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As the title implies- what "stories" do you have going on with your toys (including when you were a kid)? Mine mostly revolve around my BRS Figmas:>Black Rock Shooter is perpetually tired and really just wants to stay in bed eating dorayaki, but keeps being pestered by everyone else >Dead Master is a pompous loon and self-proclaimed queen of skeletons who seeks to take over the world and annoy BRS whenever possible. Fortunately she only has one skeleton under her command at present. >Black Gold Saw is an ara-ara oneesan whose hobbies include gardening and being obnoxiously lewd around everyone. Dead Master sees her as a kindred spirit in irritating BRS, who for her part wishes she would go away. >Strength is slow and gentle, but due to her massive hands is forever breaking things, much to her annoyance. On the rare occasions she gets angry she is terrifying, in part due to having a voice like a Dreadnought. One of BRS' few friends. >Insane BRS is a separate character and an evil clone of BRS. Whilst perpetually furious, her murderous habits are somewhat curbed by the fact she shares BRS' lethargy, and thus cannot be bothered to actually do much with her boundless rage. >Chariot (who I have yet to actually acquire) is the third wheel in the trio of "dedicated to annoying BRS" miscreants. She is supremely talented at ticking off BRS, but also her "friends", in part due to her infuriatingly smug laugh. Has a one-sided yandere crush on Dead Master, who finds it hilarious and uses it to bait her into getting beaten up. >White Rock Shooter (again, haven't actually got her yet) is the mastermind behind everything. She could easily bring about a new world order with her as its overlord, but infinitely prefers coaxing on antics with the rest of the cast so she has something to laugh at. Unfortunately her skills at manipulation do not extend to combat, and if BRS finds out she is responsible for her not being able to get a good night's sleep she is in for a world of hurt.
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>>8171243 All villain figures hold a meeting every now and then.
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>>8171243 This just sounds fun desu, not autistic.
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>>8171243 i have way too many Sabers and they're not basically a Power Rangers team.
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>>8171313 >not autistic. he says while posting in /toy/
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Not related to thread at all but....can someone tell me who or what this is? Its got bandai 2007 on the bottom.
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>>8171313 Having fun and being passionate about something you like is considered autistic nowadays unless it's under 20 layers of irony.
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>>8171265 >Villains >T2 T-800 Anonymous
>>8171808 The character is Okita Sougo from Gintama
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I imagine robots fighting in my head when I'm daydreaming. That's normal right?
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>>8171313 Gee, thanks anon.
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>Transformers are in TF2-esque faction rivalry. Neither side feels motivated to escalate conflict to full-scale war. >Lego figures mainly keep to themselves and explore the house, but are sometimes to content to do fuck-all. >Star Wars figures are similar to Transformers wherein the different factions are in a turf war, but choose not to escalate conflict.
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>>8171927 arigato gozaimasu senpai
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As a kid I had this one long story that evolved over time. -Kenner Scorpion Alien was an evil entity that would reappear again after 1,000,000,000 sentient beings died in the Universe. He was sapient and was hell-bent on total conquest. A slab of silly putty wrapped around one of his hands was a living power source (think symbiote but not sentient at all) that allowed him to shapeshift as well as transform it into various materials for weaponry. His two most powerful attacks were ki-blasts: Ahemahemak (and inverted Kamehameha wave in the form of an arc blade) and Gamma Gun (evil version of the spirit bomb that drew upon the energy of all that was wicked and dark in existence ). -Kenner Gorilla Alien was his older brother who was charged with killing the Scorpion Alien guy whenever he appeared to prevent death and subjugation. He too was a sapient individual with DBZ ki-blast abilities. His most powerful attacks were ‘Supernova Blast’ (literally creates a strip of a supernova ring blast) and ‘Spirit Blast’ (spirit bomb channeled like a Kamehameha wave). -Eventually my scorpion alien’s head broke and so the story was his body decayed from prolonged usage of the silly putty symbiote, forcing him to become a cyborg using some ball-socket robot toy I had as his new body. His cycle of death and resurrection was still in effect despite being mostly machine by that point, the artificial body fused to his life force and made of a super matter that was unbreakable but would disappear when he was killed.
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>>8171265 How is the figuarts Yoko?
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>>8171243 I only really have stories for my Transformers, I don't know why it's just them but I often find myself thinking up explanations why certain character are absent or why I've paired particular characters up which doesn't really happen with the other lines I collect.
Here are some tidbits:
>Setting is post Great War, Decepticons won and what few Autobots are left are drifting through space and being hunted down (kinda like reverse Animated). >Optimus and Megatron are MIA after the final battle on cybertron, the Autobots are looking for Prime with Magnus acting as leader in the meantime. >Starscream is ruler of the Decepticons, though many hate him they're unable to do anything thanks to the combined might of the aerial force Starscream commands, the combinations and Sixshot, a mercenary hired to be Screamer's muscle. >Some Megatron loyalists are secretly working behind his back to find Megatron, namely Soundwave and Barricade. >Shockwave meanwhile doesn't care who is in control and has been working on his cloning experiments, starting with clones of himself (Legends class Shockwave and SS Shockwave) and is moving on to creating clones of other Deceptions (Soundblaster). >Traces of Prime were found on earth so a small group of Autobots have been sent there to look made up of Bumblebee, Drift, Crosshairs, Sideswipe and Hound. >Decepticons have caught wind of this and a small group of them has been sent as well including Barricade (who is also looking for Megatron at the same time), Spinister, Triggerhappy, Blitzwing, Counterpunch (a undercover Autobot spy) and Brunt's (a bunch of drones). >Also unrelated to this Maximals and Predacons live on Planet Beast with the Battle Beasts and Rock Lords are goons working for the Quitnessons. Anonymous
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>Saber is the one who taught Link how to fight. As a side note, I can't believe how well balanced these figures are, I've had them in that position on my shelf for months, and they just don't ever fall. Then again, I just started getting figures this year.
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Here's some of my assorted autism in no particular order.>saint seiya temples are scattered throughout the land as outposts of the sanctuary rather than being all huddled together in a single place >there aren't any gods living at the moment but each faction that would be under athena/poseidon/hades can find a proxy by different means >the chakra naruto ninjas use is just inner, constellation-less cosmos through a telephone game >the commando elite was formed to fight against monsters after the power rangers but they were later deposed for >imperialdramon was once a literal emperor until hyoga went too hard playing his role as an assassin of a crime syndicate led by beelzemon threatening his empire and weakened him enough to be defeated later by a resurrected aphrodite >dead master is an alter ego of yomi who comes forth while she is in a trance when using black magic, which she learned to use when looking for ways to control mato >mato is a cyborg who fought in a war as BRS2035 but is now trying to continue studying, though she often still transforms into her cyborg form to fight criminals and terrorists so she has a hard time keeping up with her social life >bludgeon feels drawn towards yomi because of her skill with black magic and he introduces her to his group of underworld masterminds >the technology used for switching the parts of medabots is used for a lot of other applications, such as switching mato's cyborg weapons >wargreymon used to be the chieftain of a group of digimon that settled in a hidden valley but was replaced by magnamon because he became obsessed with tournaments. he then went onto build an arena by himself and train with wolverine >cheetor became prime though i don't have a prime-like body for him, only night slash cheetor >optimus travels the land helping people while megatron is the chief of security of the entire land >the movie constructicons created megatron as the ideal decepticon to lead them
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my old toa nuva are the old guard and they teach the new figures the ropes and how to fight
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>>8177593 That's pretty neat anon.
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>>8171775 Goddamn I love this shit.
Where is that anon that has an ongoing story for this thread?
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Daguva travels across the realms (toy shelves) looking for things to fight.
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I've got a headcanon going involving my Megami Device/FAG builds, a good guys vs bad guys kinda thing. Glad to see I'm not alone in that.
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>>8171265 Hahaha, awesome.
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Nothing autistic about it OP. Having fun with your toys is what they're for! Mine is basically: >Killy's story from BLAME! where he's constantly wandering >encounters and teams up with Etherow, who's actually from a group called the Red Guard; but sometimes the nanites that make their armour turn rogue and make the wearer into Carnage Carnage >Moon Knight is a genetically engineered Guardian of the Moon worshippers, which is why he's taller and bulkier >basically all my figures fit a protaginist or antagonist role somewhere in the wandering through The City >antagonists/enemies are all robots controlled by a Master Controller AI with Alphas from Zetman as their general. >Synthetic Humans are mostly refugees fleeing slavery from the Master Controller AI This is my headcanon and what happens when you only collect figures you think are cool instead of complete lines.
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>>8172481 Now redo it with the necas
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>Fox is a lone wolf who guns people down like a dirty vigilante. Always has to go to team ups but hates every second of it
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Revo Big Chap is actually a refined and cultured fellow whose hobbies include oil painting and singing opera.