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Bring Your FavoriteToy to School Day

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 02:29:01 No.7747174 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7750564 >>7751551 >>7751595 >>7751961 >>7751991 >>7756239 >>7758726 >>7759796

Alright class, Today is "Bring Your
FavoriteToy to School Day", today. So I hope you all brought your favorite toy to school. So wants to come up first and show their favorite school to the class?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 02:31:01 No.7747179 Report

Quoted By: >>7747189

You posted this on a Friday night. How can we bring our favorite toy to school tomorrow if there's no school on Saturday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 02:38:20 No.7747189 Report

Quoted By: >>7747262

>>7747179
OP here. Because of my bad grades, I got held back so many years in school that I live in school now.
So just get your favorite toy and come on over, the night janitor will let you in if you bring him a pint of Evan Williams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 02:59:14 No.7747216 Report

Quoted By: >>7747240 >>7747271 >>7751162 >>7762887

>work my ass off doing odd jobs for people so i could buy an optimus prime
>it was basically the only real toy I ever had and i was super proud that i had bought it myself
>take it for elementary school show and tell
>during recess notice that the class shithead is dicking around with people's backpacks
>he stole gum from my friend's backpack and the gun from my optimus
>confront him about it and he whines to the teacher; she doesn't make him give it back
>when her back is turned he pops the gum in his mouth and chews it loudly while staring at me all smug
>during second recess I take the gun out of his desk, go to put it back in my backpack
>he's back there trying to pry optimus' wheels off with a pair of safety scissors
>call the teacher, she makes him stop but he doesn't get in trouble

I caught up with him after school and beat that little fuck like a rented mule. I ended up kicking the shit out of him two more times in middle school for being a cunt, and he moved away before high school. Looking back on it he probably had some form of autism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 03:17:06 No.7747240 Report

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>>7747216
Wow that kid sounds like a little shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 03:49:53 No.7747262 Report

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>>7747189
That sounds like the start of a pedobear story anon...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 07 Sep 2019 04:02:36 No.7747271 Report

Quoted By: >>7750425

>>7747216
do you know where he lives now? go at his place and take a dumb in front of his door!
dont forget to shit in a specific manner so whit will form an Autobot Symbol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 00:01:50 No.7750425 Report

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>>7747271
That's amazing ass precision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 01:24:41 No.7750564 Report

Quoted By: >>7750811

>>7747174
My dad built me a lego castle to bring to school for that day once. I'm not winning yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 04:18:46 No.7750811 Report

Quoted By: >>7751615

>>7750564
How'd you bring it without it falling apart?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 12:01:17 No.7751162 Report

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>>7747216
Reminds of the story where a poor kid brings a dog turd wrapped in a used fast food napkin to favorite toy day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 17:10:11 No.7751551 Report

Quoted By: >>7752140

>>7747174
fuck this
>be 7 or 8
>its bring your favorite toy to school
>had little plastic native american toy (colored and inarticulated)
>recently had lost my favorite TMNT toys at a park
>thats the second best thing
>bring it and come up with a nice story behind it and had to put the toy in the teachers desk with all the other toys
>was always bullied in school
>when its my turn idk how or why but 3 kids in the back yell what it is when the point was for it to be a surprise
>they somehow found out
>i am trying to tell my story but the kids in the back yelling over me, saying what i am gonna say )they read the note
>feel embarassed and cut the presentation short
>teacher didnt even tell them to shut up
>need to piss, teacher wont let me go
>i piss myself
>go home and cry and mom asks whats wrong but she didnt know about the bullying until later
worst day ever

tho shit got interesting later when i started smuggling fuckloads of pokemon toys when pokemon was banned cause of a stabbing over pokemon cards

everyone wanted to be my friend but i didnt fall for it

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 17:36:08 No.7751578 Report

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This is my favorite toy because its the minecraft guy and he has red poop haha. Its because he ate Reeks' peenut butter plops and its made of peepee and poopoo. When I eat peepee and poopoo I shit blood too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 17:39:38 No.7751584 Report

Quoted By: >>7751964

I'm not stupid enough to bring my favorite toy to school for other kids to damage or steal

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 17:50:39 No.7751595 Report

Quoted By:

>>7747174
I am so depressed that none of my toys bring enjoyment anymore :/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 18:06:31 No.7751615 Report

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>>7750811
It was on a smaller baseplate and sturdy af

Tad Ghostal

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Tad Ghostal Mon 09 Sep 2019 22:07:09 No.7751961 Report

Quoted By: >>7754107

>>7747174
I prefer sending my toys to school.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 22:10:20 No.7751964 Report

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>>7751584
That's why you bring something cheap and easy to replace like a vending machine ninja.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Sep 2019 22:34:06 No.7751991 Report

Quoted By: >>7752130

>>7747174
Why I’m glad you asked, anon! My favorite toy is Hasbro Marvel Legends Nightcrawler!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 00:09:52 No.7752130 Report

Quoted By: >>7752389

>>7751991
Is that why you have two?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 00:18:42 No.7752140 Report

Quoted By:

>>7751551
Fuck. School.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 10 Sep 2019 03:21:03 No.7752389 Report

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>>7752130
Yessir! He’s my favorite X-man.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 11 Sep 2019 05:16:02 No.7754107 Report

Quoted By:

>>7751961
Same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 12 Sep 2019 20:11:35 No.7756239 Report

Quoted By:

>>7747174
The toy I brought to school was the Aston Martin DB5. Yes, that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 14 Sep 2019 14:49:52 No.7758726 Report

Quoted By:

>>7747174
Schools are gun free zones.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 01:41:11 No.7759796 Report

Quoted By: >>7760264

>>7747174
Mr. OP, how can I trust these faggots not to break my EVA-01 model kit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 12:13:41 No.7760264 Report

Quoted By:

>>7759796
ya dinna

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:33:01 No.7762887 Report

Quoted By:

>>7747216
It sounds like everybody had stories like this when they were in grade school, I only had like 2 lego sets until I got into gunpla/figma collecting

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