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Monster cars still count as cars?

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 05:38:39 No.7494662 View View Reply Original Report

I always thought that i don't like cars and that made me kinda sad because i would never really join a "real men club" because it seems that most of true men should love cars
BUT... seems that i LOVE CARS!

Piranha shaped car is one of my favorites!
I also love dragon car because of cool wings!
The wolf-car is fucking badass - he chomps while driving due to mechanism!
WROOOOMMM MOTHERUFCKERS!

Damn i love being a cool car-loving MAN!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 05:42:41 No.7494668 Report

Quoted By: >>7494672

i'm buy teh fantasy car

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 05:45:33 No.7494672 Report

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>>7494668
My piranha car will tear down your fancy ass expensive car to pieces, bro

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 05:52:42 No.7494677 Report

Quoted By: >>7494852

>>7494662
AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 10:45:31 No.7494842 Report

Quoted By: >>7494845 >>7495970

did someone say monstercars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 10:55:43 No.7494845 Report

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>>7494842
Oh shit i had the black one and i thought its batman car or something like that!
wait...i had different one. It had a motorized function
the mouth was open and if you close it - car starts driving forward with motuh slowly opening back. And it was that black one with bat wings!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 11:16:42 No.7494852 Report

Quoted By: >>7494856

>>7494677
bitch really had shit taste in tires, but, at least she could outbrawl and out tow Skitter's buggy husk.

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Anonymous Sat 13 Apr 2019 11:26:14 No.7494856 Report

Quoted By: >>7496086

>>7494852
not sure i fully understand this zoomer language but okay

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 00:39:42 No.7495593 Report

Quoted By: >>7495858 >>7495872

>>7494662
I actually love Universal Monster's hotwheels.
Bride's dragster cadillac funeral or Dracula's and Frank's hotrods are 10/10. so i mummy's classy streamliner. lagoon creature bus is crazy too

i like these fictional designs that are somehow based on real cars

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 04:11:01 No.7495858 Report

Quoted By: >>7495970 >>7496458

>>7495593
Looks good but those are not monster cars.
Those are regular cars with geeky paint.

Fancy paint is not what makes you a REAL MONSTER. It's what inside of your motor and the way you was built from the beginning that matters.

If your and mine car will get paint splattered all over them
- your will be just a regular car without fancy paint
- mine still will be a monster, filled with teeth and attitude ready to shred metal and burn it till it melts down!

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 04:13:06 No.7495863 Report

Quoted By: >>7495970

The most frustrating part of these things was that, after I cleaned up my room and piled all my toys in my toy box, one of these would always somehow manage to open up under the weight of everything else on top of it and I wouldn't realize it until a few seconds later. Really freaky as a little kid to freeze in your tracks to a tiny disembodied "RAAA RRRAAAWWWWRR" noise coming from the other side of the room. Then, no matter how much you dig thorough the toy box, it won't stop making noise until you find it stuck open at the bottom underneath EVERYTHING else and it finally closes and stops roaring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 04:16:44 No.7495872 Report

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>>7495593
i still would love to have some of them. The retrofuturistic looking Lagoonc reature bus is fucking awesome!
and frankenstein's bride car is fantastic and iconic

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 05:58:41 No.7495970 Report

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>>7494842
>>7495858
>>7495863
I LOVED Attack Pack! I think I had most of them. Slime-Inator, NightSlayer and Tankasaurus Rex were my favorites.

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 09:31:52 No.7496086 Report

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>>7494856
>not reading Worm

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 18:35:14 No.7496458 Report

Quoted By: >>7496462

>>7495858
it's not just fancy paint, whole monstrous design. Frank's car looks like his blocky forehead

i like 'monstrous' hotrods, for example this

check this, even without 'fancy paint' it's still asom, coffin-shaped body, skulls and bats ornaments. pretty cool. even dracula wouldnt mind car like this

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Anonymous Sun 14 Apr 2019 18:38:04 No.7496462 Report

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>>7496458
or this asom ratrod with skull-shaped grille

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