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Who's your favorite toy reviewer?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyh47sdhBk4

Posting mine. His elegance knows no bounds.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 03:30:03 No.7282190 Report

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I liked vangelus but he barely post reviews anymore

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 03:35:37 No.7282196 Report

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TalkerArt is the only one I bother watching these days

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 04:21:18 No.7282242 Report

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Closest would be Ashens but I wouldn't really call him a toy reviewer as such.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 05:07:36 No.7282290 Report

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Wotafa, he reviews stuff from many lines, and still has that childlike joy when getting a new toy

Western reviewers need not apply, they're either too niche, memeshitters or worse, review only american garbage

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Fwoosh

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:01:40 No.7282351 Report

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Anthony's Customs, i like how he really points out the defects of a figure

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 06:12:03 No.7282365 Report

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v3 but that's just because of his boring, no bullshit approach.Toy Reviewers trying to be "funny" or god forbid ""quirky"" are the worst

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>>7282184
Fwoosh
Dare Devil 19
Anthony
ET Figureunboxing

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 09:10:05 No.7282465 Report

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>>7282184
thew

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 11:35:52 No.7282527 Report

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Glenn Webb unfortunately. No one has matched him yet imo

But I really like the Fwoosh too. They tend to recognize when their own personal QC on a figure isn’t affecting everyone.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 12:22:16 No.7282549 Report

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Kek, the worst reviewer, it is impossible to watch his bullshit without yawning.
Cuckstoms is too dumb to handle even the cheapest action figures, like ML, he often misses a ton of featues or aspect of the reviewed stuff.
Plus, he sucks in posing. By "sucks" I mean he really fucking SUCKS, his brain can't handle even a simple good looking pose.

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>>7282184

Thew is kind of improving. Wotafa is always a fun watch, even if you don't understand what he's saying. I like how he always warns kids watching his video to take care when handling sharp objects.

I can't bear watching Jobby's shit any more. There's very little informative review and just him forcing his memes down the viewer's throat. All his antics are getting tiresome to watch.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 12:50:42 No.7282559 Report

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>Thew is kind of improving.
if only he would put out more than one review a month also bot beatdown needs to come back now

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 13:10:26 No.7282570 Report

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www.mwctoys.com

Actually well thought out reviews, but that's just a given for needing to write shit ahead of time instead of winging it like all the youtube personalities.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 13:14:58 No.7282573 Report

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If you like toy reviewers you're objectively retarded.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 13:16:03 No.7282574 Report

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Best toy reviewer right here humm

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 13:40:40 No.7282591 Report

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>>>/toy/
When you filter out the obvious shitposts and stuff i usually find this place to be great for finding out what figures are good or not. Especially when we actually have unboxing threads for new toylines and the OP actually takes a bunch of pictures for scale/articulation/accessories.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 14:14:37 No.7282605 Report

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Keep this e-celeb shit off of /toy/. No one cares about losers whoes "job" is to open toys on Jewtube.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 15:34:13 No.7282660 Report

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>Dare Devil 19
Has he learned how to speak like a normal person yet?

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 15:37:19 No.7282665 Report

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>I can't bear watching Jobby's shit any more. There's very little informative review and just him forcing his memes down the viewer's throat. All his antics are getting tiresome to watch.
His attempts to be quirky are starting to get tiresome, yes. You can only go through so many "haha i am depressed i want to kill myself haha am i right." jokes before you just shut off entirely.
Also, bitching about his underage fans perpetuating shit memes but filling his videos them regardless because he knows he needs those sweet Fortnite children views.
Lastly, and this isn't specific to Jobby alone, but admitting that you're shilling doesn't make you any less of a shill.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 16:12:59 No.7282687 Report

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>not looking at OPs video and realizing this is a bait thread
The absolute state of you retards

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 16:21:22 No.7282700 Report

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It's as if they're looking for any excuse ever to talk about e-celeb bullshit.

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Anonymous Tue 11 Dec 2018 16:47:31 No.7282716 Report

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Dude sucks. He thinks he’s invulnerable to criticism because he claims to be “objective”. He finds so many issues with every ML toy it makes you wonder why even buys them. On top of that, dude is just a really negative guy. Like he genuinely seems to get upset over such small stuff that it has to affect his daily life, putting him in a bad mood all the time.

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What would be /toy/s ideal toy reviewer be like? What would they have to do to please you guys?

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 00:39:27 No.7283270 Report

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what would he SMELL like?

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 00:56:29 No.7283292 Report

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Come back from the dead. RIP Glenn Webb

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 02:09:03 No.7283382 Report

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you're dumb.

nothing wrong with criticism as long as it's honest.
It shouldn't take a bit of brain power to figure out if a toy is worth it or not though. If he bitches that the paint apps on a thin strap or on bullets, you should know that this is normal on nearly every figure ever made, even hand painted customs, and depending on your standards, buy the toy anyway

Same with plastic that's warped or bent. You should know that lmost plastics can be unbent and straightened out with just a simple dip in hot water.

A review telling us of these flaws is how a review should always be. It's up to YOU to filter it and decide whether you like it or not. Don't get angry at the reviewer just because he noticed those flaws.
Don't be a cry baby throwing a giant tantrum like you see so many people on /toy/ being if someone criticizes inaccurate face sculpts.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 02:10:52 No.7283384 Report

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>He finds so many issues with every ML toy it makes you wonder why even buys them

Ad revenue off each vid probably more than pays for the toy.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 04:20:24 No.7283553 Report

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>>7283382
The only one throwing a tantrum is you since I insulted your favorite shitty reviewer.

Anthony reviewed a figure of Poison, a character I don’t even give a shit about. He said it’s yellow. It’s a pearly white. All other photos of it make it white, but he bitched for six minutes about it being yellow. Anyone tries to say it’s white or at worst, maybe HIS turned out yellow, and he disagrees immediately. Dude comes into his own comment section and only responds when people criticize him. He likes starting arguments, that’s all it is. That’s a bad reviewer, OBJECTIVELY.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 05:50:04 No.7283629 Report

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I like how he talks.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 16:18:42 No.7284069 Report

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But it's the negativity that i like, i prefer to know every possible defect before buying a figure even though i don't care for half of them

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 16:46:38 No.7284103 Report

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Jobby the Hong

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 19:15:31 No.7284328 Report

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You like it when he deliberately makes his voice crack?

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 19:28:43 No.7284345 Report

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>how dare you defend my most hated reviewer!
Sorry, but i don't watch any youtube reviewer because fuck video reviews.

None of them are good, because they never show good detail shots and it takes over 5 minutes for them to say anything. I can read a written review in less than 2 minutes. Nevermind that video reviews all sound like stream of consciousness, and that makes for brain dead content.
Not shockingly, here you are REEEING over someone criticising a toy, so it says a lot about who watches video reviews.

And that's funny that NOW you say he's not being objective, by saying all of them are yellow or something, but your complaints before is just "WAH! TOO NEGATIVE!!!"
... and that's just even more shittiness about video reviews, because colors can show up wrong more in videos than they do in photographs, especially since so many people don't even bother to edit reviews, muchless color correct them.

Fucking youtube is lowest common denominator.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 20:00:40 No.7284374 Report

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>>7282184
Toy reviewing is not work. None of these shits deserve ad revenue, and they certainly do not deserve Patreon to fund buying more toys.

The alt-right was huge on getting the IRS to audit prostitutes, at least those people actually work. Toy reviews who talk about Walmart baby crap and conservative "gamers" who stand in front of a wall of used game carts crying over piracy and women don't do actual work and sure as shit deserve to be reported to the IRS in droves, as I can guarantee they are not filing income tax.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 20:13:14 No.7284387 Report

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How has no one mentioned based pixel fucking dan

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 20:20:37 No.7284394 Report

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Lately he went back to his good old self, but his golden age have passed along time ago

I like Mecha Gaikotsu, Retroblasting, Cretaceous Cantina and Long toys (his reviews are nothing special, but he review a lot of Japanese playline).

I don't have particular favorite toy reviewer, maybe Retroblasting but he usually reviews vintage toys

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He's nice too, I like how he talks about the construction of the articulation, shame he's mostly reviewing ML crap and other toys I don't really give a damn about.

>>7282716
>he finds so many issues with every ML toy it makes you wonder why even buys them
I wonder why anyone bother to buy that overrated mediocre shit. At least Anthony shit on ML.

>>7284345
>Fucking youtube is lowest common denominator.
True, I miss toy reviews on blogs.

>>7284374
Based

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 20:21:56 No.7284395 Report

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>>7284387
>The biggest plastic crack whore in all toy reviewing after Shatimus Prime
>Based
ROFL

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 20:32:55 No.7284404 Report

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>>7284374
>>>/pol/

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 21:07:07 No.7284446 Report

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>>7284345
It’s not specific to a figure being yellow, or Anthony remaining “objective”. He can have opinions, just like 99% of the other shitty video reviewers. But he claims that his opinions are objective, which is impossible. His “objective” opinions also involve finding nitpicks with $20 figures. People like you think they’re shitty, and that’s justified in most cases, but you also don’t buy them week after week expecting the quality to magically improve.

That’s my only problem with the guy is that no one is allowed to disagree with him, and he’s creating problems by criticizing figures he doesn’t even like, for the sweet Patreon cash. Easily the worst quality of any toy reviewer, not just him.

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Anonymous Wed 12 Dec 2018 21:15:52 No.7284452 Report

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Remember when i called that guy dumb? Yeah, that's not been changed to:
You're retarded.

Even if the guy is nitpicking, as long as it's FACTUAL, it's STILL objective.

And i said nothing about me thinking they're shitty.
Again:
>A review telling us of these flaws is how a review should always be. It's up to YOU to filter it and decide whether you like it or not. Don't get angry at the reviewer just because he noticed those flaws.
I made MULTIPLE examples of how shit is a non-issue, DESPITE it actually being a flaw/bad thing, because it can be easily overlooked/extremelycommonevenoncostliertoys/fixed.

And yes, everyone should always mention these flaws, because this is what I and a lot of other people look for from reviews... but again, i don't watch any of his shit, muchless any other video reviewer unless I'm desperate, because they're always bottom of the barrel crap.

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 02:09:04 No.7284911 Report

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>>7284374
Reviewer here who sometimes gets mentioned. I do have a Patreon - which goes 100% back into the channel to help improve the quality - and I make about enough per.month on YT to cover my figures, or sometimes a little less. Paid taxes on it ever since I actually had a payout year over a grand.

That being said, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm an outlier. I'm looking to actually register my channel as a business *for* tax reasons while I know of bigger channels who wouldn't consider it.

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https://youtu.be/XUtpd-8Fd1s

https://youtu.be/CWcBTrKYgI0

I have yet to see any other toy reviewer make something of this quality

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Anonymous Thu 13 Dec 2018 20:28:16 No.7285873 Report

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Hi Paul

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>quality

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