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>>6879220
>Father then retreats into office
>Football collectibles and memorabilia everywhere
>Puts on fake helmet and shoulderpads that he paid 2000$ for thinking it was the real deal
>Picks up fake autographed pigskin that he paid 5000$ for
>Poses the "go for long"
>Starts getting excited and tingly
>Zips down pants
>Sets up belt on the ceiling fan
>Gets on table and wraps belt around neck
>Starts jerking off
>Whispers "Madden...Madden...Madden"
>Getting close
>Wife walks in and recoils in shock
>Hits ceiling fan switch
>Dad spins around out of control
>Rotational jizz dispensed all over office
>Son comes running in
>"Daddy I ate all my vegeta-"
>Gets cumshot on his favorite Transformer which he was holding out to show his dad and ask for permission to play with
>Makes hotglue thread of it
Another day in paradise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 18:31:56 No.6879351 Report

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>>6879316
/thread

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 19:07:34 No.6879407 Report

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>>6879316
>not bringing your spouse into the mix

Amateur hour over here.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 20:25:39 No.6879540 Report

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>>6879220
*unsheathes my arcane blade*
Heh...you're gonna be the only vegetable around here when i'm through with you, old man...this...this is for ruining my parents marriage! HEEEYAAAAHHHHH

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 20:29:27 No.6879582 Report

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>>6879316
This is the shit that keeps me alive

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 20:37:25 No.6879598 Report

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>>6879316
>SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 21:03:40 No.6879650 Report

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>don't call me 'son' boy. I already ordered a pizza, Now gtfo and go back to that race traitor whore.

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Anonymous Wed 04 Apr 2018 21:10:23 No.6879669 Report

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