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Childhood /toy/ Disappointments thread

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>boring and lame saturday
>didn't have cool toys for long so you go with mom to buy food because you know you will get a toy
>no cool toys on sight
>see picrelated
>looks weird but okay...may be it has some cool mechanics (i was a small child and didnt know that much about mechanics of toys) may be that boot makes Sylvester jump real high! or that basketball person throws ball when you press the button or something
>open it when at home
>Sylvester's neck IMMEDIATELY self-destructs decapitating him
>glue head back...still a shitty toy - Sylvester can't even hold his ball and hands are so stiff - ome of them breaks later on
>boot is just a piece of plastic and dont do anything - Sylvester can't even stand on it
> plus i got random basketball person i don't care about and dont want it - i put it away in a box where he was lying for many years
I saw Space Jam movie later on and understood what the hell this toy means and god i hated it.
I can't think of the time i got so upset about any toy so much.

Funny enough - i kind of want to re-buy this crap just to have the Sylvester Jam figure as a notice of that bad time i had as a kid.