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Poop Wizard Sun 06 Oct 2019 20:59:29 No.7796090 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7796322 >>7796504 >>7796525 >>7796536 >>7801871 >>7804974

Post the biggest pieces of crap you can find.
Like Prime here- "forget the truck thing, let's make him roll around on his knees"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:09:38 No.7796114 Report

Quoted By: >>7796119 >>7799850

accurate to the source material?

Poop Wizard

Poop Wizard Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:11:20 No.7796118 Report

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IDK that's pretty good designwise

but ew 5x articulation

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:12:37 No.7796119 Report

Quoted By: >>7796144

>>7796114
what is your fucking complain?

Poop Wizard

Poop Wizard Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:14:41 No.7796124 Report

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It seems I'm mistaken, actually
It does have knees/elbows

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:25:23 No.7796144 Report

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>>7796119
bad joints and loose parts. just like...in the game?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 21:33:06 No.7796157 Report

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I don't remember how or why I got this figure, but holy hell was he such a piece of shit.

Poop Wizard

Poop Wizard Sun 06 Oct 2019 22:03:08 No.7796204 Report

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daaang man he looks like Heat Miser in a skinsuit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:02:44 No.7796322 Report

Quoted By: >>7796426

>>7796090
Marvel legends general?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 06 Oct 2019 23:59:41 No.7796426 Report

Quoted By: >>7796791 >>7816259

>>7796322
Speaking of...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 00:51:49 No.7796504 Report

Quoted By: >>7796748

>>7796090
At least he can roll around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:08:13 No.7796525 Report

Quoted By: >>7816201

>>7796090
I mean, he was free with an oil change but still...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:21:34 No.7796536 Report

Quoted By: >>7796550 >>7796860

>>7796090
>kids line aimed at kids
>adult complains about it being crap

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 01:31:39 No.7796550 Report

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>>7796536
Me and all of my friends stopped collecting TFs during armada because they were bricks and we were only 10, having grown up on ball jointed BW figs. Kids do care about this kind of stuff, even the non-autists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:13:15 No.7796748 Report

Quoted By: >>7796772 >>7796994 >>7797194

>>7796504
I still don't understand the point of these. Is it to waste Plastic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:37:29 No.7796772 Report

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>>7796748
The idea was to make toys cheap enough that even poor kids could have them.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:39:44 No.7796777 Report

Quoted By: >>7797155 >>7799850

This is the worst higher-end toy I've ever bought. Beautiful sculpt but it just doesn't hold together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 04:47:44 No.7796791 Report

Quoted By: >>7799832

>>7796426
They couldn't give him legs as well?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 05:52:11 No.7796860 Report

Quoted By: >>7797415 >>7802243

>>7796536
>kids deserve shitty toys

Getting Beast Wars Retrax was the worst birthday of my life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:39:21 No.7796994 Report

Quoted By: >>7797003 >>7816138

>>7796748
Well, see, there are these things called "children" and, sometimes, toys are made for these "children". In the cases of younger "children", simpler and less expensive toys are more appropriate, as opposed to something more complicated, expensive, and/or likely to break.

I realize this is a difficult concept to grasp, so if you require, I am more than happy to pull together some simple visual aids. Maybe some pictures with bright colors Would that help?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 08:49:52 No.7797003 Report

Quoted By: >>7797234 >>7801864

>>7796994
Do you treat your children like retards?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 12:57:42 No.7797147 Report

Quoted By: >>7797358 >>7810588

Exhibit A: It's Generation 2
Exhibit B: Gold plastic shattering into a zillion pieces

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 13:10:47 No.7797155 Report

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>>7796777
Shit joints made shit by actually customizing existing joints. Into type of joints that the company already made.I...don't understand...why?? Such a waste.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 13:57:49 No.7797194 Report

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>>7796748
This is what happens when the head of the company is a captain planet villain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 14:47:23 No.7797234 Report

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>>7797003
>Do you treat your children like retards?
His wife's children are retards and so is he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:21:09 No.7797358 Report

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>>7797147 up
To be fair, that's something that happens over time. AFAIK toys with GPS weren't fragile when they were new, they became brittle with age.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 16:50:09 No.7797401 Report

Quoted By: >>7797413 >>7797424 >>7800557

Look at this
Can't even stand up outside of this very specific pose

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:00:16 No.7797413 Report

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>>7797401
>It was a slow burn. His radical redesign photographed poorly: he was a lanky hunchback with a barbie waist, and the first pictures of him showed that waist in two pieces. Additionally, he was backed two in a case compared to his wavemate's 1... and that wavemate just happened to be Grimlock, a far more popular character. Yes, Classics Grimlock is a terrible figure and double so when compared to Mirage, but at the time he was wanted because he was the only chance for a "real" Grimlock. So Mirage fought the fact that his redesign was really weird looking, early images made him look fragile, he was hollow all ove
Hot take but I like the beast Machines Maximals, they're weird evangelion inspired mecha than was unlike anything else on American shelves. The show designs were ugly so lack of show accuracy is pointless to me. Cheetor was a mess, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:00:58 No.7797415 Report

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>>7796860
Why did this thing get redecoed/retooled so many times?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:06:25 No.7797424 Report

Quoted By: >>7797432 >>7797475 >>7799847

>>7797401
Hot take but I like the beast Machines Maximals, they're weird evangelion inspired mecha than was unlike anything else on American shelves. The show designs were ugly so lack of show accuracy is pointless to me. Cheetor was a mess, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:12:56 No.7797432 Report

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>>7797424
I just wish they didn’t insist on Cheetor having those weird legs. Most of his toys got fucked up because of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 07 Oct 2019 17:43:10 No.7797475 Report

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>>7797424
All the non-show Maximal figures in Beast Machines are pretty good. Probably 'cause they weren't crippled by having to slap some of the aspects of Mainframe's retarded designs into them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2019 02:56:53 No.7799832 Report

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>>7796791
He comes with one big white one right there lmao

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2019 03:04:36 No.7799847 Report

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>>7797424
Cheetor's BM modes got better as time progressed with the Night Slash & Universe recolors being solid figures with a good action figure that doesn't hinder the articulation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2019 03:05:52 No.7799850 Report

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>>7796114
Just dogshit

>>7796777
So glad I cancelled it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 09 Oct 2019 17:15:32 No.7800557 Report

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>>7797401
It's a shame this thing is a piece of shit, I kinda like the feline xenomorph look.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 12:12:34 No.7801864 Report

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>>7797003
You've clearly not been around kids, they will break shit even if they are careful, it's just in a childs nature

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 12:16:48 No.7801871 Report

Quoted By: >>7802251

>>7796090
>FaTHeR, whY did yoU do THis tO me, whY Did you SCulPT ME AS a StAtUe and ThEn pUT joINtS onE ME? whY?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 17:36:09 No.7802243 Report

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>>7796860
>Not liking Beast Wars CHADtrax

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 10 Oct 2019 17:42:40 No.7802251 Report

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>>7801871
this is sad, the worst figure that I've seen in my life

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 12 Oct 2019 20:39:50 No.7804974 Report

Quoted By: >>7816109 >>7816994

>>7796090
this may be a custom, but it's fucking cursed and belongs here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2019 19:26:18 No.7810588 Report

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>>7797147
I had this guy. I remember thinking he sucked. Didn't he have lights or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 18:03:37 No.7816109 Report

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>>7804974
I'm baffed by the bitches here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 18:14:32 No.7816138 Report

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>>7796994
Just because it’s for children does not mean it needs to be absolute trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 18:43:31 No.7816201 Report

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>>7796525
Awesome novelty doh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 19:19:07 No.7816259 Report

Quoted By: >>7816480

>>7796426
what is this

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 20 Oct 2019 21:56:15 No.7816480 Report

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>>7816259
Marvel’s Canon Ball in his flight/canon mode. If they offered a pair of swap normal ML legs it be fine but what you see is what you get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 21 Oct 2019 05:25:57 No.7816994 Report

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>>7804974
Why does it have random ass figures like Dirt Boss attached to its dick?

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