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Floridaman arrested for fucking Frozen dolls at Target

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 04:46:16 No.7825336 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>7825350 >>7825371 >>7825405 >>7825419 >>7825429 >>7825457 >>7830462 >>7830507 >>7841715 >>7842151

>Cody Meader, 20, caught 'having sex' with stuffed Olaf toy in Florida Target store
>Repulsed eyewitnesses saw him dry-humping the toy before ejaculating on it
>He then reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy
>After being arrested Meader told cops he did "stupid stuff" and admitted that he had "nutted" on the Olaf toy.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7608615/Man-arrested-having-sex-stuffed-Olaf-snowman-toy-Frozen.html
https://www.local10.com/news/florida/florida-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-stuffed-olaf-at-target
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10206779/cody-meader-florida-sex-cuddly-olaf-toy/
https://rare.us/rare-humor/man-sexually-assaults-stuffed-animals/
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/olaf-targeted-642935

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 04:53:12 No.7825343 Report

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Cant keep my dick in pants.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 04:58:58 No.7825350 Report

Quoted By: >>7843656

>>7825336
This is what you get for putting out Christmas stuff before Halloween, Target.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 05:34:21 No.7825371 Report

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>>7825336
Merry nutmass, Olaf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:12:08 No.7825405 Report

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>>7825336
Sounds about white. Obviously a nutter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:28:58 No.7825419 Report

Quoted By: >>7825461

>>7825336
>Repulsed eyewitnesses saw him dry-humping the toy before ejaculating on it

So no one did anything? They just stood there watching a grown man fuck a snowman doll in public?

What the fuck is wrong with you Florida keep your weirdos in check.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 06:55:41 No.7825429 Report

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>>7825336
men are cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:10:58 No.7825445 Report

Quoted By: >>7825460

Florida Man figma fucking when

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:29:04 No.7825457 Report

Quoted By: >>7825466

>>7825336
Are all news outlets in on the "Florida Man" meme and that's why their headlines concerning a weirdo in Florida have it, or is it just the norm to include the state of the criminal in headlines?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:32:14 No.7825460 Report

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>>7825445

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Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:35:55 No.7825461 Report

Quoted By: >>7830679

>>7825419
I mean what the fuck else are you gonna do?
You gonna go and try to stop him and risk getting coomed on?
You gonna look away from the trainwreck?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:42:12 No.7825466 Report

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>>7825457
Florida has freedom of information laws that make it relatively easy for journalists to obtain information about arrests, which means a lot of articles get written about their crazy criminals relative to other states. But I think they're also just really fucked up on top of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 26 Oct 2019 07:51:56 No.7825478 Report

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But does he love trees?

https://youtu.be/cDNgkvjKtzY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 27 Oct 2019 04:45:49 No.7827228 Report

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He had to COOOOOOOMMMMM

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 01:33:52 No.7830429 Report

Quoted By: >>7843598

Dude even looks mentally ill, look at his gross hair and unmaintained facial hair.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 01:57:25 No.7830462 Report

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>>7825336
Let's be real. Why the snowman when this sexy mofo exists in store right now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 02:37:34 No.7830507 Report

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>>7825336
>"have sex"
>fucks your frozen dolls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 02:39:04 No.7830510 Report

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This guy posts via >>>/toy/catalog

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 04:20:02 No.7830619 Report

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>Florida

Checks out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 05:10:27 No.7830679 Report

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>>7825461
I would have joined in obviously

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 07:09:05 No.7830769 Report

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I wanted a "my-size" Elsa doll for this reason.

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 07:21:44 No.7830780 Report

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>>7830769

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Anonymous Tue 29 Oct 2019 13:59:10 No.7831019 Report

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>>7830780
I wonder if Olaf is small enough to be inserted inside that doll - is that why they included it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2019 14:27:15 No.7835119 Report

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He had to get it out before no nut November.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 01 Nov 2019 15:03:08 No.7835145 Report

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The 20 year old coomer

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Anonymous Sun 03 Nov 2019 05:16:05 No.7837699 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 22:27:11 No.7841681 Report

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>>7830780
Not into the whole "toddler" thing, but as a doll it's still sexy enough to fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 05 Nov 2019 22:46:05 No.7841715 Report

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>>7825336
>dry-humping the toy before ejaculating on it
>He then reportedly proceeded to do the same with a large stuffed unicorn toy

In awe of the refractory period on this champ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 06 Nov 2019 05:06:03 No.7842151 Report

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>>7825336
SWEET

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 05:07:08 No.7843445 Report

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>>7841681

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Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 08:23:01 No.7843561 Report

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>>7830780
Those always look like generic trash compared to the Disney Store Toddler Dolls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 09:26:24 No.7843598 Report

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>>7830429
He looks like literally anyone from a local band anywhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 11:52:12 No.7843656 Report

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>>7825350
spbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 07 Nov 2019 18:57:40 No.7844118 Report

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>>7837699
Nice ahegao there.

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