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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:31:23 No.6994947 View View Reply Original Report

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Imagine dying only to have your ashes put in a Funko Pop

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:40:48 No.6994953 Report

Quoted By: >>7001919

Beats having them put into a Marvel Legend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 15:51:04 No.6994968 Report

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>>6994947
>Imagine dying
LMAO @ ur life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:06:15 No.6994984 Report

Quoted By:

>>6994947
This is a joke right

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:13:02 No.6994995 Report

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Will Funko start selling Urns now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:15:32 No.6995003 Report

Quoted By: >>6995056 >>6996114 >>6999126 >>7003521 >>7003535 >>7008474

10 bucks says the truth behind the "malpractice" story is hilarious. Something along the lines of "she was a 200 pound whale that died because of a heart attack, but since the doctor couldn't save her it's malpractice"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:43:05 No.6995056 Report

Quoted By: >>6995079 >>6995082 >>6995095 >>6995134 >>6995384 >>6996064 >>7000076 >>7003303 >>7007335

>>6995003
When you were a little kid, do you think your mom hoped that one day you would grow up to be the guy who derides and attacks someone grieving the death of a sibling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:48:23 No.6995068 Report

Quoted By: >>7003434

I am dead so what do I care? They can toss my body into a ditch for all it does for me. If it helps them grieve and move on sure. It is weird yes but hey maybe his sis liked iron man or that pop or whatever. My question is why is he doing it in a parking lot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:49:16 No.6995071 Report

Quoted By: >>6995483 >>6998686

I'm having my ashes put into my vintage Great Mazinga Jumbo Machinder.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:52:07 No.6995079 Report

Quoted By: >>6995272 >>6995384 >>6999134 >>6999141

>>6995056
>daddy Drumpf said fuck your feelings, I'm exercising free speech, don't like it go fuck yourself
>how dare you not agree with me! I'm FUNNY! You hurt my feelings saying that!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 16:53:46 No.6995082 Report

Quoted By: >>6995134

>>6995056
She probably didn't care at all. She was so tired of trying to abort him she just eventually gave up and let him fall out of her gigantic twat. She figured she could get more welfare with him, especially since the nig-nog that fathered him was gone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:02:20 No.6995095 Report

Quoted By: >>6995114 >>6995138 >>6996116

>>6995056
When you were a little kid, do you think your father hoped that one day you would grow up to be the cunt who virtue signals on an anonymous Javanese shadow puppet exchange?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:15:12 No.6995114 Report

Quoted By: >>6995437

>>6995095
And faggots like you wonder why you are alone all the time.
inb4 "I..I have LOTS of friends! Even a girlfriend up in Canada!" or "I Don't need people in my life"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:28:16 No.6995133 Report

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>>6994947

Fate worse than hell or death. You cannot ascend to the afterlife when your remains are trapped in cheap vinyl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:29:52 No.6995134 Report

Quoted By: >>6995146

>>6995056
>>6995082
This comes off as so butthurt it makes me wonder if it's the person who made the pic in OP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:32:38 No.6995138 Report

Quoted By: >>6995437

>>6995095
Unfortunately for you, "virtue signaling" doesn't mean "a name I call people when I can't articulate myself".

Try again, and this time use words instead of buzzwords.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:34:49 No.6995146 Report

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>>6995134
I stopped being an internet tough guy on 4chan about ten years ago. Now I just smdh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 17:39:41 No.6995157 Report

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>>6994947
Definitely putting my ashes inside Pochaco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 18:39:27 No.6995269 Report

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>>6994947
>ashes
Ahoulda put those in a Spidey Pop am I right?

But really tho this is the big ole "C" word if true

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 18:40:34 No.6995272 Report

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>>6995079
Wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:05:43 No.6995327 Report

Quoted By: >>6995341 >>6995433 >>6995436

I'm having my ashes vacuum pressed into a dildo so that, at least in death, I can finally enter a woman.
Also, imagine being a haunted sex toy. That would be the coolest. Though if you were put into a toy there's a chance you could end up helping some kid solve mysteries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:14:25 No.6995341 Report

Quoted By: >>6995367

>>6995327

>Fat gay dude buys you to ram his prostrate daily.

Uh that could go really wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:26:12 No.6995367 Report

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>>6995341
Not even the dead can know peace from this evil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:32:14 No.6995384 Report

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>>6995079
>>6995056
>WAGHH STOP MOCKING FATTIES
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:48:15 No.6995418 Report

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>>6994947
There is no way this was not created by someone from /toy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:52:53 No.6995431 Report

Quoted By: >>7002480

>>6994947

That's terrible. I'd rather die than have my ashes placed in a funko.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:53:31 No.6995433 Report

Quoted By: >>6995574

>>6995327
At least get it pressed into a bad dragon dildo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:54:00 No.6995436 Report

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>>6995327
Your gonna be a male gay couple’s butt buddy.
Even in death you will never feel it’s touch.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 19:54:35 No.6995437 Report

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>>6995138
I called you a cunt, virtue signalling was just an (accurate) description of your actions.

>>6995114
Fantastic projection. Bravo, bellisimo, 10/10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:05:07 No.6995454 Report

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>>6994947
>idiot badly wanting (You)s brings fake stories to get somebody to talk to them

Bet if you died tommrow no one would care

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 20:28:28 No.6995483 Report

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>>6995071
My nigga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 21:39:15 No.6995574 Report

Quoted By: >>7008439

>>6995433
I'm not a big enough guy to do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 22:08:04 No.6995608 Report

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Summer autists. You can always predict them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 22:16:58 No.6995623 Report

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This world gets more ghoulish and demonic by the day

This is the sickest world in the world I promise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Jun 2018 22:38:16 No.6995666 Report

Quoted By: >>6996013

That Funko POP! will be forgotten about and then put a box to be donated to Good Will, where someone else will be the proud owner of sister dust.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 02:47:18 No.6996013 Report

Quoted By: >>6996559

>>6995666
that will be a hell of a day buy a cheap funko pop at a goodwill next thing you know its head starts floating around speaking in tumblr talk and you both go off to solve crimes around the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 03:23:30 No.6996064 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995056
Anon, it is easy to be negative in this world. You are what you put out there, and you remain honorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 04:06:45 No.6996114 Report

Quoted By: >>6996531

>>6995003
it's even more sadly hilarious that you americans actually have to pay ridiculously jacked up prices for shit doctors who are protected legally by the law, which you'd have to pay another shit ton for just to challenge and get some sort of chance to get cashback for the dead loved ones.

i guess at that point, getting a funko pop just seems appropriate in that whole cycle of really really really bad things you have to fork out cash for and still lose out in the end.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 04:07:47 No.6996116 Report

Quoted By: >>6998771

>>6995095
Javanese shadow puppet..? Are you Indonesian or some Australian tourist who went to Java once?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 14:43:53 No.6996531 Report

Quoted By: >>6996548

>>6996114
You're fucking telling me. I was incorrectly diagnosed with HIV two and a half years ago and the hospital's giving a huge dickaround to my lawyer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 14:56:46 No.6996548 Report

Quoted By: >>6996807

>>6996531
go get your money anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 15:10:32 No.6996559 Report

Quoted By:

>>6996013
I would fucking watch that you bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 16:39:29 No.6996645 Report

Quoted By: >>6998598

>>6994947
If you've every carried your loved one's ashes, you'd know there are very heavy, and there's too much ash to put into a funko pop's head-- the bone chips are the most disturbing part

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 14 Jun 2018 19:31:34 No.6996807 Report

Quoted By: >>6998592

>>6996548
I'm trying. Apparently hospitals would rather use their money to hire good lawyers rather than good doctors

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 15 Jun 2018 21:47:01 No.6998342 Report

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>>6994947
I would literally come back from the dead and take him straight to hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 01:43:09 No.6998581 Report

Quoted By: >>6998598

Ever cremate some one? It's a whole lot more ashes than it shows on tv or in the movies. He'd need a shit ton of pops to fit all the ashes in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 01:49:49 No.6998592 Report

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>>6996807
What figures you gonna buy if you get it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 01:56:30 No.6998598 Report

Quoted By: >>6998681

>>6998581
>>6996645
Often people will split the ashes into smaller urns for keepsakes. Something I always found ghoulish, and I had to convince my siblings not to do with my grandmother's ashes. I just liken it to drawing-and-quartering; besides, who wants to be left with your grandparent's thigh and part of a hipflank, with maybe some jawbone? Its your family, not some novelty or fried chicken, for fuck's sake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 03:21:29 No.6998681 Report

Quoted By: >>7008447

>>6998598
most of the ashes are the wooden box the loved ones paid $10K for, the body doens't leave that much

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 03:29:37 No.6998686 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995071
That's badass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 04:33:33 No.6998769 Report

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>>6994947
It's this kind of shit that gets people haunted. If you're going to put someone's ashes into something then at least put it in something that costs more than plastic paper weight, if they actually meant anything to you then you should put them in something that actually signifies what they really meant to you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 04:34:36 No.6998771 Report

Quoted By:

>>6996116
Imagine being this new.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 12:46:05 No.6999126 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995003
The nice thing about America is their healthcare system, cops, military, and gunfuckers all make sure they die as quickly as possible.

Wish they'd pick up the pace and kill them all off though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 12:56:30 No.6999134 Report

Quoted By: >>6999749

>>6995079
>commiefat bringing politics into a thread that had nothing to do with politics

Like poetry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 13:02:58 No.6999141 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995079
>get insulted
>Y-YOU'RE SO TRIGGERED, MY PRESIDENT SAID SO
ehehehe

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 23:01:09 No.6999679 Report

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>>6994947
Seems strange to put the ashes in one of the few heroes that didn't get dusted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 23:41:06 No.6999713 Report

Quoted By: >>6999725

I'm putting mine into something that I can use to terrorize and kill those who desecrate me or some shit.

Or just bury a doll within my grave so it can come alive and avenge me if someone tries to desecrate me and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Jun 2018 23:52:44 No.6999725 Report

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>>6999713
Anyone know how much full Egyptian mummification costs? Including appropriate "never rest now have necromantic powers" curses?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 17 Jun 2018 00:04:28 No.6999749 Report

Quoted By: >>7000539

>>6999134
>assmad Trumpet

country music fans deserve to be shot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jun 2018 04:06:27 No.7000076 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995056
How fat are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jun 2018 13:53:25 No.7000539 Report

Quoted By:

>>6999749
Why do you bother, Milo-Anon? Just go to /pol/ if you want to argue politics. This is a board for toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jun 2018 18:34:35 No.7000841 Report

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>white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Jun 2018 21:06:29 No.7001057 Report

Quoted By:

>>6994947
should've used spider-man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 11:18:52 No.7001919 Report

Quoted By: >>7001941 >>7008066

>>6994953
how would you even do that?
do you think before you type?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 12:15:06 No.7001941 Report

Quoted By: >>7003463

>>7001919
Fill the chest you bellend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 22:31:47 No.7002480 Report

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>>6995431
One does not negate the other.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Jun 2018 23:19:40 No.7002518 Report

Quoted By: >>7003311 >>7003411 >>7003836

>>6994947
doesn't surprise me, even older 30+ women have lost their minds (bts is a korean boy band)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 12:24:33 No.7003270 Report

Quoted By:

>>6994947
>Well anon WAS a nerd, I'm sure this is what he would have wanted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 12:59:35 No.7003303 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995056
I've got a bridge to sell you, but first, did you know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 13:03:58 No.7003311 Report

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>>7002518
I find the emoticons the most offensive this about this tweet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 14:42:00 No.7003411 Report

Quoted By:

>>7002518
>the fucking skull emoticon
If I weren't at work I'd post a fitting reaction image

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 15:06:19 No.7003434 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995068
I guess he meant for transportation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 15:49:08 No.7003463 Report

Quoted By:

>>7001941
but that's like, less than a shotglass. you want to carry a foot around.
at least if you dremmeled enough, you can get a significant volume in a POP.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 16:01:37 No.7003479 Report

Quoted By: >>7008911

>>6994947
What FB group did you find this in? I need to see more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 16:04:11 No.7003481 Report

Quoted By:

>>6994947
>Autumn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 16:45:47 No.7003521 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995003
there is a reason surgeons refuse patients all the time. if they are a risk and the surgeon takes the job, its his fault from then on

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 16:55:08 No.7003535 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995003
>she was a 200 pound whale that died because of a heart attack

maybe he should of put her in the Hulkbuster funko instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 20:17:09 No.7003821 Report

Quoted By:

how easy is it to actually spill the ashes? I always see someone on tv spill the ashes very easily and clumsily. Someone accidentally breaking the urn, and then vacuuming it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 19 Jun 2018 20:31:04 No.7003836 Report

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>>7002518
This is a troll account...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 21 Jun 2018 19:51:06 No.7007335 Report

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>>6995056

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 02:34:13 No.7008066 Report

Quoted By:

>>7001919
I also do not understand jokes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 07:15:56 No.7008439 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995574
Do you know how much ash is left over after cremation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 07:19:25 No.7008447 Report

Quoted By: >>7008470 >>7008782

>>6998681
What wooden box? Are you implying people have a casket and burial even after being cremated? If so, they are severely missing the point of cremation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 07:43:54 No.7008470 Report

Quoted By: >>7008478 >>7008782

>>7008447
What do you think they put the body in when it’s cremated? Do you think they just chuck the bare corpse in the oven and grill it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 07:47:38 No.7008474 Report

Quoted By:

>>6995003
>t. projecting fatty

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 07:53:41 No.7008478 Report

Quoted By: >>7008494 >>7008782

>>7008470
Why wouldn't they use something that could be reused instead of purchased? Like a metal box.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 08:17:40 No.7008494 Report

Quoted By: >>7008523 >>7008782

>>7008478
Because they want to cremate the body not bake it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 08:50:42 No.7008523 Report

Quoted By: >>7008664 >>7008782

>>7008494
Ar you implying that the body wouldn't turn to ash if it was in metal not wood? Because that's very false.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 09:24:41 No.7008554 Report

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>>6994947
Jesus that's horrible

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 11:54:01 No.7008664 Report

Quoted By: >>7008782 >>7008824

>>7008523
>implying the body wouldn’t be reduced to a fleshy crisp you’d have to scrape off the metal with a spatula

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 14:20:32 No.7008782 Report

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>>7008447
>>7008470
>>7008478
>>7008494
>>7008523
>>7008664
Best laugh I've had all day.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 14:35:56 No.7008800 Report

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Honestly, I’d be kind of down if they put my ashes inside of this fig

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 15:06:11 No.7008824 Report

Quoted By: >>7008873

>>7008664
Not if you completely reduce it to ash. Ash doesn't stick to metal, my man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 15:52:15 No.7008873 Report

Quoted By: >>7008895

>>7008824
I don't think you've ever seen a cremation before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 16:10:32 No.7008895 Report

Quoted By: >>7008923

>>7008873
I dont think you've opened a textbook before

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 16:23:30 No.7008911 Report

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>>7003479
Action Figure Junkies

It's awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 22 Jun 2018 16:29:52 No.7008923 Report

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>>7008895
I don't think you've stepped foot in school before.

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