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Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 18:21:11 No.7254501 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7254556 >>7254668 >>7254878 >>7254884 >>7255046 >>7255109 >>7255198 >>7255236 >>7255362 >>7258629 >>7260846

What's the coolest fucking toy an Anon could get for their 2 year old niece that they won't choke to death on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 18:49:46 No.7254546 Report

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Big lego? She's 2. Wrapping paper would blow her mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 18:58:59 No.7254555 Report

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She's 2. Just get her like a box of fruit snacks and a plastic tierra and you'll be her favorite uncle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 18:59:48 No.7254556 Report

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>>7254501
Kinetic sand is always a nice gift, it’s tactile and you can get it in glittery colours. Messy play toys and sensory toys are nice. Maybe a nice huge soft toy bigger than her she can snuggle and be amazed by.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 19:02:27 No.7254559 Report

Quoted By: >>7254707 >>7258629

The biggest Mazinger Z sofubi you can find.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 20:17:12 No.7254668 Report

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>>7254501
a Fukno Pop. those are cool and contain 0 small parts

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 20:39:35 No.7254704 Report

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This could serve as her private clubhouse for years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 20:40:38 No.7254707 Report

Quoted By: >>7254969 >>7255046 >>7255106 >>7258629

>>7254559
>>7254556
She's a girl, dipshits. Girls like dolls and animals, not gay robots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 20:41:27 No.7254709 Report

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>>7254704
She got one of those already. I was thinking magnetic blocks or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 20:43:06 No.7254711 Report

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get her a tablet with fortnite, thats what the kids are about these days.

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Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 23:33:51 No.7254878 Report

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>>7254501
I wouldn't recommend these. I thought it would be a fun toy for the girls. The randomnessakes.it exciting
But we keep catching my neice masterbating with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 23:36:36 No.7254880 Report

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>>7254878
Which way does the snake stick out?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 23:36:42 No.7254881 Report

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She's only 2. Buy her a Fisher Price rattle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Nov 2018 23:39:53 No.7254884 Report

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>>7254501
A supersoaker filled with bleach.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 00:49:04 No.7254969 Report

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>>7254556 has it right. A stuffed animal bigger than you is the the fuckin shit

>>7254709
magnets + unsupervised toddlers is a dangerous combination, there's a reason those magnet ball things got banned

>>7254707
are you stupid? girls love gay robots

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 01:16:55 No.7254997 Report

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The biggest plush toy you can find her

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 02:03:38 No.7255046 Report

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>>7254501
Duplo is always a safe bet with younger kids. Beyond that the basic baby/pram set goes down well with girls that age.
Have you asked her parents what she likes/has taken an interest in when they go out?

>>7254707
Pretty sexist tbqh.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 03:27:12 No.7255106 Report

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>>7254707
>Girls like dolls and animals
How do you know? She could grow up later and identify as non-binary, or possibly as mecha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 03:30:36 No.7255109 Report

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>>7254501
I‘ll echo what some have already said. Either a big duplo playset, maybe something like a farm, with many figures or a giant plush toy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 03:46:44 No.7255121 Report

Quoted By: >>7255169 >>7255170

Find out what her favorite animal is and get her a plush of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 04:19:59 No.7255169 Report

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>>7255121
Yeah or anytype of plush in general, but make sure theres no buttons or any shit like that because they usually try to eat them

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 04:21:19 No.7255170 Report

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>>7255121
Yeah or anytype of plush in general, but make sure theres no buttons or any shit like that because they usually try to eat them

like this ones on etsy fo 12 bucks she'd probably love it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 04:57:53 No.7255198 Report

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>>7254501
My niece plays with my hulk figures whenever she visits so I got her a titans series Hulk for X-Mas. they come with no accessories so no choking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 05:22:51 No.7255219 Report

Quoted By: >>7255242 >>7260562

Pic related is kind of neat. They're called Sequin Surprise. It's a large plush that comes inside a giant plastic egg, so the surprise factor is there.

The only downside is that they all include a smaller egg with a little figurine that you can stick on top of pencils. If your niece is still at that age where she wants to suck off everything I'd advise against it. My own little niece is turning 4 this weekend so this product in particular was on my mind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 05:41:42 No.7255236 Report

Quoted By: >>7255242 >>7255359 >>7255493 >>7255497

>>7254501
femanon here
i got a warm feeling from this post, i can tell op is a good person.
if you're single, my discord is Rebecca W.
#7861
big /b/tard and memer, also gundam fan *cough cough* but i like guys who are caring so hmu

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 05:48:16 No.7255242 Report

Quoted By: >>7255257 >>7255497

>>7255236
Other femanon here (>>7255219), please contribute to this thread and for OP's cause, man.

Post your links at /soc/ or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 06:04:03 No.7255257 Report

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>>7255242
No one cares if you are a femanon or not. Just report the post and move on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 08:09:02 No.7255359 Report

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>>7255236
chatbots are getting more advanced day by day

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 08:10:33 No.7255362 Report

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>>7254501
Colossal Tyrannosaurus Rex

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 08:35:07 No.7255376 Report

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>>7255362
>2 year old
that would crush her, get a soft one instead

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 08:37:09 No.7255377 Report

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Love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 13:21:27 No.7255493 Report

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>>7255236
i cum on cat it hiss at penis

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Anonymous Fri 23 Nov 2018 13:33:23 No.7255497 Report

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>>7255236
>fem
BLAM
>>7255242
>Other fe
BLAM
>>7255257
>No one cares if you are a f
BLAM BLAM BLAM

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Anonymous Sun 25 Nov 2018 22:18:28 No.7258629 Report

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>>7254559
Based, now I'm hope to get my nephew one as well. That's really great idea for gift.

>>7254707
If she have older brother/s, she would probably love it

>>7254501
If not the awesome Mazinger Z sofubi, I'd say get Playmobil 123, I got one for my nephew (he's 1 year old:3) and it's his favorite toy. I would particularly suggest Girl with Dino Egg set, I mean it has little girl (relatable) and cute dino baby and generally great play value.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 05:37:39 No.7260520 Report

Quoted By: >>7260594 >>7260615 >>7260623 >>7260625 >>7260867 >>7261017

Guys, OP here. You won't believe it, stunning development.
The father of the child, whom has been battling with the mental disorder known as transgenderism for the past few months, has chosen to disown me from the family because of the raging unnatural swirl of hormones in his brain. I got a scathing text from another member of his family, so he must have told some lie.

So thanks anyway guys, but obviously the kid's too young to remember me. Now I think I'll finally get the fuck out of Canada

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 06:08:01 No.7260562 Report

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>>7255219
>The age where she wants to suck off everything

Whores start younger and younger it seems

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 06:17:25 No.7260581 Report

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Uhh...mega blocks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 06:44:15 No.7260594 Report

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>>7260520
this made me sad to read.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 07:10:55 No.7260615 Report

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>>7260520
That's sad, doesn't your sister have any say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 07:13:31 No.7260619 Report

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A plush toy, if you can find a plush cat with a tiara then you will win the game.

There are at least half a dozen shops on Ebay and Etsy that will make you a plush like this to order for a somewhat reasonable price.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 07:20:20 No.7260623 Report

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>>7260520
>mental disorder known as transgenderism

Says the conservative fucker who thinks religion is normal. Christians are mentally ill, accept it. God isn't talking to anyone because he's not there!

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Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 07:21:25 No.7260625 Report

Quoted By: >>7260653

>>7260520
Also you are not OP, you are Milo-anon, the right-wing troll fuck who won't end his life.

pedophilia is wrong. Doxxing pedophiles is right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 07:56:09 No.7260653 Report

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>>7260625
>pedophilia is wrong.
Correct. So is transgenderism.
Find some common ground here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 13:32:18 No.7260846 Report

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>>7254501
Paw Patrol Slip N Slide

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 14:10:01 No.7260867 Report

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>>7260520
What a tweest!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 17:34:30 No.7261017 Report

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>>7260520
Do it faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Nov 2018 17:49:40 No.7261037 Report

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Give her some dick, little girls love it and yours must be tiny so she def won't choke on it ;^)

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