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Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 19:21:38 No.7076370 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7076564 >>7076616 >>7079235 >>7079366 >>7085199 >>7094221

>ITT: Movies and shows about toy collectors
Been watching The Toys That Made Us on Netflix lately, and it's really interesting, even though the subjects were before my time. Looking forward to the Power Rangers and TMNT episodes later this year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 21:21:40 No.7076564 Report

Quoted By: >>7077353

>>7076370
You should watch Turtle Power: The Definitive History of the TMNT if you're interested in the figures or TMNT in general. It's a pretty good doc.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 26 Jul 2018 21:49:16 No.7076616 Report

Quoted By: >>7077447

>>7076370
>mfw this gross-out comedy was actually really heartfelt, with a sweet ending

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 03:58:28 No.7077353 Report

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>>7076564
Sounds food. Thanks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 27 Jul 2018 05:01:37 No.7077447 Report

Quoted By: >>7079224

>>7076616
No it wasn't.
It was shit that put way too much importance on getting your dick wet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 02:14:46 No.7079224 Report

Quoted By: >>7079347 >>7079385

>>7077447
Did you not watch it to the end?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 02:18:25 No.7079235 Report

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>>7076370
>three more years

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 02:25:15 No.7079248 Report

Quoted By: >>7079256 >>7094471

>>7079235
Christ nigga just hire a prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 02:27:38 No.7079256 Report

Quoted By: >>7084968

>>7079248
At this point he's probably so backed up when he nuts he'll blow her goddamn brains out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 03:16:58 No.7079347 Report

Quoted By: >>7080024

>>7079224
I hated the part where just becuase he got a girl he starts selling all his shit, as if he was buying toys because he couldn’t get chicks. That was annoying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 03:24:48 No.7079358 Report

Quoted By: >>7079430

>>7079235
40 in 10 years.... been with the waifu for 10(dated 5) no kids yet. Pull out game strong son!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 03:33:38 No.7079366 Report

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>>7076370
http://marwencol.com/documentary/

This was pretty fascinating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 03:45:34 No.7079385 Report

Quoted By: >>7080024

>>7079224
Yes.
He stopped doing things he enjoyed because obviously the only reason anybody would have hobbies is because they couldn't get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 04:13:14 No.7079430 Report

Quoted By: >>7079443 >>7079637 >>7079668

>>7079358
>pull out king
might as well get tested, it would seem u are infertile

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 04:22:42 No.7079443 Report

Quoted By: >>7079637 >>7079668

>>7079430
This, you leak pre-cum and even it has a few thousand sperm cells per fluid ounce.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 04:59:48 No.7079484 Report

Quoted By: >>7080076 >>7080150 >>7082843 >>7083095 >>7083621 >>7084802

Here's the Nat Geo documentary about Grims Toy Show:
https://youtu.be/MaV2ysWzTME

Also: I still want a Hoarders episode about a NEET and his weebshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 07:34:26 No.7079637 Report

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>>7079430
>>7079443

>tfw you also though you were the pullout king, got a 18 y/o booty pregnant and she had an abortion, now you expend copious amounts of money on plastic to cope with what could've been a kid for yourself

not too far away from home

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 07:49:09 No.7079648 Report

Quoted By: >>7087575

>dating a single mother

Her children will never love you, nor the toys you collect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 07:51:15 No.7079652 Report

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>>7079235
>18 more years for me
I'm scared, guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 08:25:54 No.7079668 Report

Quoted By: >>7080679 >>7080718

>>7079430
>>7079443
Pre-cum doesn’t have sperm in it, it’s the left over sperm from when you last ejaculated that gets people pregnant. As long as you urinate before you have sex again you are good.
Planned Parenthood even ranks pulling out as the number 1 most effective method for preventing pregnancy as long as you DO IT CORRECTLY.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 08:31:54 No.7079675 Report

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The Funko docu also on netflix is actually pretty interesting when they are talking about the company itself

Too bad the the rest of the movie is people talking about popshit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 15:04:15 No.7080024 Report

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>>7079347
>>7079385
But he confronts her about it and they ultimately agree that he should not sell them because they are a part of who he is. He only sold them because he felt like she wanted him to, when she was just trying to support his dreams of opening his own store.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 15:47:29 No.7080076 Report

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>>7079484
>I still want a Hoarders episode about a NEET and his weebshit

Same. It a similar vein, I often wonder what it will be like in the distant future when grandkids/kids have to clean up their weeb grandparents' old shit (inb4 weebs don't procreate). Like how grandparents today have all cabinets full of porcelain knick-knacks, but ours will be full of (by then) vintage plastic tiddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 16:35:01 No.7080150 Report

Quoted By: >>7080586

>>7079484
>there's toys around his whole room; he can't even see his own room

As much as I enjoy giant collections, I feel like if your kid is telling you this instead of the other way around maybe you should take a step back and reevaluate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 19:34:22 No.7080586 Report

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>>7080150
sounds like they're not allowed into his room to touch his junk.

Little kids are lame and shouldn't be touching it anyway

Also, those kids sound like they're being told to repeat lines. Shitty scripted reality show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 20:20:22 No.7080679 Report

Quoted By: >>7088156

>>7079668
>business that makes it money from killing unwanted babies lists pulling out as #1 birth control method
Really actives those almonds

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 28 Jul 2018 20:35:30 No.7080718 Report

Quoted By: >>7088156

>>7079668
>Planned Parenthood even ranks pulling out as the number 1 most effective method for preventing pregnancy as long as you DO IT CORRECTLY.
No wonder so many retards end up with several unwanted babies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 03:34:55 No.7082843 Report

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>>7079484
>the front door of the house is blocked by an avalanche of fateshit
>the theme song to love live! faintly plays throughout the house
>the wallpaper has been replaced by posters of oppai loli
>the smell of rotten ramen fills the air
>instead of mummified cats behind the couch it's catgirl statues
>the camera man slips and falls in a puddle of onahole lotion
>one of the rooms is dedicated to the owner's waifu. the room itself is eerily clean
>the crew attempts to remove the fateshit blocking the door, only to find the man's mother buried underneath it. she remains hopeful that he will still move out
>the camera crew descends into the basement to find the owner of the house, and are horrified to discover that he has begun the process of becoming a champion of nurgle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 05:21:13 No.7083095 Report

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>>7079484
>why would I buy a toy and not open it? That's like having a woman and not taking her clothes off - pointless
B A S E D
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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 10:16:25 No.7083621 Report

Quoted By: >>7084784

>>7079484
I'm sure it's not the reaction I'm supposed to have, but this just makes me glad I have nothing to do with women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 21:02:19 No.7084784 Report

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>>7083621
To be fair it seems like he's taking it to massive extremes. Like not letting her cook more than just Mac and cheese for the family dinner because it cuts into his toy money. I'm all for having a massive collection but be sure you can pay your bills and actually live before you go blowing it on wrestling figures of all things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 21:13:10 No.7084802 Report

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>>7079484
His wife's kinda hot. What the fuck did I do so wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 29 Jul 2018 22:26:33 No.7084968 Report

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>>7079256
Either way, he'll be in his own personal prison.

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Anonymous Mon 30 Jul 2018 00:16:41 No.7085199 Report

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>>7076370

>43 going to 44 on 4 days

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 03:21:23 No.7087575 Report

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>>7079648
Then I'll T-pose at them until they do.

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Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 08:40:12 No.7088010 Report

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>>7079235

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 09:15:56 No.7088035 Report

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>>7079235
path to wizardry soon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 31 Jul 2018 12:47:15 No.7088156 Report

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>>7080679
>>7080718
People get pregnant from pulling out because they literally do it wrong. When I was younger I relied on pulling out for 4 years and my gf never got pregnant. Retards just don’t want to pull out when it’s time to cum and accidentally get someone pregnant

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 01 Aug 2018 08:08:45 No.7090082 Report

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There's a book written by James Gunn called The Toy Collecter. Check it out.

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Anonymous Fri 03 Aug 2018 14:00:01 No.7094221 Report

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>>7076370
>he got gf
>he immediately sold all toys

this pissed me off

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Anonymous Fri 03 Aug 2018 17:16:43 No.7094471 Report

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>>7079248
Paying to have it removed isn't losing it, anon

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Anonymous Sat 04 Aug 2018 08:56:48 No.7095735 Report

Quoted By: >>7095756

>>7079235
had half assed sex once when I was 17. had a gf once when I was 21 for a couple of months

I'm 28 now. should I just pretend I'm a virgin and say I never had a gf to my potential next gf?

the way it's been I may as well be a virgin>>7079235

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 04 Aug 2018 09:59:04 No.7095756 Report

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>>7095735
I don't think she'd care. Just say you've had a GF once. I'm in the same boat as you as a "lost virginity but sex was barely sex" sorta way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 05 Aug 2018 22:01:56 No.7098286 Report

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There was a toy guy on Dexter.

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