>>7797973sorry anon, did i have my own opinion on which plastic shitty nuclear lizard is better? i’m so fucking sorry. i’ll post it on liveleak.
i swear for the rest of my brief life i will never EVER have an opinion again. i realize now that if everyone just agrees with you, not only will america’s debt problem be solved, but the sea levels will stop rising and mars will be colonized. alas, if only i didn’t have my own GODDAMN OPINION! humanity will now suffer for all eternity, and it’s simply my fault. I shouldn’t have thought that the moulded uneven eyes on the 1962 look like shit.
I shouldn’t have thought that the nails should have been painted for the price point.
I shouldn’t have thought that NECA’s figure was very articulated and quality for the price.
i’m so fucking stupid, and now mankind will suffer eternal toil and strife at the hands of my mistake.
I will throw myself off of the Brooklyn Bridge, and i will think of Godzilla (1998) as i plummet into the water as my every goddamn bone leaving me to drown in the mercy of the tides. i will embrace death, for i have sinned by choosing NECA 1962 over SHMA 1962.
simply by typing the words on my PC,
“>NECA 1962 ok anon” i have doomed my species. I am Icarus, and in my folly, my sheer hubris on choosing the National Entertainment and Collectibles Association’s interpretation of the character Godzilla in the 1962 classic, King Kong vs Godzilla i have flown too close to the sun, and my cheap SHMA wings have melted at the hinge. On the Brooklyn bridge, i shall be Icarus. I accept my fate. i am sorry.
please, forgive me for what i have unleashed upon this earth. what hardship and toil i have wreaked by favoring a plastic lizard.
As i burn in the flames of hell i will always remember how my opinion crashed the stock market and brought global empires to their knees. how Bandai and NECA’s nuclear war crippled our nation. All because of my GODDAMN opinion on a thread on /toy.
