Have you found any weird knockoffs lately?

These are Chinese magic clip Tiana, Chinese magic clip Cinderella and some blue haired girl I picked up at a truck stop. Tiana and Cinderella smell like burnt plastic and have lines on their throats like they were caught in the french revolution and peasants tried beheading their prissy little bourgeois heads. Blue haired girl is pretty cool, though. Her feet are deformed but you can't tell if you cover them up with boots.