>>7403784First off life is WAY too short to give this much of a shit what some uptight soccer mom might think of you. You have as much right to go down a stores doll aisle as a woman does.
The most cringy thing that might happen is that a mother that's not doing her job will suddenly notice you, and realize that shes lost track of where her kid is so she'll start calling the kid by it's name, and tell the kid to stay close to her. Sometimes you'll bump into a single woman that will see you, and she'll start lurking around you as if shes keeping an eye on you. You move a little down the aisle and her ass will follow you. If this happens just walk right up to her, and start looking at what shes looking at as close to her as possible until she feels uncomfortable and leaves. Some woman will ask if you work there even though you have normal cloths on.
Watch out for thirsty girls. Some woman will just suddenly start to just talk to you. If you let them they will talk to you for 30mins. Even when you try to leave they will still try to keep talking. I had this one chick that wanted to get my number so we could go to some Barbie meet up convection together. Another one at the Disney Store started talking about how we would make the perfect "Disney couple". She found me on facebook, and every time I went there she would send me a message.
If you are a minority or have studied as second language in school you can also start speaking a non-english language into a cell phone around people. This will usually clear out any busy aisle within mins, and than you have the whole aisle to yourself. This will work on both men and woman.
