>>6674751>From top left to right:What the modern female pedo is wearing to the playground these days.
"Damn, I'm so black, I need this shiny rainbow dress to counteract how much visible light my skin absorbs!"
What all the jailbait trap girls will be wearing on next season's "To Catch a Predator."
Fat Asian Barbie 2: This time it's personal!
When you went that anime-con last weekend and the yellow hair dye from your Sailor Moon cosplay hasn't washed out yet.
AWESOME. ALBINO. AFRO. ACTION.
>Bottom left to right"We ran out of ideas for new Fashionistas, so here's that blue haired chick that you all liked from the last wave. Now in daisy dukes!"
Hair styled like a giant pencil eraser? Check! Shaved head sides? Check! Obnoxiously large earrings? Check! Silver gogo boots? Check! Tube dress with HUGE frill? Check! In denim? Double check! Hot mess is prepared for launch!
Making the best of things when your late Grandma only left you her linens in her will.
The dress doubles as a wearable crossword puzzle!
What the modern Southern woman will be wearing to Wal-Mart this spring.
TFW you're so tired of being known as "That Salt & Pepper Girl" at school, that you start wearing a see-thru lace dress just to be known better as the local perverted exhibitionist.
