I'm friends with a swole gay dude like that and one of the first times I ever went over to his house he went into his basement and pulled out an enormous amount of G1 Transformers from when he was a kid that were in great condition, he even kept all of the file cards for them, and had the red film things for reading them.
All of them had their limbs/weapons/acessories, paint/chrome had no chips, stickers were barely even peeling. It was crazy. I mentioned I like Thundercats at one point and he says "Wait one minute" and came back downstairs with a shopping bag that had nearly every issue of the original Star Comics series, which he gave to me. I didn't even have to blow him for it. (I should have, but didn't.)
Gay friends are the best.
