>>8185712Once upon a time, Tony Stark was just walking through the desert....when
>PKKAWWWhe got kidnapped by terrorists.
"You vill make us veapons to fire at americans with!"
So Tony said, "Fuck THAT!"
And he mad IRON MAN
And he became IRON MAN
And he was like
>PAKOO>PAKLOWOWOWand then he shot the terrorists and they shot him but it didnt do anything because, Iron Man is made of IRON. and he's invincible. And he was like, "Maaaan, look at me"
>Explosion 
