>>6906614I kinda love the fact that they were thinking about making an action figure out of the kid from Last Action Hero, since the whole point of that kid is that he's just a helpless schlub stuck in the real world like the rest of us.
Like, his stat card on the back of the packaging would be all "STRENGTHS: VIDEOGAMES, BONERS" and "WEAKNESSES: MOM'S NEW BOYFRIEND, SCARY DUDES WITH KNIVES, OTHER PEOPLE, LIFE"