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Autismo Toy Headcanons/Playtime Storytime

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As the title implies- what "stories" do you have going on with your toys (including when you were a kid)?
Mine mostly revolve around my BRS Figmas:
>Black Rock Shooter is perpetually tired and really just wants to stay in bed eating dorayaki, but keeps being pestered by everyone else
>Dead Master is a pompous loon and self-proclaimed queen of skeletons who seeks to take over the world and annoy BRS whenever possible. Fortunately she only has one skeleton under her command at present.
>Black Gold Saw is an ara-ara oneesan whose hobbies include gardening and being obnoxiously lewd around everyone. Dead Master sees her as a kindred spirit in irritating BRS, who for her part wishes she would go away.
>Strength is slow and gentle, but due to her massive hands is forever breaking things, much to her annoyance. On the rare occasions she gets angry she is terrifying, in part due to having a voice like a Dreadnought. One of BRS' few friends.
>Insane BRS is a separate character and an evil clone of BRS. Whilst perpetually furious, her murderous habits are somewhat curbed by the fact she shares BRS' lethargy, and thus cannot be bothered to actually do much with her boundless rage.
>Chariot (who I have yet to actually acquire) is the third wheel in the trio of "dedicated to annoying BRS" miscreants. She is supremely talented at ticking off BRS, but also her "friends", in part due to her infuriatingly smug laugh. Has a one-sided yandere crush on Dead Master, who finds it hilarious and uses it to bait her into getting beaten up.
>White Rock Shooter (again, haven't actually got her yet) is the mastermind behind everything. She could easily bring about a new world order with her as its overlord, but infinitely prefers coaxing on antics with the rest of the cast so she has something to laugh at. Unfortunately her skills at manipulation do not extend to combat, and if BRS finds out she is responsible for her not being able to get a good night's sleep she is in for a world of hurt.