heaven
step 9 realize that girls body is still in your bed and no one has checked yet
Step 9 realize this was some shitry post made by an easy likely suicidal edgy teen who can’t spell for shit
step 10 masterbate to nothing but turn for exactly 3 minutes every day
Step 11 kill yourself
Step 12 enjoy
Step 13 rinse and repeat

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Dec 2017 04:35:37 No.6658839 Report

Quoted By:

Step 55 get banned off 4 chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 07:58:11 No.6662586 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
Explain nothing. We got to know each other talking about making custom Barbie outfits.
Her room is worse then mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 09:15:56 No.6662665 Report

Quoted By:

Married 11 years.
She digs marvel and cape shit in general, but is a very unmaterialistic person by nature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 09:22:05 No.6662670 Report

Quoted By:

>>6658836
This.
It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal. Hiding them at first to only be discovered later is going to be a bigger red flag than if they were upfront on display from the start.

A lot of girls I know have liked the collection and even a couple of got their own because I've been able to advise them buying some.

Now my gf has built some gunpla with me and wants to go see the 1:1 unicorn because I'm interested in seeing it. Pretty good for someone with no interest in this type of stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 09:27:57 No.6662678 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
I didn't, she had fun playing them we had fun playing with each other. We got married a year later. Love or hate it hobbies and geekdom only hurt your chances if you are not good quality to start with.

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Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 09:49:09 No.6662690 Report

Quoted By: >>6662697 >>6670626

>ITT a bunch of betas with landwhales and hitching up with the first woman they meet that also likes toys because they are afraid the next one won't
never change /toy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 10:00:57 No.6662696 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
If my toys are the worst of my interests I have to account for, I'm in for an easy lay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Dec 2017 10:02:13 No.6662697 Report

Quoted By:

>>6662690
>seething with anger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 09 Dec 2017 01:59:11 No.6665934 Report

Quoted By: >>6669870

>like some toys
>also have other hobbies and a job
>have hot girlfriend that likes monster high dolls
I dont see the problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 12:26:11 No.6667925 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>fun time
>toys

I'm having a hard time seeing the problem here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 17:19:32 No.6668178 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>hey Anon, lets go to your room for some fun time
Frankly, I'm tired of her using me for my body. I have a name, I'm not just some anonymous fella. Me having a toy collection is hardly the issue in this relationship. If she wants me to keep porking her and beating her, she needs to respect that I have a nerdy hobby.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 17:38:06 No.6668213 Report

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>mfw my ex liked my robots and said "at least you don't collect anime girls"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 17:41:33 No.6668219 Report

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My girlfriend doesn't judge me. We've fucked in front of my toys tons of times. She actually thinks all my LEGO and action figures are cool. She even occasionally buys me figures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:10:08 No.6668287 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657961
not going to lie, pissed a little laughing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 19:20:38 No.6668300 Report

Quoted By:

I have two rooms one where my bed is and other where my toys, computer and other stuff is.
Normally I will first show her the toys then we fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 20:32:59 No.6668383 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657764/Thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 10 Dec 2017 22:08:34 No.6668494 Report

Quoted By:

>>6658623

I'm sure a bitter dork with a superiority complex who can only point to his taste in toys as a redeeming quality gets the panties soaked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 11:42:39 No.6669290 Report

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>be me(24) living with brother(22)
>someone knocks on my bedroom door
>WHAT!?! I yell assuming it's my brother
>Its not him, it's one of his friends
>I open my dead-bolted door a crack and peek out asking what he wants
>my brother was passed out because he drank to much and he wanted to hang out with me
>he brought 2 girls with him (most likely drunk)
>I stand there for a moment thinking about it and make eye contact with one of the girls
>I say "go away" and lock the door
>sit in my room alone surrounded by power rangers, anime girls, and like 40 nendoroids

this happened like 2 years ago but I cringe every time i think about it.

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Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 12:14:53 No.6669307 Report

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>>6657474
My girlfriend gets a kick out of my toys. Recently she was over. I step out to get us something to drink, and come back to her ripped off her ass, bong still in her hand. As she laughed histaricaly at what she did with my legends werewolf captain America and my dc direct wonder woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 14:04:39 No.6669391 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
He just sees them as a collection. The way people collect pretty things. Plus his brother has one as well so he is used to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 15:38:28 No.6669490 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657530

My wife collects Barbies so my collection is not a problem at all. She mainly collects classic Barbies but since we met she's branched out to the licensed Barbies from DC and a few others just to show how she supports my hobbies. We actually met at a toy show. I literally bumped into her while not paying attention to where I was walking and we've been together for the last 5 years.

We don't though have any of our collections in our bedroom. I have an office where I display some stuff and she has a small cabinet of her really expensive Barbies in a corner of the TV room. Quite honestly, the Barbies in that case alone are worth more than 90% of my whole collection. The rest is in our finished basement that holds everything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 16:35:01 No.6669574 Report

Quoted By:

>>6658784
You're not very intelligent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 18:59:49 No.6669750 Report

Quoted By: >>6669847 >>6670727

Are your wifes any cute/hot att all? Hope? I'm good looking but I collect SW and Bayformers stuff with some MCU stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 20:17:39 No.6669847 Report

Quoted By:

>>6669750

Deep down you already know the answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 11 Dec 2017 20:35:32 No.6669870 Report

Quoted By:

>>6665934
>hot
>likes MH
pics or it didn't happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 02:23:58 No.6670367 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
*locks door*

“I’m going to stick these in your ass”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 06:08:24 No.6670614 Report

Quoted By: >>6674251

>>6657497
>imagine being this butthurt about not getting any

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 06:16:35 No.6670623 Report

Quoted By: >>6670794

>>6658311
One time in highschool, I put my friend's Eva Units in various sex positions. He got mad because his mom is super religious and would have punished him for it if she had found them first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 06:19:55 No.6670626 Report

Quoted By:

>>6662690
>has to tell himself that other people aren't happy to make himself feel good

it's never too late for you to change, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 08:20:26 No.6670691 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
>implying you don't keep your toys in a hidden basement mancave
>implying

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 08:57:24 No.6670720 Report

Quoted By:

>keeping shit in your room

lol faggots

I keep my shit in the living room, so she can see what a fucking loser I am from the moment she sets foot in my dungeon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 09:20:39 No.6670727 Report

Quoted By:

>>6669750
>Attractive
>Smart
>Relatively Sane

Literally pick two when it comes to women. Any permutation with >Sane in it becomes wife material, pretty much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 10:59:55 No.6670789 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657767
You're a good husband

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 11:03:16 No.6670792 Report

Quoted By: >>6670869

>>6657731
Are you the guy with the train set in his basement that lets the younger boys come over to play with it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 11:10:58 No.6670794 Report

Quoted By: >>6672948

>>6670623
>super religious mom
>not ok with sex positions
>ok with an anime about using giant robots to kill demonic angels that eat people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 11:21:35 No.6670804 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
If you fart really loud, the toys won't be so much of a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 11:31:52 No.6670811 Report

Quoted By:

>>6658499
After spending £300 on plamo, I'd never consider spending that much on my gf.
Frivolous spending is only for my shit baybee

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 12 Dec 2017 13:29:35 No.6670869 Report

Quoted By:

>>6670792
T-this isn’t a compliment is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Dec 2017 21:30:49 No.6672733 Report

Quoted By: >>6675362

>>6657474
>flip Shakespeare bust up and turn a switch
>bookcase with my figures goes into the wall and a hidden panel closes over it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 00:29:25 No.6672948 Report

Quoted By:

>>6670794
well, the fact that the show is super vague about everything helps to prevent normies from understanding how it's different from a generic mecha anime with lmaos baddies, show is equivalent to PG-12 in my country because I know the guys behind this just watched the first 3 episodes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 21:17:03 No.6674251 Report

Quoted By:

>>6670614
Imagine being a normalfag
[spoiler:lit]>>>/reddit/[/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Dec 2017 23:52:06 No.6674433 Report

Quoted By:

>>6657474
is easy to explain toy, you like them.
is hard, but possible to explain a sex doll dressed as miku covered with cum, "it kinda happen, but now i have you ;)"
what is really hard to explain, is why you have only one pair of shoes, lady's don't like men with one pair of shoes, i don't know why and don't know what to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 19:07:21 No.6675356 Report

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"Sure, but I AM gay you know... Now, choose your nerf weapon!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Dec 2017 19:08:58 No.6675362 Report

Quoted By:

>>6672733
Your parents are dead, but at least your butler will enjoy cleaning your car daily as you sleep.

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