>>7101729this post was strategically engineered to get a rise out of me.
Red Alert was a fucking GREAT toy you cum sucking fag advocate
FIRST OF ALL, his left arm was a blank slate of 5mm peg port glory. You could plug so many goddamn things into that dude that it brings a tear to my dick
#2, I prior to purchase, I thought that fender was like Luffy and was One Piece, but guess what you piece of shit, IT OPENS UP AND LAUNCHES A BLACK AND ORANGE PUCK WITH THE AUTOBOT INSIGNIA ON IT TRUMP 2020
Tres: Yeah, missiles what about them who gives a fuck in this day and age, oh I'm sorry, you say that this one can be removed from its mount and be wielded by hand and the missile itself has a FUCKING CLAW on it, sorry let me just grab my orgasm journal and log all of this
3. "wow, look at all that kibble on his calves, how lazy were the designers back in Armada, lol Palin 2008" LOOK YOU IDIOT
That "kibble" is one half tool storage and one half repair bay, so I don't want to fucking hear it.
Red Alert is a goddamned masterpiece with LIGHTS and SOUNDS and Longarm is a little go to church every Sunday good boy that only aids in Christ's mission, and if you disapprove you have proven to have the shittest of taste and I hope that you devise a suicide plan worthy of such a betrayal.
Fuck you, I hope you drown in a sea of semen
