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Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 03:28:33 No.7143287 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7143289 >>7144115 >>7144131

What's the grossest thing you've done with your toys?

Tell us all about your scat fetish and that time you took a dookie on Elsa's face.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 03:30:37 No.7143289 Report

Quoted By: >>7149861

>>7143287
Let them get dusty.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 18:52:45 No.7144084 Report

Quoted By: >>7149872

i have one of these, i unsew the bottom and put one of my
onahole, its feels good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:18:27 No.7144115 Report

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>>7143287
Kept them in the package

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:30:17 No.7144131 Report

Quoted By: >>7144132

>>7143287
I jerk off with my Figma Tracer. Just wrap her arms and legs around my cock and slid her up and down until I cum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:32:13 No.7144132 Report

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>>7144131
This is the average figma consumer, ladies and gentlemen

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:35:35 No.7144137 Report

Quoted By: >>7144140 >>7145129

I have done some very lewd things to the extra large Judy Hopps plush. I just can't help myself around those bunny buns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:42:26 No.7144140 Report

Quoted By: >>7144172

>>7144137
>that sweet, innocent face
>i have no mouth and i must scream

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:45:05 No.7144147 Report

Quoted By: >>7144314 >>7144900 >>7145157

This one time i was partswapping some figmas and got a boner because I like gore/amputee/deconstructing gynoids and other degenerate shit.
And that's why I can't build F.A.Girls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 19:57:31 No.7144172 Report

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>>7144140
As if even the sweetest anthro rabbit wouldn't be down to fuck all the time. I also couldn't resist getting the revo, too. She can make such lewd faces and poses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 20:04:24 No.7144188 Report

Quoted By: >>7147544

I once swallowed a Bionicle Kraata. Which means it ended up in my poop eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 21:35:48 No.7144283 Report

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Christ, you people need some serious counseling. No wonder your lives are so fucked up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 22:00:32 No.7144297 Report

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I once came on a figurine, just to see what the hell people see in it.

All I got out of it was eternal guilt and shame.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 22:12:19 No.7144307 Report

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I used to bed one of those big walking dolls when I was like ten-eleven years whenever I was home alone. It was how I learned to masturbate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 22:16:12 No.7144314 Report

Quoted By: >>7144334

>>7144147
You're like the opposite of me, I always feel the need to repair things. Especially damaged cute androids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 22:27:11 No.7144334 Report

Quoted By: >>7144342 >>7145049

>>7144314
I like to repair things too, but it's the disassembly of parts and seeing how thing's work inside that does it for me.
And in the case of mechanical/doll girls it's also the bondage-like helplessness of losing limbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 22:35:38 No.7144342 Report

Quoted By: >>7145049

>>7144334
Yeah, it's that helplessness that makes my protective instincts kick in. I love figuring out how shit works too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 23:03:27 No.7144380 Report

Quoted By: >>7145994

There are webms of me hotgluing some of my figures on /gif/. No I won't tell which ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Sep 2018 23:08:57 No.7144388 Report

Quoted By: >>7144951 >>7145994

Only tangentially on topic but, do people actually sell their figures after hotgluing them once they get tired of them?
That's just a dick, heh, move.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 01:31:53 No.7144526 Report

Quoted By: >>7144531

I have rubbed my dick or came on most of my female figures.
The worst part is that I have sold a lot of my collection, including many of my victims.
I kept them in excellent condition otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 01:33:44 No.7144531 Report

Quoted By: >>7144548 >>7144561

>>7144526
Not a big deal. I blacklight all the figures I buy secondhand and wipe them down thoroughly with a good disinfectant/sanitizing solution as well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 01:45:50 No.7144548 Report

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>>7144531
yeah but some gross neckbeard's dick has still touched them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 01:53:27 No.7144561 Report

Quoted By: >>7149720

>>7144531
>blacklight
fuck me, i couldn't stand to see that. i just immediately wash everything to be safe, if i knew it had been "used" it could never be clean again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 02:55:39 No.7144633 Report

Quoted By: >>7144663 >>7144949 >>7147315 >>7147759

There's a guy in several of the Discords with /toy/ people and he does sounding shit with legos and shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 03:09:03 No.7144663 Report

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>>7144633
There's no way that's a good idea. Either he's using a long piece with sharp corners or connecting the round pieces, which might break apart inside

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 04:09:12 No.7144755 Report

Quoted By: >>7145132 >>7147326

I used to know this secretly bi punk dude who used to throw a kegger at his appartment every month. His house furnishing were really sparse, in the living room there was this Marge Simpson doll that sat on the mantle of the fireplace. Ppl used to get drunk and do stupid stuff to the doll, like jam the blue plastic hair in each other's face, or chew on it. Bi punk dude used to just watch with a smug look on his face.
>one night after every one left he told me he keeps it to use as a dildo when he faps, cleans it an puts it back each time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 05:53:45 No.7144900 Report

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>>7144147
Where you in the thread when the sadoamputer popped up in the general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 06:41:31 No.7144944 Report

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>take apart Lego set I built two years ago for mocs
>notice hair sticking out near wheel assembly
>separate bricks holding the hair
>its a pube
>mfw 2yr old pube entombed by lego car

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 06:44:21 No.7144949 Report

Quoted By:

>>7144633
Tell him pics or gtfo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 06:45:42 No.7144951 Report

Quoted By: >>7144955

>>7144388
I'd buy them if they were discounted. Some of those Jap figures are expensive, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 06:48:41 No.7144955 Report

Quoted By: >>7144969

>>7144951
How does one sanitize otaku jizz?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 07:09:33 No.7144969 Report

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>>7144955
Disinfectant. I guzzle jizz all the time, it's no big deal.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 08:45:37 No.7145049 Report

Quoted By:

>>7144334
>>7144342
The Duality of Man

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 11:43:09 No.7145129 Report

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>>7144137
I legit wanted a set of this and Nick because I like he movie, but they sold out pretty quickly and never really re-stocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 11:49:00 No.7145132 Report

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>>7144755
I bought some hexbugs to use as vibrators. Mostly using them on the frenulum and perineal. One day my GF's friend was visiting and she saw them and asked if she could have one. Sat there watching her handle it and let it run around in her palm while thinking "That was on my junk".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 12:20:05 No.7145146 Report

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I tried making a vibrating box (to put my dick on) with lego. The batteries to the motor dies quickly and I wasn't able to get off at all, and just felt like an idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Sep 2018 12:51:32 No.7145157 Report

Quoted By: >>7147548

>>7144147
T. Yoshikage Kira

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 03:12:32 No.7145994 Report

Quoted By: >>7146023 >>7147166 >>7147171

>>7144380
>>7144388
I don't get it. How do you get the glue off? If the glue comes off okay, what is wrong with reselling?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 03:29:35 No.7146023 Report

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>>7145994
so pure and innocent...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 21:30:13 No.7147166 Report

Quoted By: >>7147793

>>7145994
We're talking about cum, anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 21:33:34 No.7147171 Report

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>>7145994

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 23:22:14 No.7147315 Report

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>>7144633
Fuuuuuuuuck I was in a server with him. He was always a fag but holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 06 Sep 2018 23:26:55 No.7147326 Report

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>>7144755
>cleans it
pffft faggot
a real man would've kept it dirty so all the party people rubbed his fecal remains on themselves

SylviaHoeksIsMyWift

SylviaHoeksIsMyWift Thu 06 Sep 2018 23:28:13 No.7147330 Report

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I cum on my Marvel Legends and then shove them up my spicy ass hole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 00:38:56 No.7147442 Report

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Nothing.
But one day something weird occurred at my cousin's house.
I went there to spend a vacation week back when we were kids.
And he let me play with his toys. I drew some of them and smelled a weird stench.
It smelled like feces. Dry feces. Like someone did a messy wiping job in the toilets without washing hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 01:51:09 No.7147544 Report

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>>7144188
I think there was an anon in the Polynian General who somehow accidentally swallowed the foot of his figure when it fell into his food or something. He ultimately shitted it out but it was intact (albeit discolored).

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 01:56:19 No.7147548 Report

Quoted By: >>7147747

>>7145157
not really unless he got turned on by hands.
>t. animefag

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 06:09:20 No.7147747 Report

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>>7147548

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Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 06:22:53 No.7147759 Report

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>>7144633
he's not this dude from /v/, is he?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 06:48:12 No.7147793 Report

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>>7147166
why would you cum on an action figure though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 07 Sep 2018 06:48:43 No.7147794 Report

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showed them to other people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 14:56:49 No.7149720 Report

Quoted By:

>>7144561
Truth.
That's why I only fuck virgins.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 17:32:58 No.7149861 Report

Quoted By:

>>7143289
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 17:45:30 No.7149872 Report

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>>7144084
not gonna lie, i always found those plushies quite slutty everytime i saw them in shops, so i can't blame you that much either my little weon

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Anonymous Sat 08 Sep 2018 17:49:11 No.7149877 Report

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Covered pic-related in a blue sharpie of a colour close enough that I could pretend it was Jul 'Mdama.

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