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>>7964057
A lot of them tend to be your stereotypical fat hairy unwashed virgins. No one cares about the normal people who have familes, steady jobs, are clean and just so happen to collect toys because they are boring in comparison to the stereotypical one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 03:06:31 No.7964068 Report

Quoted By: >>7964284 >>7964305 >>7964576 >>7964628

I hate how toy collectors are lumped in with adult video game players in the whole "PATHETIC MANCHILD" thing.

I'm not some dude who ignores his gf because he has to play WoW 10 hours everyday, but I feel treated the same way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 03:07:39 No.7964071 Report

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>>7963978
There's an episode of Seinfeld where Jerry dates a woman with a nice vintage toy collection. Only real negative portrayal of her was that Jerry and George came up with various ways to drug her into falling asleep so they could play with her toys. Same episode where Kramer finds the set of the of Merv Griffin Show and sets it up in his apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 04:40:05 No.7964197 Report

Quoted By: >>7964278

>>7964057
same here friend, my best friends collects figmas and he's a man slut.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 05:35:17 No.7964261 Report

Quoted By: >>7965033 >>7976076

>>7963978
didn't he sell all his toys in the end though? or am I remembering wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 05:44:29 No.7964276 Report

Quoted By: >>7964311 >>7964338

>>7964057
>I'm a collector and have a FWB.

Family does not count

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 05:45:31 No.7964278 Report

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>>7964197
Yeah, there's this guy, M. Sipher, who propositions young men for sex in exchange for rare transformers toys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 05:51:46 No.7964284 Report

Quoted By: >>7964578

>>7964068
WoW is stupid!
I ignore my girlfriend to play with my funko pops for 10 hours.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:10:28 No.7964298 Report

Quoted By: >>7964311 >>7964338

>>7964057
congrats to the fat, ugly girl who agreed to that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:22:04 No.7964305 Report

Quoted By: >>7964581

>>7964068

>I'm not some dude who ignores his gf because he has to play WoW 10 hours everyday, but I feel treated the same way.

This has got to be a troll / bait statement

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:27:58 No.7964311 Report

Quoted By: >>7964364

>>7964298
>>7964276
>If you're a collector and you have a FWB, she MUST be a landwhale

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:58:25 No.7964338 Report

Quoted By: >>7964341 >>7964372

>>7964276
>>7964298
Seething incels

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 06:59:40 No.7964341 Report

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>>7964338
Seething incest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 07:31:35 No.7964364 Report

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>>7964311
If you need to brag about your sex life on an anonymous phillipino mural board, chances are you're incredibly insecure and most likely making shit up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 07:42:06 No.7964372 Report

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>>7964338
seething alphabet people

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:18:58 No.7964559 Report

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>>7963978
>Subjectanon: The Movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:26:44 No.7964567 Report

Quoted By: >>7964569 >>7964936 >>7964944

>>7964057
I've been sexually propositioned AT a toy expo. She wanted her husband to watch.

She was cute. Maybe if I were straight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:27:19 No.7964569 Report

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>>7964567
Typical western degenerate culture, ruining everything pure about the toy collecting hobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:28:58 No.7964572 Report

Quoted By: >>7964583 >>7970059

>>7964057
>I'm a collector and have a FWB
Fat White Boyfriend?
Family With Babies?
Fully Working Butt?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:32:24 No.7964576 Report

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>>7964068
Noce bait, made me respond.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:34:56 No.7964578 Report

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>>7964284
>>7964284
>I ignore my girlfriend to play with my funko pops for 10 hour
didnt know 10 years olds knew what gf are

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:38:35 No.7964581 Report

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>>7964305
Fuck off, incel. >>>/v/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:38:55 No.7964583 Report

Quoted By: >>7964585

>>7964572
>intentionally acting a retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:39:59 No.7964585 Report

Quoted By: >>7964592

>>7964583
How is your immune system? Has it been compromised?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:42:01 No.7964589 Report

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>>7964057
short answer is because that majority that get easy pussy don't tend to geek out like others. You'll always have outliners like many here on /toy/ but most people don't get perfect Figma sets that also have lovers/wives and kids

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:43:03 No.7964592 Report

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>>7964585
technically everyone's immune system has, that's the nature of living

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:43:08 No.7964593 Report

Quoted By: >>7964601

>thread about toy collectors in media who aren't shit
>autistically discuss sex, virginity and relationships on anonymous message board
You shitheads. Statistically speaking, your relationships are doomed to fail and make you miserable and your random sex is doomed to end with STDs or unplanned pregnancies. Keep thinking things can remain the same and stable forever and one day you'll be in too deep to get out of where your actions have led you or the time you've wasted. Focus on finding love and making it work instead of ruining and shitposting threads

Also, Andy from Toy Story and the old guy that fixes Woody are decent examples of toy collectors that aren't portrayed in a bad light

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:48:12 No.7964601 Report

Quoted By: >>7964605 >>7964621

>>7964593
>Andy from Toy Story
Can you really count him as a toy collector? He was just holding onto toys from his childhood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:51:36 No.7964605 Report

Quoted By: >>7964611

>>7964601
And he just gives them away when he goes to college.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 11:55:39 No.7964611 Report

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>>7964605
Yeah that too, though he was planning to keep Woody originally but people tend to keep their favourite toy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:09:11 No.7964621 Report

Quoted By: >>7964626 >>7964627

>>7964601
Didn't he still have them around his room and on display when he was older? He might've stopped collecting or buying new ones but I'd say it still counts if he had his collection set up
If not, then yeah, I guess he's more just a guy who didn't want to let go, even if he's not into it as a hobby anymore

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:13:48 No.7964626 Report

Quoted By: >>7964645

>>7964621
No, he just had what was left in that caravan chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:16:46 No.7964627 Report

Quoted By: >>7964645

>>7964621
>Didn't he still have them around his room and on display when he was older?
No. The toys he did keep in his room were shoved in the toy chest and barely even looked at. The first scene is them stealing his cell phone to get him to at least open the toy chest. Red even gets excited that Andy held him for a moment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:17:03 No.7964628 Report

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>>7964068
(You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 12:37:57 No.7964645 Report

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>>7964626
>>7964627
Yeah, then he doesn't really count. Oh well
There's still the old guy that repairs toys, at least

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 17:50:13 No.7964885 Report

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>>7964057
Oh, friends with benefits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 18:42:59 No.7964936 Report

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>>7964567
Can you for ONCE in your life NOT be a faggot and just fuck the bitch? [spoiler:lit]jk, homobro, you should have fucked the husband [/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 18:54:13 No.7964944 Report

Quoted By: >>7964957

>>7964567
>I've been sexually propositioned AT a toy expo. She wanted her husband to watch.

Jin and his wife? They're into that freaky shit. I think they're on pleasebangmywife.com a lot

>She was cute.

Not Jin then. His wife is a hambeast that looks like SNL's Pat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 19:05:59 No.7964957 Report

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>>7964944
Why are you so obsessed with this Jin guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 19:08:01 No.7964962 Report

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDHf_VGM-pI

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Jan 2020 19:45:44 No.7965033 Report

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>>7964261
That was endgame though. Most his stuff was MISB. That's why he got 500K.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 18:02:28 No.7969852 Report

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>>7964057
im a collector but im a chad so no probs there

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 19:20:07 No.7969947 Report

Quoted By: >>7970379

>>7963978
this movie is awful because it uses "toy collecting" only because that's the stereotype for virgins
it comes from nowhere, he just collects toys because he's a virgin, and when he got a gf he sold all his toys

awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 20:38:20 No.7970036 Report

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>>7964039
I haven't seen this movie yet, but the original documentary was kino af
worth to watch IMO

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 30 Jan 2020 21:11:04 No.7970059 Report

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>>7964572
You need to go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 01:50:03 No.7970366 Report

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>>7964039
Did they make any toys for that movie? Be a shame if they didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 02:11:47 No.7970379 Report

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>>7969947
I agree - I was sad to see him selling everything he loved because... he had sex? Relationships can't exist alongside hobbies?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 31 Jan 2020 06:18:53 No.7970644 Report

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>>7964039
>photographer gets beat up by two white guys, some black dude and an asian guy
>movie portrayal is all white supremacist skinheads
Hollywood can't die fast enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 23:24:22 No.7976076 Report

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>>7964261
Yes and he used that money to buy things for his new wife and the children she had from her previous marriage. How nice of him!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 23:43:13 No.7976099 Report

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>>7964057
I'm a 30 years old incel

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Feb 2020 23:53:00 No.7976112 Report

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The Forty-Year-Old Virgin
>Steve Carell is a sad, weird, lonely collector who has shelves full of unopened toys to cope with his inability to have a romantic relationship

Dinner For Schmucks
>Steve Carell is a sad, weird, lonely taxidermist who makes bizarre dioramas of mice in costumes to cope with his wife divorcing him

Welcome to Marwen
>Steve Carell is a sad, weird, lonely fetishist who copes with PTSD by playing with dolls

Weird

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 00:17:27 No.7976164 Report

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I collect star wars toys and I ended up getting a girlfriend
She has an insanely nice body but very low self esteem which would explain how I was able to I suppose

Sex is pretty lame though, I could buy more star wars toys instead of doing that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 05:21:13 No.7976609 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 21:52:32 No.7977507 Report

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>>7963978
The one about the magical toy-shop-owner
But it's his job, so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 04 Feb 2020 21:54:36 No.7977512 Report

Quoted By: >>7978032

>>7963978
Blade-Runner is also close, I guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 02:47:43 No.7978032 Report

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>>7977512
>Blade-Runner is also close
nope

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 05 Feb 2020 18:04:42 No.7978872 Report

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>>7963978
Fifty Shades of Grey

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