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What do you guys like/look for in a toy review?

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:15:10 No.7447324 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:20:22 No.7447337 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbq0Gy_p9mg

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:24:40 No.7447343 Report

Quoted By: >>7447345 >>7447405

>>7447324
>Morgan Freeman voice
>doesn't overhype for every single little shit
>detailed reviews that don't last longer than 18 minutes and no less than 8.
>reviews exclusively anime figures
>decent camera
>good posing skills aren't required
>at least 10 years of experience with the anime figures industry

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:25:37 No.7447345 Report

Quoted By: >>7447349

>>7447343
>anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:27:20 No.7447349 Report

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>>7447345
Is there a problem, sir?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:28:54 No.7447355 Report

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Do we really need ANOTHER Jewtube thread?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:29:15 No.7447357 Report

Quoted By: >>7447382 >>7452062

>>7447324
ten minutes of HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUTUBE INTERNET WATCHER PEOPLE THIS IS DOUCHEBAG #97013 COMING AT YOU VIA YOUTUBE WITH ANOTHER YOUTUBE VIDEO DON'T FORGET TO MASH THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND RING THE BELL FOR NOTIFICATION

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:31:53 No.7447363 Report

Quoted By: >>7447381

>Dirty greasy fat hands
>Lots of umms/ahhs
>Clearly isn't going off a script
>Out of focus for most of the video, badly lit is a bonus
>Nasally American accent.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:37:45 No.7447376 Report

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Nothing. I don’t watch toy reviews

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:38:39 No.7447380 Report

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>>7447324
>reviews toys outside
>lays them out on the grass
>wears blue gloves
>the narrator is represented by a talking egg
>constantly points out lewd features accompanied by a "Boing" sound
>asks me to like and subscribe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:38:41 No.7447381 Report

Quoted By: >>7447384

>>7447363
Better than any of those foreign accents *dab* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:38:48 No.7447382 Report

Quoted By: >>7452062

>>7447357
Thank you for reminding me why YouTube is an irredeemable cesspit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:39:57 No.7447384 Report

Quoted By: >>7447385

>>7447381
how old are you anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:40:10 No.7447385 Report

Quoted By: >>7447386 >>7447392

>>7447384
20

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:41:34 No.7447386 Report

Quoted By: >>7447400

>>7447385
zoom zoom

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:43:52 No.7447392 Report

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>>7447385
Want to play Fortnite later?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:47:37 No.7447400 Report

Quoted By: >>7447402

>>7447386
Better than being a cranky geezer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV9iv8cXmO0

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:48:39 No.7447402 Report

Quoted By: >>7447407

>>7447400
How's your sex life?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:50:15 No.7447405 Report

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>>7447343
>basically me
Used to do reviews but stopped because of the time sink. Makes me think about doing it again though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:53:00 No.7447407 Report

Quoted By: >>7447409

>>7447402
I've never had a girlfriend. A girl hugged me once in 2016, but she rejected me. I've been thinking of hiring a prostitute since I became 18, but I'm too scared to get scammed or killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:54:40 No.7447409 Report

Quoted By: >>7447458

>>7447407
whats wrong with tinder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 19:58:13 No.7447412 Report

Quoted By: >>7447472

Ah another zoom zoom zoom thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 20:30:31 No.7447458 Report

Quoted By: >>7454070

>>7447409
it's an STD farm. Seriously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 20:38:13 No.7447472 Report

Quoted By: >>7447477 >>7447481 >>7447498

>>7447412
>zoomer
>thot
>bean meme
>based
>cuck
>redpilled

I'm tired of meaningless shit that only /pol/ retards understand. Shitposting your garbage is not how memes spread, you're just misusing words. You can't meme, you can only force your garbage everywhere.

Injecting you with HIV blood is pointless, you already have that from all your anti-woman gay fucking anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 20:45:10 No.7447477 Report

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>>7447472
Disney killed Toys R Us

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 20:49:22 No.7447481 Report

Quoted By: >>7452130

>>7447472
Did the little zoomer thot cuck get triggered at the based redpilling?

For real though, this thread is AIDS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 21:05:15 No.7447498 Report

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>>7447472
Star Wars

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 21:16:17 No.7447513 Report

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>>7447324
>succinct
>clean setup and good lighting
>no longer then 10 minutes
>doesn't shill their favorite sponsor

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 13 Mar 2019 21:22:42 No.7447526 Report

Quoted By: >>7452130

>>7447324
Whatever peaugh does. Minimal bullshit, doesn't talk about the box, detailed, informative. I don't even like Transformers really but he does a good job making me think I should.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 18:22:29 No.7452062 Report

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>>7447357
>>7447382
Ignore them or skip ahead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 19:01:41 No.7452130 Report

Quoted By: >>7452140

>>7447526
this

Just get straight to the point, review the toy. I don't even care if they go over the box or not, I just want the focus on the product and nothing else. As much as I like Shartimus he has a tendency to bring up his personal life which I couldn't care less about.
>>7447481
>zoomer thot cuck
>basd redpilling

How many buzzwords and meaningless labels can I throw into a single post!? Find out next time on another episode of retarded anons of /toy/!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 19:19:43 No.7452140 Report

Quoted By: >>7453998

>>7452130
>How many buzzwords and meaningless labels can I throw into a single post!? Find out next time on another episode of retarded anons of /toy/!
I think that was the point retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 16 Mar 2019 19:52:40 No.7452173 Report

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>>7447324
Review way before the release date.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 23:10:36 No.7453946 Report

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>>7447324
A host with the first name "Dan".

Anonymous

View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO dan dan the ice cream man.png, 543KiB, 591x593

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 23:22:16 No.7453965 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 23:49:13 No.7453998 Report

Quoted By: >>7454001 >>7454008

>>7452140
If you're honestly okay with substituting buzzwords for actual substance, regardless of what website you're on, then maybe you should reconsider who's the retarded one here. Not everything can be excused by 'lol its just a prank bro'. Just speak English.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 23:51:18 No.7454001 Report

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>>7453998
oh btw I was responding to the /pol/tard who was being made fun of for using them. Go back and see who's responding to who before you jump the gun, otherwise you're not really any better than them anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Mar 2019 23:54:59 No.7454008 Report

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>>7453998
I was the one who posted said buzzwords. It apparently triggered you so I guess the post did it's job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 00:51:30 No.7454070 Report

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>>7447458
Then strap up? The fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 01:35:44 No.7454127 Report

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>Good camera.
>Good mic quality.
>Video around 10 minutes or less.

trigfaggotzoomefortnite420blazeroflcoptertrollolol

trigfaggotzoomefortnite420blazeroflcoptertrollolol Mon 18 Mar 2019 01:53:20 No.7454145 Report

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>>7447324
I look for:
>articulation display
>possible fragile points/defects
>good FUCKING CAMERA QUALITY FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU GODDAMN SHITTY WEEBS
>a little bit of the reviewer's personal opinion just to see what someone else thinks
>no/quiet music

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 02:39:15 No.7454190 Report

Quoted By: >>7454195

Most toy review videos are made for underaged faggots who like kiddy buzzwords and require energetic loud voices or else they lose interest fast. When it's done by mumbling 30 year olds, it's cringy.

Toy Reel has adults speaking like adults... about kids toys, but at least it isn't embarrassingly badly acted like nearly every toy reviewer. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLhYoFEaLcvKQk0kedanoMw/

The round table discussions like this is what more toy reviews need, as it brings in other points of views and they will bring shit up that another reviewer may pass on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8Jq8y6WVHw

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 02:43:07 No.7454195 Report

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>>7454190
>not a decent wristwatch between the three of them
Sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 02:44:59 No.7454197 Report

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>>7447324
big-titted thots

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 05:21:10 No.7454357 Report

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>>7447324
To me it's really important that a video spend at least 40% of the video just idly holding the box and talking about yourself or really anything besides the toy itself. Make sure to take your time opening the box as destructively as possible, and make sure you fuck up the assembly and never hold anything still for the whole fifteen minute video. And it's important that every video remind me to like, comment, and subscribe because this Youtube thing is kind of new and I'm not sure how all of its functions work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 05:27:07 No.7454360 Report

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>>7447324
How quickly I can jump around the Video to get my exact question answered

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 05:27:54 No.7454364 Report

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Compare and contrast, point out unique details that excel or hinder the figure. Have the toy on one of those rotating stands if possible

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 18 Mar 2019 15:38:04 No.7454808 Report

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>>7447324

Quality close up shots.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DZFqow0XVjI

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