So as far as I can tell, they don't make anatomically correct yaoi action figures with removable clothes and opposable ligaments, like GI Joe except cute and not for war. Which one of you fujashi homos is going to start a company that makes these for all the people who want to act out their gayest fantasies?

Also, can someone tell me why they don't make action figures in general with an opposable skeleton and a silicone outer layer simulating the flesh? I always see figurines with ball joints, I don't understand why they don't eliminate that unsightly feature. It would be much easier to have a penis and butt hole cavity if this were the case.