Okay then.
SAS ARE SHIT. S.H. FIGUARTS ARE SHIT. TRANSFORMERS, IN ALL INCARNATIONS FROM G1 TO ACTION MASTERS TO BEAST WARS TO ANIMATED TO GENERATIONS, BEAST HUNTERS AND GO. ALL SHIT. GI JOE ARE SHIT. FIGMA ARE SHIT. NECA SHIT. MCFARLANE, ULTRA SHIT. DCUC SHIT. ACTUALLY, ALL OF MATTEL IS SHIT. ALL OF HASBRO.

SOUL OF CHOGOKIN? SHIT. MYTH CLOTH; SHIT. SIC A SHIT, REVOLTECH A SUPER SHIT, SOTA STREET FIGHT YOUR SHIT ALL THEWAY TO MEZCOSHIT.

Jazwares actually makes shit in every line, so this part isn't funny, but sad.

KIVA'S BELT IS BAD, ERGO ALL DX KAMEN RIDER BELTS ARE SHIT. I WAS ONCE SENT TO THE HOSPITAL BY FAULTY HULK HANDS, THEREFORE SHIT.

TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA SHITS IN A SEWER.

EVERYTHING IS SHIT FOREVER BECAUSE YOU'RE A LITTLE SHIT.

Except Xevoz. Those are perfect.