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Bring fireworks into a Walmart. Light them and set them off in the wrapping paper and gift bag section. When everyone is screaming thinking a terrorist attack is happening and running away from Walmart or at least rushing to clean up whatever the fuck is going on, head to the lego isle. Rip open the box and dump as many pieces as you can all over the isle. When you find the one piece you need, sit on the floor and start crying. Stay there until someone comes by. Say that you're worried the terrorists are going to kill you and ask why the entire building hasn't burnt down yet. When they go to help you up, pull down your pants and shit on the floor. Continue crying and yelling. When you get released from jail buy the part off of bricklink.
