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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:24:27 No.7156651 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7156660 >>7158359

Religious toys, anyone? Check out Noah's pecs.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:28:39 No.7156660 Report

Quoted By: >>7156663 >>7156696 >>7158264

>>7156651
Is there a Jesus?
Please tell me there is a muscle Jesus.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:30:46 No.7156663 Report

Quoted By: >>7156678 >>7156687

>>7156660
Doesn't look like it... I'm seeing David, Noah, Moses and Samson.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:33:13 No.7156671 Report

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This is Deborah and Esther from the almighty heroes line. Surprisingly cute.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:38:42 No.7156678 Report

Quoted By: >>7165523

>>7156663
There's also buff Joseph, apparently.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:45:38 No.7156686 Report

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This one's for the jews!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:46:02 No.7156687 Report

Quoted By: >>7156698 >>7156866 >>7163188

>>7156663
>No God, Jesus, Satan, Michal, or Goliath
>Samson comes with a fucking naginata instead of a donkey bone
>Whatever the fuck is wrong with David
0/10 would not buy.
Why do Religious toys always suck so bad anyway?
You would think with all of the crazy shit going on in religious texts we could get some legitimately fun figures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:50:00 No.7156696 Report

Quoted By: >>7156725

>>7156660
Making a God or Jesus would constitute making a false idol. You wouldn't want to make your religious toy line blasphemous.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:50:27 No.7156698 Report

Quoted By: >>7156725

>>7156687
>legitimately good figures

GIVE ME A ROIDED OUT YAHWEH NOW!!!!!!

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 21:51:31 No.7156700 Report

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Anonymous Thu 13 Sep 2018 22:06:57 No.7156725 Report

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>>7156696
Have you ever been in an old Christian lady's house?
Hardcore Christians love them some idolatry.
>>7156698
I didn't say that these are good just that religious figures COULD be good.
A muscle God with giant hands and feet would just be really fucking funny.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 00:34:35 No.7156866 Report

Quoted By: >>7156888 >>7162055

>>7156687

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 00:46:36 No.7156878 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MLllO6sEU

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 00:52:19 No.7156888 Report

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>>7156866
Saved. Lemme dig out my Jesus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 01:08:40 No.7156901 Report

Quoted By: >>7156906 >>7157015 >>7165499

I had these kickass David and Goliath figures when i was younger
(Forgive the shitty pic, its not mine)

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 01:13:54 No.7156906 Report

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>>7156901
they actually don't look half bad

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 02:19:07 No.7157015 Report

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>>7156901
>ages 4-9
>not wanting even more customers to buy your product simply because they’re older than 9
>not using the extra profit to donate even more to your church

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 02:50:09 No.7157077 Report

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I unironically like Bibleman

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 02:53:31 No.7157082 Report

Quoted By: >>7157083

Biblewaifu!

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 02:56:06 No.7157083 Report

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>>7157082

desu this biblewaifu is cuter but her articulation looks abysmal

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 21:44:58 No.7158136 Report

Quoted By: >>7158284

The Christian alternative to elf on the shelf: ewe on a pew.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 21:46:20 No.7158141 Report

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The Jewish alternative to elf on the shelf: mensch on a bench.

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Anonymous Fri 14 Sep 2018 22:01:16 No.7158159 Report

Quoted By: >>7158266

There was this show called Angel Wars when I was younger and I always wanted them to make figures. By the time they did, I outgrew the show but now I'm kicking myself for not getting them because they've been out of production for a long time and I still think they look dope

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:05:52 No.7158264 Report

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>>7156660
No, when you play with the figures you ARE Jesus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:08:20 No.7158266 Report

Quoted By: >>7158356

>>7158159
Couldn't find anything on that Michael, but did find the fallen angel for 15 bucks shipped. That's a kick ass sword.

https://www.christianbook.com/morgan-the-fallen-angel/pd/605761?event=ESRCG

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 00:37:44 No.7158284 Report

Quoted By: >>7165505

>>7158136
That's actually really cute.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 01:39:21 No.7158337 Report

Quoted By: >>7158340

Bible quest figures have pretty nice articulation and accessories. Moses comes with the burning bush and the arc of the covenant.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 01:42:35 No.7158340 Report

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>>7158337
They even have Jesus, complete with crucifixion wounds. I kinda hope he comes with the cross.

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 01:43:50 No.7158341 Report

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Articulated nativity scene!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 02:00:02 No.7158356 Report

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>>7158266
Thanks! Hoping I can find Michael on eBay one day

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 02:03:10 No.7158359 Report

Quoted By: >>7159370

>>7156651
my mum bought a Jesus doll

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Anonymous Sat 15 Sep 2018 22:12:57 No.7159370 Report

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>>7158359
That’s Rah’s al Ghoul, not Jesus.

Pic related is the best Jesus figure.

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Anonymous Mon 17 Sep 2018 21:18:08 No.7162055 Report

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>>7156866
This is a nice Baron Harkonnen figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 18 Sep 2018 20:26:45 No.7163188 Report

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>>7156687
>Why do Religious toys always suck so bad anyway?
Same reason why religious games suck. And why religious memes are worse than even communist ones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 20 Sep 2018 16:09:31 No.7165499 Report

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>>7156901
>God's championship match
kek

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Anonymous Thu 20 Sep 2018 16:10:33 No.7165505 Report

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>>7158284
don't you mean 'cewete'

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Anonymous Thu 20 Sep 2018 16:21:39 No.7165523 Report

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>>7156678
>And the most baller coat to ever grace a figure award goes to...

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