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>>7798289
Not him but they're a total rip-off. I also tried them and never made it to the moon either, the damn things catapulted me to Mars. Thankfully internet connection is not bad here so I can still post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 06:13:30 No.7798560 Report

Quoted By: >>7798802

>>7797964
My friend had these, he lived in a ranch style house and decided one day to wear these while jumping off his roof.

Well he broke both his ankles and legs and we stood there for a good few minutes laughing at him while he was howling in pain.

We didn’t understand at the age of 8 what a vertebra was and that he effectively crippled himself for life

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Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 06:16:01 No.7798564 Report

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>>7798495
Watch out for demons bro

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 06:42:21 No.7798607 Report

Quoted By: >>7798621 >>7798651 >>7798654

>>7797998
>>7798495
>>7797964

Literally not a single person since the dawn of time has made it to the moon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 07:10:07 No.7798621 Report

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>>7798607
3/10 didn't laugh
Try harder boomer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 07:48:08 No.7798651 Report

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>>7798607
Wrong. As already stated moon shoes are useless, but you can easily reach the Moon if you use a nice old pogo stick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 07:50:30 No.7798654 Report

Quoted By: >>7803742

>>7798607
>He hasn't been to the moon
Lmao look at this loser, I bet he hasn't tried moon cheese either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 08:05:47 No.7798662 Report

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There’s been more successful communist governments than people who have landed on the moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 12:38:41 No.7798802 Report

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>>7798560
How is he now though?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 08 Oct 2019 13:21:50 No.7798830 Report

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>>7797964
I had a pair of these. They worked perfectly. I jumped, and yes, I landed on the moon. Then I jumped on the moon, and I jumped through time. My body turned inside-out on itself, and I regained my corporeal form at the dawn of existence, reborn as an elder god. Now I sit all day in a singularity at the center of the universe commenting on 4chan threads.

Fuck those moon shoes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 17:21:19 No.7803740 Report

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>>7798830
kekd

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Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 17:24:09 No.7803742 Report

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>>7798654
The cheese would be a lot more enjoyable if there wasn't a faggy robot trying to bash my head in every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 11 Oct 2019 18:56:29 No.7803815 Report

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>>7803742
Just shoot the fucker if he gets in your way

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 16 Oct 2019 00:09:18 No.7809520 Report

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Tfw you miss the moon and hurdle infinitely through the void of space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 17 Oct 2019 00:07:43 No.7810804 Report

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>>7797964
My friend had one of the old school versions of these. It felt like jumping on an old mattress on the floor. It didn't increase my jump height or anything and my ankles felt sore afterward.

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