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Pokemon toys suck

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 17:47:49 No.7502561 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7502568 >>7502583 >>7502641 >>7502696

Besides less than 10 figuarts releases, why is the biggest media franchise ever's toy's so weak. Half of the figures look like bootlegs. All the model kits require 30+ stickers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 17:52:04 No.7502568 Report

Quoted By: >>7502909

>>7502561
Because it's a franchise for kids first and foremost, the toys are perfect for them. And most of the adults that like the franchise care about the videogames first and foremost and aren't really invested in this kind of merchandise, so collector oriented action figures aren't a priority.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 17:52:30 No.7502571 Report

Quoted By: >>7502583

Tbh the only figs that are still made, that don't suck are the mega construx

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:01:42 No.7502578 Report

Quoted By: >>7502581 >>7502591 >>7502593

Dear op, you are a fucking retard, there are countless toys made of this franchise, if you're unhappy they are not neca figuarts level quality of 180 joints of articulation, then why are you even caring about a series of video games sold exclusively for children? fuck you and fuck the lazy mentality your brain rots because you're too fucking lazy to simply make a custom or be happy with what already exists

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:04:05 No.7502581 Report

Quoted By: >>7502588

>>7502578
Half of the figures on the market were from franchises intended for children. Kamen rider, gundam, sentai, power rangers, marvel, dc etc. all that stuff was made for children, but as children became adults they wanted things from their childhood, but as collectibles.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:05:02 No.7502583 Report

Quoted By: >>7502586 >>7502789

>>7502571
>figs

you fucking retard they are ugly building block toys they are not figs, they are toys, this is /toy/, stop calling everything a /figure/, go fuck off and cry to hiro for a /figure/ board because your children's buildings blocks are oh so granderous despite being fucking knock off legos with fucking ugly designs holy shit how can you accept this retarded style over a model kit which is more figure than your ugly American produced garbage

>>7502561
again fuck you for not posting this in the general and creating a whole new thread to bitch about your disasaproval of children's toys you big fucking baby

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:07:04 No.7502586 Report

Quoted By: >>7502594

>>7502583
Atleast they still make mega construxx unlike figuarts.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:07:25 No.7502588 Report

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>>7502581
Yea they buy funko pops you massive fucking retard, be happy at least we fucking finally get armored mewtwo in the shodo line. you really are a fucking puissant, these things go for 5 dollar doodoos and yet its not good enough because you're oh so intecuallaul and think everyone wants something higher end when even bandai knows it'll never sell seeing how power rangers figuarts was a colossal fucking failure while kamen rider works as limited releases fuck you

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:09:02 No.7502591 Report

Quoted By: >>7502597

>>7502578
I agree with most of this post except
>too fucking lazy to simply make a custom

I hate that half of /toy/ seems to think that everybody is born a craftsman. Are you serious...?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:09:50 No.7502593 Report

Quoted By: >>7502597 >>7502599

>>7502578
>If you don't master sculpting and painting or settle for less then you can't want something dozens of companies could create
>Meanwhile we get a million generic anime schoolgirls and animu shit and /toy/ eats it up

OP your real answer is that the japanese jews refuse to let anyone else in on the profits whenever possible so they do the absolute bare minimum required to make the most money. Hence why the games are shit, the toys are shit, the animation in the show is shit, and the community is shit. I resorted to buying the chinese statues on eBay a while ago because you'll never get D-Arts tier figured again with such a poorfag fan base.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:10:27 No.7502594 Report

Quoted By: >>7502604

>>7502586
at least figuarts is more sought after than fucking Hasbro garbage as confirmed by fucking world class bullshitters of youtube where the 56% looking dude confirmed the western market is in direct competition with eastern companies and try to up their ante you fucking puissant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQwa-qts1Fo
give it a watch, its nearer the end you can skip the elevator music, but hey, its funny Mattel is slowly dying as all their big ips are sold off to other companies that fuck up just as badly. DC going to spin masters hot off of the heels of bakugan reboot fucking flaming on store shelves, destiny in an ip war with bungee or who ever and no new contrux sets, tmnt dying because no one gives a shit about the new stuff anymore. its all so wonderful.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:12:32 No.7502597 Report

Quoted By: >>7502606

>>7502591
3D printers you fucking wagecuck
>>7502593
articulated options exist out there, op is a fucking privileged first world baby thinking everything should be available at Walmart like the wagecuck he truly is boohoo

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:13:24 No.7502599 Report

Quoted By: >>7502603 >>7502615

>>7502593
Thanks for the actual answer. It seems like mentioning pokemon is a trigger word for /toy/

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:15:15 No.7502603 Report

Quoted By: >>7502612

>>7502599
there's a fucking general you fucking retard. when you make a thread about pokemon toys sucking because you're too much of a fucking retard to put in the effort of research and figuring out how to acquire toys that already exist, it makes you look like the fucking retard that doesn't know how to change their diaper like the crying baby you are because your favorite pokemon doesn't have the exact toy you want of them. all from a franchise catered to babies. go buy a funko pop with the rest of your nintoddler bretheren

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:15:33 No.7502604 Report

Quoted By: >>7502611

>>7502594
What are you even talking about. The post is about good pokemon figures not asian vs. wearern figures

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:15:51 No.7502606 Report

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>>7502597
3D printers shit out the worst quality figures anyone has ever laid their eyes on past a child's play doh turd. OP never said anything about Walmart, and you literally posted a Walmart toy with what, 3 POA? That's some actual kiddie shit garbage. But keep settling, maybe one day you'll get a job that goes above minimum wage and can afford more than fast food.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:15:55 No.7502607 Report

Quoted By: >>7502616

>Nendoroids bring the best pokemon toys and they aren't even the main draw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:17:23 No.7502611 Report

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>>7502604
>The post is about good pokemon figures
the op says 'Pokémon toys sucks' you fucking illiterate retard. are you fucking blind? how fucking old are you you massive colossal fucking retard? how can you even function as a human bean? is this why you assume most of your friends that grew up and got married give a shit about this children's franchise?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:17:25 No.7502612 Report

Quoted By: >>7502619

>>7502603
Name 1 good pokemon toy released in 2019

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:18:33 No.7502615 Report

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>>7502599
Of course it is, you get the most morally bankrupt people who try to tell themselves everything is fine the way it is because GF and Nintendo don't want to do more.

The interviews with the game directors saying the games are too hard to make and they don't want to compete with smart phones, coupled with the fact that they took the toy licenses away from Tomy and started using a company they basically own is proof.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:18:47 No.7502616 Report

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>>7502607
but anon they're dumb dumb retarded SD shit that isn't super articulated like muh failed d-arts

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:20:24 No.7502619 Report

Quoted By: >>7502623

>>7502612
Shodo Mewtwo that is in 1/18 gi joe scale because I always wanted a mewtwo action figure in his armor to fight my army dudes. how fucking shit you're a massive fucking rertard and can't even research toys coming out, how the abosoultue fuck do you even live with such a low iq? do you even have money to afford any of the good pokemon toys thast currently exist and are coming out? jesus christ you're such a massive retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:23:27 No.7502623 Report

Quoted By: >>7502630

>>7502619
Imagine thinking a candy toy counted other than minipla

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:25:44 No.7502630 Report

Quoted By: >>7502632

>>7502623
please point to another 1/18 scaled armored mewtwo that currently existed for five dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:27:24 No.7502632 Report

Quoted By: >>7502634 >>7502637

>>7502630
Its a candy toy though, thats cheaply made, hard to find outside of japan, very small, and very breakable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:28:45 No.7502634 Report

Quoted By: >>7502718

>>7502632
please point to another 1/18 scaled armored mewtwo that currently exists for five dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:29:48 No.7502637 Report

Quoted By: >>7502638

>>7502632
You truly are a newfag huh? Only fat Americans such as yourself hamhand things made for small Japanese hands.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:30:44 No.7502638 Report

Quoted By: >>7502645

>>7502637
No, i just actually like details on my figures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:30:53 No.7502639 Report

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Are you happy with how your thread turned out, OP? Does it bring you joy?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:31:54 No.7502641 Report

Quoted By: >>7502644

>>7502561
>Introduce like 80 new mons per gen
>only like10 of them get a moncolle

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:32:50 No.7502644 Report

Quoted By:

>>7502641
Gen 1 stronk

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:32:55 No.7502645 Report

Quoted By: >>7502654

>>7502638
please point to another 1/18 scaled armored mewtwo that currently existed for five dollars

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:36:03 No.7502654 Report

Quoted By: >>7502660 >>7502663

>>7502645
How are you getting it for 5$ not illegally? You realize you have to import it, and ship it. It'll be about 25$ by the time it gets here. Theres plenty of small 5 poa figs i can get for 1$ at a flea market. Stop promoting candy toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:39:47 No.7502660 Report

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>>7502654
please point to another 1/18 scaled armored mewtwo that currently existed for five dollars. You can't can you? You americans really do suck, hence why you piss you selves like the nintenoddlers you are and make 'pokemon toys suck cuz its not for adults like me wsho still enjoy ythe bing bing wahoo;.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:41:24 No.7502663 Report

Quoted By: >>7502671

>>7502654
>Theres plenty of small 5 poa figs i can get for 1$ at a flea market

why should Japanese companies bother to invest and make childrens toys for americans when it all gets thrown away and discarded like trash? does the capitalism centre of the western world truly retain no values from the good old days?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:43:55 No.7502671 Report

Quoted By: >>7502678

>>7502663
Because theres a difference between collectibles and toys.

Also here, literally everything eventually ends up at a flea market because we don't hoard our trash like europeans.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:47:19 No.7502678 Report

Quoted By: >>7502689 >>7502731

>>7502671
>theres a difference between collectibles and toys.

whats the name of this board again? you do realize everything is awesome, yes?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:50:25 No.7502689 Report

Quoted By: >>7502706 >>7502715 >>7502731

>>7502678
Collectibles are still toys, they're just toys for the adult market.

Toys typically (not always) are made for kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:52:30 No.7502696 Report

Quoted By: >>7502701

>>7502561
Gimme that Gengar boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:53:53 No.7502701 Report

Quoted By: >>7502712

>>7502696
*lick*
At your local
*lick*
Walmart
*disapears*

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:56:03 No.7502706 Report

Quoted By: >>7502722

>>7502689
>Collectibles are still toys

Then why not call them toys? Does it make you look like an incel and think its uncool to call your collectible a toy? Oh right, arrogance placed in commercial products, the MCU and Eric Butts really invigorated guzzlers of corporate merchandise meant for children to play with as something to be coveted despite it all coming from the same source, China, while your tastes super seed others, thus why the entire creation of this thread exists, to help you feel better about the fact that Bandai doesn't give a shit about ie pic related,

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:58:06 No.7502712 Report

Quoted By: >>7502723

>>7502701
This motherfucker is never in stock. I believe it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 18:58:51 No.7502715 Report

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>>7502689
>a tranny is still a woman
I guess

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:00:04 No.7502718 Report

Quoted By: >>7502721

>>7502634
Found one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:00:59 No.7502721 Report

Quoted By: >>7502725

>>7502718
put it next to a can of coke

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:01:02 No.7502722 Report

Quoted By: >>7502724 >>7502738 >>7502744

>>7502706
Its the same bullshit mentality of the asshole who runs Super7, grown men so in denial over wanting toys, yet still wanting toys, that they think a label on the package makes it "not a toy"" by magic so they can brag that they don't buy toys while still buying toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:01:43 No.7502723 Report

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>>7502712
Lmao. Tbh walmarts stock sucks more then target on pokemon stuff tho. I guess if you need your poke-yiff get it off amazon

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:02:43 No.7502724 Report

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>>7502722
I guess the op of this thread should have been called 'Pokémon Collectibles Suck!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:02:46 No.7502725 Report

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>>7502721
Can't. Its releasing in may.

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:04:30 No.7502731 Report

Quoted By: >>7502736

>>7502678
>>7502689
>adult collectibles
that marketing term makes me post this again. toy-shame the adults, not the toys themselves

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:06:46 No.7502736 Report

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>>7502731
Imagine going to a toy board, and not actually liking toys. Everyone knows collectibles and toys are essentially the same, its just an easy word to differentiate between expensive and inexpensive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:07:42 No.7502738 Report

Quoted By: >>7502741

>>7502722
I was on a tinder date and she asks me what I like to do for fun. I tell her some general shit and that I like to collect toys. Shortly after she goes to the restroom, but then never returns. Here I am making six figures and doing wtf I want with my money while she works as a manager at some store. I guess collecting toys is too much for some women though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:10:13 No.7502741 Report

Quoted By: >>7502743 >>7502817

>>7502738
women have an internal creep factor. its not your fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:12:26 No.7502743 Report

Quoted By: >>7502817

>>7502741
Maybe she was intimidated by your collection

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:13:40 No.7502744 Report

Quoted By: >>7502753

>>7502722
It's "not a toy" so they don't get purchased for hamhand children. Get over it. Super7 lives in your head rent free.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:17:59 No.7502753 Report

Quoted By: >>7502757

>>7502744
Not really, they keep popping up like they're relevant or something when Heman is the only thing people care about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:22:15 No.7502757 Report

Quoted By: >>7502763

>>7502753
He man has better toy releases then pokemon and thats sad, since he man hasn't aired in like 20 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:25:53 No.7502763 Report

Quoted By: >>7502782

>>7502757
wasnt he-man a first/foremost toyline? we get guys like Tri-clops, Sy-klone and Ro-bot because they had some kind of toyish gimmick. not because they were some special ability warrior

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:35:08 No.7502782 Report

Quoted By: >>7502847

>>7502763
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:39:38 No.7502789 Report

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>>7502583
>this entire embarrassing infantile post
>calling anyone else a baby

Kill yourself. Quickly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 19:52:52 No.7502817 Report

Quoted By: >>7502844

>>7502741
How many creep points do you get for collecting toys. Small, Medium, Large collections? 0.0-10; 10 being the worst

>>7502743
She had no idea how much or what I had. It was just the idea that I collect toys, because that's all I said before she left.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:06:52 No.7502844 Report

Quoted By: >>7502897

>>7502817
You have to remember you are the alpha. Only people with 600+ iq's can even hold a toy. Ontop of that it was brash and unique

Also on a scale, probably an 8. You combine pedophilic aspects with childish ones. Always better to just say "model kits/scale models". Usually they'll think its just old cars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:08:12 No.7502847 Report

Quoted By: >>7502849

>>7502782
YES IT WAS. It was made to be a toy line. The cartoon barely ran 2 years next to the 6-7 of the toys and random characters had to be shoved onto She-Ra just because the toon was dead before the toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:09:08 No.7502849 Report

Quoted By:

>>7502847
No it was based on an anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:27:49 No.7502872 Report

Quoted By:

Tbh the lapras figure from wicked cool isn't that bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:45:23 No.7502897 Report

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>>7502844
Maybe I should say that I collect dildos to align more with her interests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:49:11 No.7502909 Report

Quoted By: >>7502912 >>7502986

>>7502568
>hey its fir kids :)
Kill yourself retard

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:50:31 No.7502912 Report

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>>7502909
Did baby loose his bottle full of sohylent?

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Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 20:57:11 No.7502920 Report

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Fuck off jannies there was no reason to mass censor anything in this thread you feckless pissant manchildren.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 21:43:34 No.7502986 Report

Quoted By:

>>7502909
>Acting like a child
I guess you love Pokémon, then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 19 Apr 2019 23:51:19 No.7503142 Report

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Oof, why the janitors delete every post

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